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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

This is our best shot, let's do it!

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The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I think we should try summoning the Wu Tang Clan again.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Giraffe posted:

I think we should try summoning the Wu Tang Clan again.

Shut up.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


> CTRL + Alt + ~
> iddqd

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
:hmmyes:

MisterJed
May 9, 2004

Giraffe posted:

I think we should try summoning the Wu Tang Clan again.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Add:

> “Babe, I know you are in there. I know I’ve made some mistakes. I never fed you enough corpses, I let my daughter and the object of my sexual awakening drive out of my life, and I forgot to pickup a Wu-Tang Summoning Medallion at Costo...but despite all this, you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Wu Tang medallion prolly up stairs in the house we never explored 🤦🏻‍♂️

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
>harness the love that exists between a man and his pig

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


you're gonna have to kiss that pig again

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


> summon caro

MisterJed
May 9, 2004

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




>alt-tab out of game, replace character file with Ghostface-Killah.char, return to game
>YA BEST PROTEC YA NECK
>use femurs to expertly cut Babe off of monster neck-appendage
>smoke wools while credit(s) rolls

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

beanieson posted:

Wu Tang medallion prolly up stairs in the house we never explored 🤦🏻‍♂️

yeah.

> Go back home, search upstairs.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Backweb posted:

> Go back home, search upstairs.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

It's reasonable to assume our paths might have crossed at some point in the past.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
>punch Babe in the balls

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
>cast testicular torsion on babe

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Fastball LIVE in concert posted:

>cast testicular torsion on babe

:mad:

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Never forget, we were the virus all along

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

>plug in second controller

>switch controls to Domino

>kill abomination during cinematic

Mudfly
Jun 10, 2012
Do some sweet dark souls like combos while youre using the femurs and dodging around its legs.
Then when it falls onto its front legs we finish it and ourselves in its rear

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Combine magic liquid with hand sanitizer
>Toss it at the Monster

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"
> say, “Die, monster! You don’t belong in this world!”
> throw bowl of magic at the ground below the coronapig

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Goreld posted:

> say, “Die, monster! You don’t belong in this world!”
> throw bowl of magic at the ground below the coronapig

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

lol

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
:eyepop:

Eastbound Spider fucked around with this message at 23:12 on May 1, 2020

Koaxke
Jan 18, 2009

Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Much better than going through and entire scene

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
>pray to mecca

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

This plus

>pray to nurgle

MisterJed
May 9, 2004

> blast into outer space

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Backweb posted:

> tweet that the monster has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

ignore every suggestion that came before this

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yoloer420
May 19, 2006
There is only one way we are going to be able to beat this thing.

> cast 'enlarge balls' on self

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