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Cavauro posted:
You almost tricked me with the results but little word to the wise, trying to sneak in that a new signing would be booked 50/50 within two weeks of debut, or that a guy literally just introduced on Raw as a dangerous new threat to the tag division would get squashed in a singles match on the developmental brand 2 days later...? You gotta make it at least semi-believable, Cavauro!
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:02 |
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Yeah there's no way they had a masked luchador named El Hijo del Fantasma wrestle on WWE TV. Vince would burst a blood vessel if he knew what "Hijo" meant.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 05:02 |
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I call fake on Charlotte having a match on NXT.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 07:23 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 10:25 |
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THE MANY TELEVISED CRIMES OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't adverse to breaking a law or 50 when it came time to stomping a mudhole and walking it dry, but which of these are actual televised crimes he committed and which are just plain outright lies? - Practiced medicine without a license - Driving under the influence - Vehicular Assault - Bicycle theft - Hostage taking - Performing in blackface - Beating up a woman (on television, we already know it's true he did it in real life) - Public urination - Car vandalism - Cockfighting - Brawling in a public space - Property damage - Waterway littering - Sharking/debagging - Threatening with a firearm - Crashing a family reunion - Vandalization of a Church - Attempted murder Bonus points if you can provide video evidence of the truth! Bonus bonus points if you pick the exact video I was thinking of. You can use these points to buy yourself a warm sense of accomplishment
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:42 |
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I know my gimmick in these is that I say "ok, THIS time it's a trick question" but aside from these two. Jerusalem posted:- Performing in blackface I'm pretty sure those are all accurate crimes committed by Steve Austin, the latter I just don't know what it is (google tells me it's the removal of pants as joke???) so it might be something I just didn't realize Steve Austin did. The former I feel would be more a Steve Austin talking point, like how Triple H and DX have performed in blackface.
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# ? May 1, 2020 05:25 |
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- Practiced medicine without a license When he attacked Vince in the hospital in 98 - Vehicular Assault Survivor Series 2000? - Hostage taking - Attempted murder - Threatening with a firearm Pretty sure this is all from the same episode, when he took McMahon hostage after he got storyline fired, in October 1998. The Bang 3:16 one. - Performing in blackface I hope this one isn't true. - Beating up a woman (on television, we already know it's true he did it in real life) I believe he's stunnered Stacy Keibler, Linda McMahon and at least one of Mae Young or Moolah on TV. - Public urination In 05 I think when he was "Raw Sheriff," he jumped and "pissed" on Arn Anderson. Poor Arn. - Car vandalism Is this when he poured concrete into Vince's limo? I think he also destroyed one of Rock's car's with a monster truck in 1999, around Mania or Backlash that year. Or when he blew up the DX Express. - Cockfighting Dunno about this one. - Brawling in a public space When Rock chucked him off a bridge? - Property damage Quite a few examples. Didn't he leave a massive pile of poo poo in Vince's office when he was CEO? - Waterway littering Hey now, the IC title still meant something then. Or is it Angle's fake medals? - Sharking/debagging I'm pretty sure this would have involved Vince. - Crashing a family reunion Probably attacked Undertaker and Kane at the same time in 1998. Were Shane and Vince in the ring when the beer bath happened? - Vandalization of a Church Is this when he interrupted Undertaker's attempt at forcibly marrying Steph?
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# ? May 1, 2020 05:28 |
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Vagabundo posted:- Brawling in a public space It's the Booker T supermarket brawl
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# ? May 1, 2020 05:34 |
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Jerusalem posted:THE MANY TELEVISED CRIMES OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! Not full, but whatever
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# ? May 1, 2020 08:10 |
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I kind of wish that all happened in one night, with JR and Lawler periodically checking in on Austin throughout the episode. "Where's Stone Cold now? Let's check in on Ste-" Cuts to Austin about to murder some random person while burning down a church like Varg Cuts back to JR and Lawler both sitting at commentary like edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 08:22 on May 1, 2020 |
# ? May 1, 2020 08:20 |
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Black face and bicycle theft are my picks, in terms of things I don’t remember austindoing. I think he forced Vince to de pants himself but I wonder if it was during the kiss my rear end club or when he had the fake handgun.
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:44 |
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X-Pac was blackface. I still don't know how everyone was somehow OK with that.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:07 |
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Good work everybody! Here are the answers I had in mind when I wrote the list:quote:- Practiced medicine without a license https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6ND8PfJQ0&t=38s quote:- Driving under the influence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpRv1FVAvsI&t=324s quote:- Vehicular Assault https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo He smashed a lot of vehicles with his own vehicles, and he got run over once, but I don't recall any time he actually hit somebody with a vehicle himself. quote:- Bicycle theft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo quote:- Performing in blackface https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo quote:- Beating up a woman (on television, we already know it's true he did it in real life) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DySPltwSLDM&t=99s quote:- Public urination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo To be fair this was a trick question. There's a show where Austin is the acting CEO of WWE (of course) and dumps manure in the boardroom, then it appears he's pissing openly on the pile of poo poo before they reveal he's just pouring out beer. quote:- Car vandalism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLjQiYBPQI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivigV9n4_w&t=261s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgABOyTJJUM&t=372s quote:- Cockfighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo quote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGqx9iXvFTQ quote:- Waterway littering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwWWzModIdk&t=56s quote:- Sharking/debagging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZFArVawmP8 quote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLxOFH_jlzI quote:- Crashing a family reunion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TCrICLvG0&t=2115s quote:- Vandalization of a Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo quote:- Attempted murder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uTj5wMtyLM I hope you all enjoy your warm sense of accomplishment Also, maybe he committed some of these crimes that I thought I made up! If you can think of anything that fits a crime I said Austin didn't commit, post a video or a screenshot and prove ME the liar! Your reward will be an even warmer sense of accomplishment! Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:36 on May 2, 2020 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdG4GtIrZeY&t=1s
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:38 |
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I remember that happening, everybody in the GDT was freaking out because of the sudden shift to Standard Definition that still hasn't been explained to this day.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:I remember that happening, everybody in the GDT was freaking out because of the sudden shift to Standard Definition that still hasn't been explained to this day. Not only that Benoit had magic and changed the set to smackdown a very weird day for the wwe universe.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:52 |
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there is a big mistake in the video which has not been mentioned yet. the person who does mention the one i am thinking of will receive the extremely secret PM-only gangtag via-pm that i've only shared with a few people, and posted sometimes but edited it out very quickly so that almost no one has seen it. you can't use the gang tag outside of private messages so you have to paste it in them yourself. it's not a traditional gang tag in that sense. if you don't have plat then tell me your email address.
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# ? May 2, 2020 02:55 |
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I lied! after so many people posted their theories and did so much research
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# ? May 2, 2020 20:03 |
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Jerusalem posted:He smashed a lot of vehicles with his own vehicles, and he got run over once, but I don't recall any time he actually hit somebody with a vehicle himself. I feel like this should count as vehicular assault.
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# ? May 2, 2020 21:33 |
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sticklefifer posted:I feel like this should count as vehicular assault. I guess I considered vehicular assault to be attacking somebody else with a vehicle, as opposed to the attempted murder of somebody who happens to be IN a vehicle, but I guess you could make that argument too.
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# ? May 3, 2020 02:12 |
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In an attempt to win back younger fans, WWE has released a Time locked dating Sim, also called crush hour.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:29 |
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Jerusalem posted:I guess I considered vehicular assault to be attacking somebody else with a vehicle, as opposed to the attempted murder of somebody who happens to be IN a vehicle, but I guess you could make that argument too. TBF He used a vehicle to attack HHH. Just not a car or whatever.
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# ? May 3, 2020 18:21 |
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IronCladBurrito posted:TBF He used a vehicle to attack HHH. Just not a car or whatever. Yeah, that was my reasoning. A vehicle to assault someone else, whether they're in or out of another vehicle.
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# ? May 3, 2020 20:02 |
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According to spoilers, in an attempt to reverse cratering ratings numbers, the upcoming episode of RAW will feature Dave Batista. Apparently he spends almost the entirety of the three hours standing in the ring listing household objects that do not hold grudges, as matches and promo segments continue around him.
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# ? May 3, 2020 23:54 |
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Vagabundo posted:According to spoilers, in an attempt to reverse cratering ratings numbers, the upcoming episode of RAW will feature Dave Batista. Apparently he spends almost the entirety of the three hours standing in the ring listing household objects that do not hold grudges, as matches and promo segments continue around him. Honestly, I'd watch that. It sounds like it would be funny in a weird way.
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# ? May 4, 2020 00:33 |
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Here are the Raw results.... mostly: Raw Results 5/4:
Can you guess which of these are true, and which are (CNN voice) misleading, seemingly inaccurate statements that do not hold up to closer scrutiny?
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:03 |
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THIS is the one that is the trick question.
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:15 |
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....i can't believe the happy room. I can easily believe they're back to the champions losing non title in their division, the worst loving booking.
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:53 |
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Jerusalem posted:Jobbers defeated stars in a tag team match. It's this, there's no such thing as stars in the tag team division
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:22 |
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Or anywhere else on the full-time roster
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:49 |
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Rarity posted:It's this, there's no such thing as stars in the tag team division But what if it is two singles wrestlers who have received pushes within the previous three hundred and sixty five days?
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:57 |
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King Corbin cuts a promo on Seth's unborn child and challenges Becky to an inter-gender HIAC match at Backlash
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# ? May 12, 2020 11:26 |
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It's been awhile, let's do this again! Which of these results from the latest Raw are real, and which are made up (one of them is a gimme): - A former Universal Champion is now relegated to interviewer status. - A major title changed hands on the show. - A wrestler's sudden retirement was just casually mentioned off-hand. - One of the talent was wearing werewolf make-up. - A wrestler took a phonecall in the middle of an interview. - A wrestler found a portal from which they could retrieve multiple consumable items. - One of the wrestlers has developed a fetish for eyes. - Ricochet wrestled a match and won. - Three wrestlers who have all lost their most recent matches fought for a shot at the title. One of the losers won. - One of the wrestlers has decided they need to just take time and like, find themselves, maaaan. - Strict adherence to social distancing rules were thrown out the window at the last second. - Vince McMahon is still adamant that nobody takes a knee. - Two wrestlers complained about how two other wrestlers were given endless opportunities without earning them, pointed out these other two wrestlers hadn't beaten them, then beat up the two other wrestlers when they came out to get in their faces. The two triumphant wrestlers are very good friends and love and support each other. They are the heels in this situation.
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# ? May 26, 2020 05:33 |
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Alright, so THIS is the one where they are all true. Jerusalem posted:- A former Universal Champion is now relegated to interviewer status. These are my guesses: + there are not enough Universal champions for one of them to be relegated to an interviewer (because they are all old) + There are no major titles. +
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# ? May 26, 2020 05:51 |
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karmicknight posted:+ there are not enough Universal champions for one of them to be relegated to an interviewer (because they are all old) Are you sure? karmicknight posted:+ There are no major titles. This was a trick question, because Apollo Crews won the United States Championship, but the US Title is not a major title That was the gimme!
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# ? May 26, 2020 06:04 |
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Jerusalem posted:- Ricochet wrestled a match and won. Lies
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# ? May 26, 2020 06:58 |
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Sorry guys I tried to be clever but went back to the well too often. I took a section of the Parking Lost Brawl from the latest NXT Takeover and applied all kinds of dumb cuts and lighting changes and continuity errors and jump cuts and framing issues like that AEW one I made as a parody... but I took it too far and made it completely unwatchable garbage. Next time I'll try to show a little restraint, nobody would believe the below is something that WWE would actually put out for real as their product https://i.imgur.com/ZB7QvIC.mp4
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:12 |
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That's not been edited! That's not been edited at all!
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:46 |
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Sure Rarity, the multi-billion dollar company with over a week to edit it together put out something that looked like that
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:47 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:02 |
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NXT Takeover In Your House 6/7:
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:54 |