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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1256381227164033024?s=21

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

This is technically not true as the accusation popped up before he clinched.

It didn’t pick up steam until after so I guess it’s semantics

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Doc Hawkins posted:

yeah i say smurves and i say milves because of dwarves and of elves

Surely the plural of milf is msilf?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Stoatbringer posted:

Surely the plural of milf is msilf?

It's similar in structure to Attorneys General.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Beartaco posted:

It's similar in structure to Attorneys General.

Ah. Pam Bondi and Janet Reno?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Chrpno posted:

Ah. Pam Bondi and Janet Reno?

Pams Bondi and Janets Reno.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Beartaco posted:

It's similar in structure to Attorneys General.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Pams Bondi and Janets Reno.

This post is just silly

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Pams Bondi and Janets Reno.

This is incorrect, but for the record, 'Coreys Haim and Feldman' is not.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Cleretic posted:

This is incorrect, but for the record, 'Coreys Haim and Feldman' is not.

Sorry. Pams Bondi and Reno.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1256572093468155904

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Mods?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1256573078773157888

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


haha, milk in tea? wtf :roflolmao:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Poor ol' Freckles. Thought of cats and sighed.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1256607879055974401

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Scrub tier poo poo, the real thing is you do all that and then forget about it and let it get cold then microwave it again when you find it in three hours.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



https://twitter.com/chel_c_cam/status/1256286701607161862

Click through for thread.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/Cavalorn/status/1256169155633479683?s=20

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/GeePawHill/status/1256342997643526151

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TPAIN/status/1256017174889545730

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/lisarieffel/status/1256599946226102272

:rock:

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

The Cat Is The Hat :catstare:

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/pulplibrarian/status/1256607543293554688?s=21

(follow thru)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/zacharycarlsen/status/1256700388989743104

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1256723382181040128

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


She's going to be terribly disappointed.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




https://twitter.com/nlyonne/status/1255921545873993728?s=21

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/garliccorgi/status/1256666329727168513?s=21

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Where is he going to attach his climbing anchors?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Inside your butthole?

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Are Butterfinger BBs still around? Can I make that guy deliver them to me?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/pornuniversity/status/1256411562774016000?s=21

eddoghetto
Mar 27, 2007
612 Wharf Avenue

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



I think I heard somewhere that fluffers used to be real but they got pushed out by automation thanks to dick pills but this might just be an urban legend like the samsquanch and the middle class

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/1256533197501853696

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Who does he think he is, a nap instructor?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

blatman posted:

I think I heard somewhere that fluffers used to be real but they got pushed out by automation thanks to dick pills but this might just be an urban legend like the samsquanch and the middle class

Fluffers are a myth used to lure vulnerable young women into the industry.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Where is he going to attach his climbing anchors?

And will he have pee and poo grenades to deal with those who want to steal his packages?

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Taezar/status/1256868829310840832

https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1256732749336989696

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 13:43 on May 3, 2020

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