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Gene Hackman Fan posted:a parallel universe where telegrams used the word gently caress instead of STOP
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NEW FILM IS ABSO BOFFO gently caress YOU ARE LOOKING AT OSCAR gently caress GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO gently caress WAIT -- WILL SEE YOU SHORTLY AS I gently caress WILL TRAVEL BY SUPER CHIEF gently caress ---------------- |
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Barco Fiesta posted:annie are you ok |
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Apr 30, 2020 14:50
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What's that mother? I must destroy the notions of gender and capitalism? Well, OK, but I really do not appreciate that tone of voice. |
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May 2, 2020 17:41
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You know you're a skeleton, right? |
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May 2, 2020 17:42
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so you've seen "birdbox." if you look, the monsters will get you. civilization collapses accordingly and you've seen "the quiet place," where if you make a noise, the monsters will get you. civilization collapses accordingly well are you ready for "smell zone," where if you smell anything the monsters get you. there are some initial deaths but once people figure out the trick things aren't so bad. everyone has to plug their noses constantly so they sound weird. the food industry has to re-invent itself with a focus on textures because no one can taste anything anymore. and one chef rises above the rest... baw |
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May 3, 2020 21:46
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oh but seriously I posted:Witness meh lol baw |
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May 3, 2020 22:04
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oh but seriously I posted:The Dariaist War Boy Jane's hair and piercings fit right in. |
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May 3, 2020 23:13
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going out of town for a couple weeks. i'm leaving a spare key and $20 with the neighbor kid to feed my sourdough starter twice a week and claim free games on my epic game store account for me |
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May 3, 2020 23:22
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if you don't like reggae then get out of my house
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May 4, 2020 02:58
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So there was this contest at a furniture store to be declared "king of the sales force". The winner keeled over and died when it was announced that he had won with a last second sale of a love seat. When the EMTs asked the sales manager what happened, all he could say was, "I guess you could call him 'sofa king' excited to win the contest that it killed him." E: I gotta work on this one but it has good bones. |
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May 4, 2020 03:09
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trying to be sexy for your significant other by wearing their shirt as pants |
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May 5, 2020 06:58
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Jigsaws Against God. (like cards against humanity but it's Jigsaws Against God). |
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May 6, 2020 22:45
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Hear the one about the watchmaker who only repairs Movado? The pay is good but the hours are messed up. |
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May 7, 2020 00:30
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Ozymandias: I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting it's outcom- Bystander: wow you have a lot of TV's Ozymandias: I did it thirty-five minutes- Bystander: can i have your disney + log in
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May 7, 2020 03:38
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This is the thread of kings. One day, mods willing, this thread will belong to you. Tonight we must do something extraordinary. We must break the magic of the internet trolls, which threatens our power and our sanity. We must post and bait in such a frenzy that none can resist. For believe me if even one of their ilk remains unbanned, the time will come when they will rise up and destroy us. Put yourself in the hands of the IKs; do their bidding. And for a certainty they will grant you this thread, and a posting kingdom. |
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May 7, 2020 04:46
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a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation.
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May 10, 2020 01:16
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation. actually, let me amend that: bob costas commentating a season of yugioh like it was a serious sport. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 10, 2020 ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:a board game tournament being covered like a sports presentation. a board game about going to Canadian tire or Costco and getting Great Deals |
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May 10, 2020 02:57
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Go directly to checkout. Do not remember to buy toilet paper. Do not save on quality Mastercraft auto parts. |
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May 10, 2020 02:57
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You bought an inferior King brand screwdriver set. You lose 25 Canadian tire dollars and your kids bike stays broken |
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May 10, 2020 02:58
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abuse culture. posted:You bought an inferior King brand screwdriver set. You lose 25 Canadian tire dollars and your kids bike stays broken v. serious economics majors discussing the exact exchange rate of a canadian tire dollar
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May 10, 2020 07:20
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abuse culture. posted:Go directly to checkout. Do not remember to buy toilet paper. Do not save on quality Mastercraft auto parts.
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May 10, 2020 13:11
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eating cheese nips at a party for the first time getting self conscious cuz ur nips sure don’t look like that
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May 10, 2020 14:48
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Put a Mastercraft EDGE Spoiler on your minivan. Lose only 199.99 and gain +2 respect with your son |
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May 10, 2020 16:48
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tadashi posted:So there was this contest at a furniture store to be declared "king of the sales force". lol
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abuse culture. posted:Put a Mastercraft EDGE Spoiler on your minivan. Lose only 199.99 and gain +2 respect with your son
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May 10, 2020 21:10
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Inferior potting soil. Your son tries weed |
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May 10, 2020 21:44
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Hell’s Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell
abuse culture. fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 10, 2020 |
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May 10, 2020 21:56
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abuse culture. posted:Hell’s Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell Heck's Kitchen CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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May 10, 2020 22:08
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abuse culture. posted:Inferior potting soil. Your son tries weed *moves three spaces back, draws card* "your son tried weed he took from your stash. move four spaces ahead on account of your own nostalgia and an undiscovered bond with your son." ---------------- |
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May 10, 2020 23:04
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abuse culture. posted:Hell’s Kitchen but it actually takes place in hell This sinner is so undercooked a skilled evangelist could still save him! |
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May 10, 2020 23:40
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abuse culture. posted:a board game about going to Canadian tire or Costco and getting Great Deals there actually is a mall madness boardgame i played as a kid, about chasing after flash sales. it was fun ---------------- |
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May 11, 2020 04:15
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It's raw! You almost served it raw! They could've gotten sick! You could've killed someone! *demon looking around nervously* wait what's the point of this show again |
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May 11, 2020 04:23
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got any sevens posted:there actually is a mall madness boardgame i played as a kid, about chasing after flash sales. it was fun omg we had that too i haven't thought about it in years |
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May 11, 2020 11:44
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a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang "Teen pregnancy is no joke, so when you're busting a fat one,"
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May 11, 2020 20:43
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football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom,
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May 11, 2020 20:44
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The Moon is colonised by Clan Armstrong who claim to be its rightful inheritors. |
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Yinlock posted:football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom, obvs but u could do this with dare too like you think your son is studying but actually he's railing lines of 97 percent pure uncut white gold the primo poo poo godDAMN *loud sniffing noise* ---------------- |
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