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# ? May 4, 2020 19:06 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:53 |
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At first I was impressed by there actually being some kind of wrap around whatever that arm is resting on... then after reading the post I realized it's probably a literal car arm rest and that impressed feeling vanished pretty drat quickly.
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# ? May 4, 2020 19:10 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Wtf is universal credit...is he saying he only barters for tattoos because he can't accept cash? Are they trading tattoos, like you have to give this guy a tattoo when he's done? A UK welfare-style benefit it seems.
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# ? May 4, 2020 19:29 |
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Also apparently roses and pocket watches are like super cliche UK tattoos if random inked videos are to be believed. Which would explain the apology about the style.
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# ? May 4, 2020 19:33 |
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So just to be sure, is this motherfucker offering tattooing in the middle of quarantine? Don't get me wrong, everyone has to find a way to make a living, and I don't begrudge some low level scratcher trying to make it with what they have. But man, now is the worst time to go get a shady tattoo from inside a windowless van. And let's face it, that can probably has a Free Candy sign painted on it.
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# ? May 4, 2020 22:38 |
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here's the van:
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:08 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:here's the van: Honestly... that's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. It's not good, but I thought it would for real be a soccermom minivan.
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:13 |
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The presence of a sharps bucket was far far more than I expected.
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# ? May 4, 2020 23:17 |
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I hope the van is in motion while he tattoos people.
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:24 |
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Really makes me feel dumb for getting that tattoo in the BangBus.
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:32 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I hope the van is in motion while he tattoos people. That would explain a lot of the tattoos in this thread
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:32 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Wtf is universal credit...is he saying he only barters for tattoos because he can't accept cash? Are they trading tattoos, like you have to give this guy a tattoo when he's done? It's a new benefits system in the UK, ostensibly a good idea instead of applying for housing benefit, job seekers etc etc separately you just do one application for everything in one go. But it's administered by the Tories so it's terrible.
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:54 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I hope the van is in motion while he tattoos people. the tattoo van is comin' and everybody's jumpin, new york through san francisco, a hepatitis disco, the artist will leave bruisin with needles theyre reusin, so if you hate your body, get on and join the party
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# ? May 5, 2020 20:36 |
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sweeperbravo posted:the tattoo van is comin' and everybody's jumpin, new york through san francisco, a hepatitis disco, the artist will leave bruisin with needles theyre reusin, so if you hate your body, get on and join the party The music ran through my head as I read your poetry long before I even realized what you had done!
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# ? May 5, 2020 21:20 |
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I sort of hear it to the tune of $=🤎
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# ? May 5, 2020 22:03 |
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Best part of that guys thinly veiled excuse to continue trading out the back of a van... Literally EVERYONE is entitled to UC at the moment. There is next to 0 checks being done, they are passing everyone through the system as quick as possible and will try and hunt down fraud at a later date (and oh boy, you bet the Tories will spend a good Ł2Billion to track down the 100 or so people that gamed the system to claim Ł94 a week for a few months) But yeah, they absolutely are entitled to UC, and i'd even bet my shop they are already claiming it so just want to continue working off the books regardless, because as far as i know you cannot register a van for a premises license here in the UK so his mobile set up is already breaking a bunch of legislation. And if they did have a fixed brick n mortar shop they would have got either a Ł10k or Ł25k grant to tide them over during the quarantine. That's how i'm surviving without trading at the moment.
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# ? May 7, 2020 04:26 |
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Just because he "can't" tattoo legally, doesn't mean he "shouldn't."
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# ? May 7, 2020 04:39 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Just because he "can't" tattoo well, doesn't mean he "shouldn't."
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# ? May 7, 2020 05:34 |
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We've been closed since the day after St. Patrick's day and we've gotten a message every single day since looking for tattoos and piercings. People are fuckin' mad for tattoos atm.
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# ? May 7, 2020 10:35 |
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How else are you going to remember this period in history?
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# ? May 7, 2020 17:46 |
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Hirayuki posted:How else are you going to remember this period in history? Tombstones seem purpose built for remembering history and they last longer than any tattoo.
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# ? May 8, 2020 04:28 |
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CzarChasm posted:Tombstones seem purpose built for remembering history and they last longer than any tattoo. Eh, that's like tattooing my back. If I can't see it, I don't want it!
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# ? May 10, 2020 10:47 |
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Hirayuki posted:How else are you going to remember this period in history? I've seen this flash before, but looking it up immediately showed me a lovely tattoo of it!
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# ? May 10, 2020 20:54 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:"What angle do you want the plane from?"
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# ? May 13, 2020 02:16 |
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What, you've never seen a Cessna Escher before?
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# ? May 13, 2020 02:20 |
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I think I count 6 different perspectives
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# ? May 13, 2020 05:23 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:here's the van: Pleasantly surprised it's not a shag carpeted interior. It makes me sad, though, because my first session for my sleeve is supposed to be in the middle of June and I don't think we'll be at a point where things will be able to happen by then. Thankfully I booked like four appointments out, so maybe we'll just start a month later? Assuming my artist hasn't starved to death from lack of work...
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# ? May 13, 2020 05:38 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Pleasantly surprised it's not a shag carpeted interior. It makes me sad, though, because my first session for my sleeve is supposed to be in the middle of June and I don't think we'll be at a point where things will be able to happen by then. Thankfully I booked like four appointments out, so maybe we'll just start a month later? Assuming my artist hasn't starved to death from lack of work... Tattoo parlors open Friday here in Ohio!
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# ? May 13, 2020 12:19 |
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Just a matter of who you trust to tell you it’s safe, I reckon.
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# ? May 13, 2020 14:37 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Tattoo parlors open Friday here in Ohio! "Can I have some Covid with my Hepatitis please?"
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# ? May 13, 2020 14:41 |
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I wouldn't get a tattoo in Ohio anyways, pandemic or not. It's such a poo poo state, I can't stand it
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# ? May 13, 2020 14:50 |
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Field Mousepad posted:I wouldn't get a tattoo in Ohio anyways, pandemic or not. It's such a poo poo state, I can't stand it I got this tattoo to commemorate my four hour layover in loving Cleveland. *rolls up sleeve to reveal NEVAR AGAIN in poorly kerned old english*
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:52 |
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Chichevache posted:I got this tattoo to commemorate my four hour layover in loving Cleveland. *rolls up sleeve to reveal NEVAR AGAIN in poorly kerned old english* Bed-bug tattoos. No, a suitcase on wheels with a big V8 sticking out the top and bed-bugs spilling out, a la Ratfink.
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# ? May 14, 2020 02:48 |
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Baby grabbing his mother’s finger.
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# ? May 14, 2020 17:31 |
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.......riiiiiiiiight.
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# ? May 14, 2020 17:56 |
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# ? May 15, 2020 21:35 |
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# ? May 16, 2020 12:00 |
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Is that the Scooby gang?
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# ? May 16, 2020 12:29 |
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NOFX? poo poo I was right it’s from the back of I Heard They Suck Live. Piss Witch has a new favorite as of 13:43 on May 16, 2020 |
# ? May 16, 2020 12:39 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:53 |
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Lifeglug posted:NOFX? This was my first thought.
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# ? May 16, 2020 12:59 |