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Alan Smithee posted:Denis Leary: “I WANT ALL SECTIONS TO BE SMOKING SECTIONS. I WANT TO BRING BACK CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN SCHOOLS. IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS VEGGIE MEAT PATTIES. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF SOME GIRLS WHO CAME TO MY ROOM” I didn't know he was just like Louis CK.
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Detective No. 27 posted:One Perfect Shot used to post really good screenshots of movies, lots of different movies. Then it became so generic after the buyout. I noticed a severe dip in quality before knowing it got bought out. Who bought them?
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May 5, 2020 02:56
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May 5, 2020 02:59
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Tars Tarkas posted:There is still his missing daughter, plus they could just have her be frozen for a long time so any actress any age is a potential co star The daughter subplot feels like it came from an earlier draft of the script since it does nothing for the story and has no conclusion.
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May 5, 2020 04:12
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Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in actual goddamn space. https://deadline.com/2020/05/tom-cruise-movie-shot-in-outer-space-elon-musk-spacex-unprecedented-in-hollywood-1202925849/
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May 5, 2020 04:26
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muscles like this! posted:The daughter subplot feels like it came from an earlier draft of the script since it does nothing for the story and has no conclusion. I’d be more interested in a Upgrayyed subplot for Idiocracy 2 Does he ever get his money?
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May 5, 2020 04:31
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muscles like this! posted:Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in actual goddamn space. When there are no more stunts to do yourself on Earth, you've gotta do something
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May 5, 2020 04:31
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The Scientology propaganda that comes out of the footage of Tom Cruise zipping around up there is going to be fantastic.
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Unless he dies But let’s be honest, Tom cruise is going to be made a posthumous CG Star by Scientology before James dean
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Tom Cruise is already like 51% CGI, logically he should be able to survive the death of the remaining 49%. Real Talk though, if someone ever figures out how to make a 100% believably human voice generation program then that is the loving death of actors. Why bother to pay anyone when we own your CGI likeness and can get Hatsune Miku to do your voiceover.
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muscles like this! posted:Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in actual goddamn space. Mission Impossible X
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Detective No. 27 posted:Film School Rejects Well no wonder they didn't graduate
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May 5, 2020 05:14
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looking at the One Perfect Shot account now for the first time in a while, I'm mostly surprised by the number of gifs. Like, is it really, perfect shot if you can't pull a single frame from there that's worth using?
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muscles like this! posted:Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in actual goddamn space. I wanna see Tom Cruise running in space.
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Codependent Poster posted:I wanna see Tom Cruise FTFY
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Tom Cruise doing all the stunts in Gravity for real but they are only the halfway point stunts in Mission Impossible 13 as later they blow up Mars
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May 5, 2020 06:06
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muscles like this! posted:Tom Cruise wants to make a movie in actual goddamn space. Lmao I don’t think SpaceX is even cleared for manned launches yet.
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May 5, 2020 07:30
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This just gave me such a loving headache. There are already like three documentaries about this on different streaming services and now a biopic as though somehow there's anything left of the story to tell.
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Lmao I don’t think SpaceX is even cleared for manned launches yet. Tom Cruise is going to get it there to do his stunts
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This just gave me such a loving headache. There are already like three documentaries about this on different streaming services and now a biopic as though somehow there's anything left of the story to tell. Wait until they announce the Deep Impact/Volcano to this Armageddon/Dante's Peak, starring *spins casting wheel* Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This just gave me such a loving headache. There are already like three documentaries about this on different streaming services and now a biopic as though somehow there's anything left of the story to tell. Since Cage never says no, I feel like announcing he's signed on to something means nothing.
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Tars Tarkas posted:It was one of the biggest film twitter accounts that just did nothing but post screencaps then they were bought by FilmSchoolRejects and started pumping out self-important essays as well. I've had them blocked for years. There's a pretty good parody account active now (there used to be another one but I think it died) I think the moment I realized OPS sucked was when the Force Awakens trailer dropped and they spent a day posting shots from the trailer.
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May 5, 2020 15:26
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IMO the best Tom Cruise performance is in that trailer for The Mummy that was accidentally released without music or dialogue, but you get to hear all of the sound effects in a vacuum
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Chairman Capone posted:https://twitter.com/OnePerfectShot/status/1257339271591198722 lol they actually made Rey Palpatine's daughter haha
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Shageletic posted:lol they actually made Rey Palpatine's daughter haha In a movie full of bad choices that was the worst, mostly for putting the idea of Palpatine loving out into the world.
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May 5, 2020 22:17
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ChickenMedium posted:In a movie full of bad choices that was the worst, mostly for putting the idea of Palpatine loving out into the world. I don't know why you doubted he hosed
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May 5, 2020 22:22
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Isn't Anakin Palpatine's son too? I thought that was the whole point of the space opera "Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise" scene. Star Wars is a family affair. That's part of it's thing.
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May 5, 2020 22:47
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't know why you doubted he hosed Sheev fucks
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May 5, 2020 22:49
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iirc palpy had a clone? and that clone son was a failson (in sith terms) who hosed and had rey idk i've blocked most of Rise out already tbh
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Alan Smithee posted:iirc palpy had a clone? and that clone son was a failson (in sith terms) who hosed and had rey That wasn't in the movie, that was what Lucasfilm put out after because too many people were making "Sheev fucks" jokes.
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Gatts posted:Isn't Anakin Palpatine's son too? I thought that was the whole point of the space opera "Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise" scene. Star Wars is a family affair. That's part of it's thing. Despite the really obvious visual imagery of the sperm going in the egg thing when he's telling the story, everyone at Lucasfilm has denied it being the case. 
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Gatts posted:Isn't Anakin Palpatine's son too? I thought that was the whole point of the space opera "Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise" scene. Star Wars is a family affair. That's part of it's thing. So Rey and Ren are cousins? Did George RR Martin ghostwrite some of the new trilogy?
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got any sevens posted:Sheev fucks He does that cackle the whole time and you absolutely do not want to meet the woman that was into that.
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ChickenMedium posted:In a movie full of bad choices that was the worst, mostly for putting the idea of Palpatine loving out into the world. Of course he hosed! You don't bother becoming galactic emperor if you don't get to gently caress!
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Detective No. 27 posted:Despite the really obvious visual imagery of the sperm going in the egg thing when he's telling the story, everyone at Lucasfilm has denied it being the case. All the birth symbolism is meant to drive home that Anakin feels guilty for impregnating his wife, what with his marriage being verboten and his prophesying her death during childbirth and all. The read that Palpatine is secretly confessing to being Anakin's father or whatever also misses the point he's trying to make with the story. He's comparing the Jedi Order with Plageuis, and suggesting that Anakin would be in the right to turn against them. It's only after Anakin asks if magic keeping-people-alive-powers are real that Sheevy switches gears.
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This bullshit in all media that everyone is connected and gosh the hero who started has a nobody is actually the secret nephew of previous hero is some reactionary monarchist bullshit. Not only is the hero special, his entire bloodline to the 10th generation is special.its escapism fantasy for failsons.
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May the 5th episode be with you (Empire Strikes Back, AKA the best in the series, no I will not be taking any questions about this)
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