Marge Quest (2?!)

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

cda posted:

theyve got like 18 foot high ceilings

please no "trolling" matt groaning said so that the ceilings on the simpsons are high to accomodate marge

# ? May 5, 2020 23:27

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LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

>save

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 6, 2020 00:01

biosterous

> check shiny thing in vomit puddle

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he/him

# ? May 6, 2020 00:04

take the moon: by sebmojo

LastGoodBoy posted:

>save

# ? May 6, 2020 05:08

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Heather Papps posted:

>consider flanders

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# ? May 6, 2020 05:39

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

>say sorry dog

# ? May 6, 2020 15:37

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

biosterous posted:

> check shiny thing in vomit puddle

lmao i seriously have no idea where this is going. i'm sure we'll go see ned soon though

# ? May 6, 2020 17:58

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

lmao i seriously have no idea where this is going. i'm sure we'll go see ned soon though

uh oh! maggie's going for the beer!!! maybe follow her instead of dog?

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# ? May 6, 2020 17:59

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

>maybe homer sick some where from too much beer. make dog sniff beer vomit?

e: its not cruel to make the dog sniff the vomit he'll probably eat it up again anyways

e2: or you know what he could use some rest. >ask maggie if she's seen homer

# ? May 6, 2020 18:07

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

> RUB MAGIC CRYSTAL

# ? May 6, 2020 18:25

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? May 6, 2020 18:36

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

>say hi to your new friend, the pile of smiling magic vomit

# ? May 6, 2020 18:43

nut

Santa�s little helper�s little helper

# ? May 6, 2020 18:45

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

A SLIME APPEARS

# ? May 6, 2020 18:51

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

nut posted:

Santa�s little helper�s little helper

# ? May 6, 2020 18:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay i found a copy but every time i try to open the file it does this:

i think i must have violated copy protection or something

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# ? May 6, 2020 21:08

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Heather Papps posted:

okay i found a copy but every time i try to open the file it does this:

i think i must have violated copy protection or something

Take it out and blow it.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 6, 2020 21:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

That's the Czech version.

It doesn't work.

# ? May 6, 2020 21:34

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>equip saxomaphone

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# ? May 6, 2020 22:03

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

what are barts abilities. does he have powerbort yet

# ? May 6, 2020 23:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? May 7, 2020 03:52

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Make Bart a brown mage

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 7, 2020 04:03

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

lisa: saxophonetician. like a nerdy bard

# ? May 7, 2020 04:18

Jaguars!

> MARGE EQUIP BROOM ARM 1

> BART RECLASS ROGUE

# ? May 7, 2020 04:18

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

bart's class: el barto

# ? May 7, 2020 04:19

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

lisa: saxophonetician. like a nerdy bard

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

bart's class: el barto

this orb read my mind, and then came up with the name saxophonetician

lisa needs a saxophone and a notepad for sure. bart needs a skateboard, slingshot, and extra shorts for when his get eaten

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# ? May 7, 2020 04:56

take the moon: by sebmojo

I agree Bart should be a dexed out rogue

# ? May 7, 2020 08:13

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

take the moon posted:

I agree Bart should be a dexed out rogue

# ? May 7, 2020 09:32

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

marge should equip the vacuum like she uses in the arcade beat em up

# ? May 7, 2020 09:52

alnilam

weed cat posted:

marge should equip the vacuum like she uses in the arcade beat em up

came here to post this

# ? May 7, 2020 11:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

i don't know what class this:

is but maggie should be that class

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# ? May 7, 2020 12:29

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Babyhead from Captain Commando should have been in more games.

# ? May 7, 2020 12:40

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Heather Papps posted:

i don't know what class this:

is but maggie should be that class

i know this isn't canon, hopefully not stepping on any toes...feel free to use it!!

Pahilla the Hun fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 7, 2020

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# ? May 7, 2020 19:02

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

it's perfect but I think that might be like an unlockable class for later game. : )

in the previous Marge Quest, Maggie was basically a Black Mage but idk if that makes sense. If we can't think of anything for her, I might just do that again.

Okay so Marge can wield brooms (so far) and can use healing magic. She can deal good damage and keep the party healed.

Bart can wield slingshots to pick off hard-to-reach foes or pocket knives. His skateboard can buff his speed and allows him to perform several unique abilities.

Lisa the Saxomaphonetician can buff her party or debuff groups of foes. She can also wield books that just might grant her some special abilities.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 21:50 on May 7, 2020

# ? May 7, 2020 21:44

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

make maggie a gunslinger!

# ? May 7, 2020 21:54

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

make maggie a gunslinger!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? May 7, 2020 22:50

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

YES

# ? May 7, 2020 23:21

nut

hell yes

>eat shorts

# ? May 7, 2020 23:25

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

emperor bart: let them eat shorts

qu'ils mangent mes shorts.

# ? May 7, 2020 23:26

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