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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

More like old ringless

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
This thing seriously relevant to every PYF thread

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1257786917552377856?s=19

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Is there a thread for the coup attempt?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Heath posted:

Is there a thread for the coup attempt?

There really isn't enough for one. There's just a lot of hilarious tidbits that only add up to this being another half-assed attempt at Venezuela.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Yes it's a 'shop, no it isn't meaningfully different pre-edit.

Edit:
I want to believe this is shopped or at least fake. :cry:

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 10:04 on May 6, 2020

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I think she's probably achieved her goal and should really stop now.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
She has a prolapsed anus where her mouth should be

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Iron Crowned posted:

I would have loved to live in any of the Myst/Riven worlds

As long as Gehn wasn't in charge.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Tubgoat posted:

Yes it's a 'shop, no it isn't meaningfully different pre-edit.

Edit:

I want to believe this is shopped or at least fake. :cry:

I want to hear her speak. Make her speak.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Iron Crowned posted:

She has a prolapsed anus where her mouth should be

Fitting for the current thread title

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Iron Crowned posted:

She has a horse anus where her mouth should be

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Well that looks painful. I like my lips not stretched to explosion point thanx

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Looks to old to be a zoomer.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.


e: maybe the don’t lean thing is actually from the IOSM thread

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1258180050442055680?s=20

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Kevin DuBrow posted:



e: maybe the don’t lean thing is actually from the IOSM thread

This gives me serious bathroom ceiling pee vibes.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

It looks pregnant.

Edit: no, it's that scene in From A Buick 8

Piss Meridian has a new favorite as of 01:31 on May 7, 2020

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha even after reading the text, it took me the near side of forever to figure out that that wasn't a fish that had been gutted for her caviar.

Sure sounds inedible though.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Why can't they just use loving jam

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Why can't they just use loving jam
Sorry, we're not letting little X Æ A-12 have processed sugar.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Why can't they just use loving jam



Is this not loving jam?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Admiral Joeslop posted:



Is this not loving jam?

No, that's loving flan

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(


I had thought this was someone's prepacked salad that had spiders hatch into it

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I thought someone grabbed a huge lilipad and stuffed it with all the frog eggs in the pond.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

But then I also saw a gutted gravid salmon that was so rotted it had turned green.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Wheat is a plant, you maniac! :rant:

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Breetai posted:

Wheat is a plant, you manioc! :rant:

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

I've had a vegan philly cheesesteak before but it used bread because like, if you don't have bread, cheese or steak, why even call it the same thing? That's a soggy withered abomination wtf

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Picnic Princess posted:

But then I also saw a gutted gravid salmon that was so rotted it had turned green.

where he at
where he at
gutted gravid salmon with a baseball bat!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
They’re doing keto or low carb, not vegan. Hence the non-jam and the not-bread.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

If.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Tubgoat posted:

Sorry, we're not letting little X Æ A-12 have processed sugar.

Everyone hates the boomers, and with good reason, but at least they were mostly capable of giving their kids names that weren't ridiculous.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

wesleywillis posted:

Everyone hates the boomers, and with good reason, but at least they were mostly capable of giving their kids names that weren't ridiculous.

On the other hand, how many Kevins and Jennifers did the world really need?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

gleebster posted:

On the other hand, how many Kevins and Jennifers did the world really need?

Don't forget Elizabeth. Jesus christ we GET it

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Fonts where the middle lines of the A and E aren't shared piss me off so hard, I just realised now.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I saw this on my local Craigslist, and now you, too, must suffer.

In case it gets deleted/removed:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




(I will also trade this grease for a mountain bike)

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


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