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They just did the sequel. It would be fun as hell though.
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I absolutely adore this first Pirates movie tbh. 2 and 3 are overly complicated messes but do still have things I like in them. 4 is one of the worst theatergoing experiences I've ever had and I could scarcely tell you a drat thing about 5, that's just a nothing production.
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May 5, 2020 10:17
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If you're not a patreon subscriber then you've missed an excellent story about an entire high school class throwing paper towels at Chris Cabin
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May 5, 2020 13:54
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Rody One Half posted:I absolutely adore this first Pirates movie tbh. 2 and 3 are overly complicated messes but do still have things I like in them. The thing is, I didn't even know there was a 5th one until now.
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May 5, 2020 14:38
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There's a "knee-slapping" bit in this week's episode that gets duplicated.
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May 5, 2020 17:27
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I rewatched the first one last night before the episode and it was pretty boring. I can only imagine how dull the next few will be if this is supposed to be the best of the bunch.
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May 5, 2020 17:28
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If you don't like the first one, you will be tearing your hair out by the third.
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May 5, 2020 17:35
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Iron Crowned posted:The thing is, I didn't even know there was a 5th one until now. Starting the episode, I was thinking I can't wait for 4 weeks of this. Then when Andrew said 5 weeks, my first thought was "is this a bit about how long these movies are? There are 4 of them right? Right?" (and I'm on the patreon and read the schedule already, so no excuse there)
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May 5, 2020 18:13
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I've only seen the first 3, because after how much I hated 2 and 3, I realized that if I kept watching any more of them, the problem really was with me, not them. Like the Transformers movies. Some people must like them, if they keep being made. Why would I keep watching them, though? That would be my fault, at that point. I haven't watched the first one in years, but I remember loving it as a fun adventure movie. The sequels really soured the whole experience, though, so I haven't been back.
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thrawn527 posted:I've only seen the first 3, because after how much I hated 2 and 3, I realized that if I kept watching any more of them, the problem really was with me, not them.  I've only seen the first two Transformers, and the second one was such a mess that I didn't even bother with another one. With how some things are popular, I feel like people don't actually pay attention to movies. It's a bunch of pretty pictures with some sounds, and somehow it keeps people occupied between food intake sessions.
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May 5, 2020 18:42
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Holy crap, I didn't know there was a thread for this podcast here. I love these guys--someone recommended them to me about a year back and I have devoured every old episode. Also, I enjoyed the first 3 Pirates movies--and the series should have ended there. Those other two movies can be, as Andrew Jupin says, put in a box, vacuum-sealed, driven out to the middle of the ocean on a boat, and hucked over the side.
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May 5, 2020 20:35
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Even if they’re bad I still enjoy Johnny Depp being a smarmy pirate, I’ll give any Jack Sparrow movie a chance.
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May 5, 2020 21:06
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Aw man, the Pirates stuff is probably going to be a pass for me. I saw the first once when it was in theaters, and that's where my relationship with the franchise began and ended. I didn't dislike it or anything, but by the time sequels started popping up I didn't give a poo poo. Aside from Star Wars every series they've done a multi-episode feature on is something I've never seen, god drat it WHM lol I recently upped my sub to $5 and have really been enjoying the bonus content and relistening to older eps tho. The upcoming WLM makes it a decent time to finally rewatch The Ring. I also only saw it once in the theater, and late that night after I got home I was watching something boring on PBS and the TV reception suddenly cut out to static. That was easily the most effective movie-related scare of my life 
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flesh dance posted:Aw man, the Pirates stuff is probably going to be a pass for me. I saw the first once when it was in theaters, and that's where my relationship with the franchise began and ended. I didn't dislike it or anything, but by the time sequels started popping up I didn't give a poo poo. Aside from Star Wars every series they've done a multi-episode feature on is something I've never seen, god drat it WHM lol Counterpoint: I'm less than 30 minutes into the first Pirates episode and they're doing impressions of Schwarzenegger jerking off on Treebeard from LOTR.
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May 5, 2020 21:48
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Do the Pirates porno for the Patreon feed!
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May 5, 2020 22:40
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Arson Daily posted:Do the Pirates porno for the Patreon feed! 
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May 5, 2020 22:49
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Arson Daily posted:Do the Pirates porno for the Patreon feed! Now that’s a pirates movie I’ll watch for exactly 5 fast forwarded minutes of!
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May 6, 2020 02:06
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Arson Daily posted:Do the Pirates porno for the Patreon feed! Last night I dreamed my cock was a tri masted Spanish galleon! Finally catching up on some episodes, did not expect an In Cold Blood reference in the Cool as Ice episode.
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May 6, 2020 11:43
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I really need to compile a list of bh90210 episodes the boys REALLY need to take a look at in case this whole mess ends before they get to them. Any episode where Brandon Solves Racism are worth checking out, and then there’s this episode where Steve is a horrible homophobic bigot
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May 6, 2020 19:21
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They go on so many tangents in the Pirates episode. I feel like they didn't even start talking about the movie until 30 minutes into the episode. To clarify: This is not a complaint and the tangents were great.
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May 6, 2020 19:54
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GrandpaPants posted:They go on so many tangents in the Pirates episode. I feel like they didn't even start talking about the movie until 30 minutes into the episode. It is a little ironic that they spent a lot of time talking about the movie taking forever to get going and also spent 30 minutes themselves getting going
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May 6, 2020 20:07
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I had more fun with their tangents than I did with the first 30 of potc. but i also had even MORE fun with the first 30 of pirates.
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May 6, 2020 22:38
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I love how they open up pretty down on the movie, then every other scene is "I have to admit, this part is cool." 
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May 7, 2020 00:19
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Rody One Half posted:4 is one of the worst theatergoing experiences I've ever had and I could scarcely tell you a drat thing about 5, that's just a nothing production. Arson Daily posted:Do the Pirates porno for the Patreon feed!
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May 7, 2020 00:41
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:4 is absolutely dire. 5 is unbearably long but kind of funny between Depp's completely checked out and/or drunk performance and the CGI "underwater" floating hair that always makes me laugh. Netflix had the R rated cut so my buddy rented it and then his mom thought it was the latest POTC movie and watched it and she was so disappointed in us
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May 7, 2020 01:24
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Listening to the Queen of the Damned episode and all the Jonathan Davis screaming impressions are killing me.
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May 7, 2020 06:25
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Elderbean posted:Listening to the Queen of the Damned episode and all the Jonathan Davis screaming impressions are killing me. I still cannot believe they made a movie where Lestat starts a NU METAL band. I actually had to check Wikipedia to make sure that was real.
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AceOfFlames posted:I still cannot believe they made a movie where Lestat starts a NU METAL band. I actually had to check Wikipedia to make sure that was real. https://twitter.com/SzyszkaFanatic/status/1244579495979307008
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When did we as a society finally say NO to numetal? I can't remember that poo poo lumbering around the 2010's a lot.
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May 8, 2020 17:59
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Around the time dubstep started showing up instead.
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OpenSourceBurger posted:When did we as a society finally say NO to numetal? I can't remember that poo poo lumbering around the 2010's a lot. I wanna say it was probably around 2011 or 2012 when Skrillix made analog modems the new hotness
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May 8, 2020 18:03
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I'm so glad I've learned this account exists because now I know that this bit from Cool as Ice is preserved forever: https://twitter.com/SzyszkaFanatic/status/1257264448374370305
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May 8, 2020 18:39
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May 8, 2020 20:43
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Hot Take: Melro210 is funnier than The Nexus.
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I think I've laughed harder at Nexus when it hits, but my god Melro210 is just raw quarantine brain insanity twice a week.
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May 8, 2020 20:55
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END ME SCOOB posted:I think I've laughed harder at Nexus when it hits, but my god Melro210 is just raw quarantine brain insanity twice a week. I'm still trying to catch up on the shows themselves 
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May 8, 2020 21:04
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Honestly, I'm sure we're all biased but I legitimately cannot think of a funnier podcast than all the WHM stuff. AEPodcast is the only thing close in my mind.
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May 8, 2020 21:33
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I can't believe how much they've stepped up their game during all this bullshit. So much content, and their remote setup sounds better than any podcast I've heard. Also I was theorizing in my about their Patreon, they're up to 7000 patrons now. I wonder what percentage is on which tier? I would imagine most are at the $5 level, and if that's the case, divided evenly the guys are pulling 6 figures from their funny movie podcast. I'm really happy for them.
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May 8, 2020 21:42
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A Proper Uppercut posted:I can't believe how much they've stepped up their game during all this bullshit. So much content, and their remote setup sounds better than any podcast I've heard. It helps they were one of the first in the bad movie podcast game. I remember listening to them, How Did This Get Made and Was it Really That Bad. Nowadays That Bad is totally gone from the internet because a fan doxed them and How Did is loving unlistenable.
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OpenSourceBurger posted:It helps they were one of the first in the bad movie podcast game. I remember listening to them, How Did This Get Made and Was it Really That Bad. Yea, I used to listen to The Flophouse. It had its moments but I got tired of it after a while. I've stuck with WHM for like 6 years now.
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