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Stoner Sloth

roll up, roll up, come and get your probes!

post any reason or reasonable image you like and get a fresh, piping hot sixer straight from the ovens!!

e: if you can't think of one but want one anyway then i'll open the door to suggestions from other posting pals or find one myself!

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 10:57 on May 2, 2020

# ? May 2, 2020 10:53

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:21

biosterous

probate me with a joke from triangle woman

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he/him

# ? May 2, 2020 13:40

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

hello I am Bob the Viking

please hand over all your ugly wives, gold and women... and cookies.

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<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? May 2, 2020 14:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Please have a heart and use this image thank you in advance!

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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 2, 2020 14:35

nut

can I be probed for having rear end too large

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# ? May 2, 2020 14:39

Macnult

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# ? May 2, 2020 18:36

Slumpy

please probe me with the reason "you will be modded when you're back"

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slumpy

# ? May 2, 2020 23:17

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

comedy?

comedeez nuts :boom:

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# ? May 3, 2020 04:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my life for btsmf

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spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 3, 2020 05:29

very nice i like

The last Four(4) probations of this rapsheet are bullshit as certified by his majesty King Louis LXIX, otherwise known as "The Idiot King", and henceforth this poster is to be lauded for his extremely large and hairy balls. It shall also be made known that his dick is of reasonable construction and possesses the correct moisture levels for a man of his stature. To cross, flame, or otherwise harass this poster is considered a declaration of war on the Monarchy of France, and shall be smited with great prejudice by her Royal Army.

Signed,

Sir Hugh Jass H.J.

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# ? May 3, 2020 07:22

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

too high to post

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https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? May 3, 2020 08:43

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

it's fuckin bedtime

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# ? May 3, 2020 10:09

ChubbyChecker

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# ? May 3, 2020 14:27

barfdog

say something about me procrastinating when i have things to do. i've been a bad boy, oh yes i have

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https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? May 3, 2020 19:02

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

I singlehandedly orchestrated the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001.

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# ? May 3, 2020 21:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? May 5, 2020 06:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Everything is just fine

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# ? May 6, 2020 00:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? May 7, 2020 04:36

Trollipop: hippin and hoppin

unrelenting cowardice

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# ? May 7, 2020 23:58

sb hermit

enjoy responsibly

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# ? May 9, 2020 03:25

Stoner Sloth

dang it, some of these probes aren't showing the requested images when they're linked... sorry folks

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? May 9, 2020 03:30

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Plz probe me with whatever reason you yourself find funny! Your own creative comp, if you will. I respect your choices as a probe artist, and look forward to seeing the result of your endeavors!

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https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 9, 2020 04:19

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

Now, we got a nice, quiet little forum community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make somethin' plain: I don't like you suckin' around, bothering our posters, Cat. I don't like your jerk-off username. I don't like your jerk-off avatar, I don't like your jerk-off posting, and I don't like you... jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

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# ? May 9, 2020 09:30

ulvir

knock knock

who�s there

little old lady

little old lady who?

great yodelling

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# ? May 9, 2020 12:27

Stoner Sloth

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

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el dorito posted:

enjoy responsibly

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sorry el dorito and PSP - kinda hosed up the probes, if you want i can give you a new probe with the images correctly displayed (will triple check to make sure) but can't fix the rap sheets.

# ? May 10, 2020 23:35

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

"What're you gonna do, put me on probation?"

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# ? May 11, 2020 01:15

sb hermit

Stoner Sloth posted:

sorry el dorito and PSP - kinda hosed up the probes, if you want i can give you a new probe with the images correctly displayed (will triple check to make sure) but can't fix the rap sheets.

can I get another 6'er that just says:

excessive lurking

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# ? May 11, 2020 06:36

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

I only have a couple probes, could you goose that number up by like ten so that I have forums cred in tougher arenas like coupons and deals? I want them to see my scars and know I mean business when I say I'm shutting them down

Preferably with all of them relating to weenie hut Jr but I trust you to come up with magic no matter the subjects you choose

# ? May 12, 2020 05:59

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

I feel horribly disrespected by this barista where is the manager????

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# ? May 15, 2020 01:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? May 15, 2020 06:24

Peg Sliderskew

Is not and never was the eat me beat me lady.

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Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? May 16, 2020 07:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

toe knife to meet u 🔪

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# ? May 17, 2020 03:04

take the moon: by sebmojo

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# ? May 17, 2020 19:10

Trying

Everything is lovely to the point that I'm going to be no fun. If you got a funny Rita Repulsa gif in the back pocket, now is the time

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# ? May 30, 2020 03:33

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:21

Stoner Sloth

oh but seriously I posted:

Everything is lovely to the point that I'm going to be no fun. If you got a funny Rita Repulsa gif in the back pocket, now is the time

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done but also hope things get better for you friend :sympathy:

and you're always welcome here, us chill folk have gotta stick together

# ? May 30, 2020 04:00

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