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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah this. Do you still have the salty bitch mug?
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Piss Meridian posted:Do you still have the salty bitch mug? It's on my wife's office bookcase.
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May 7, 2020 00:42
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barbecue at the folks posted:That being said, yeah, I heard about the idea of a Goon Covid Fund and immediately started thinking about what the inevitable paragraph on the list of famous goon projects would look like Potential Reality: Goon transitions the project into a pseudo-PAC, pissing off donors, running afoul of campaign finance law, tanking the politician's campaign when the media notices donations by WeedLordxBonerHitler and links foreign national cash to the donations, and finally causes Lowtax to shutter the forums.
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May 7, 2020 01:11
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is absolutely true. But yeah, it works better on a smaller, one-on-one sort of scale, generally. I wanted to suggest something along the lines of the guy running the thread letting some of us help one-on-one. I was thinking he just gives a donator an address and says, “This person needs groceries for a week,” and then lets you handle it on your own. However, the thread was already underway, and I didn’t want to step on it or complicate it. I’d still do that. I’m furloughed from work, and I’m not sure if my job is coming back, and I have severe health problems that are about to 360 dunk on my life without health insurance, but I’d still send someone food or pay a light bill. No one should go without that poo poo in 2020.
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May 7, 2020 01:30
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FilthyImp posted:Concept: C-SPAM goon sets up a no-questions-asked Socialist Goonerocity Fund to help out struggling posters. "My nigga have you tried structured payments" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 7, 2020 01:35
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Drunk Nerds posted:PS I like what that other poster said about current drama discussion enabling the argument to spill into this thread. So I won't be addressing that negative post that was recently made about me here, at all, please don't ask. I made a thorough rebuttal in that thread if you absolutely need to know. Your "rebuttal" includes calling another poster mentally unwell and listing your various lifetime achievements, saying you're "sad" for a random goon to establish how cool you actually are but not before you closed your thread to prevent them from defending themselves (lol), I can guarantee you I wouldn't have followed up on your being called out if you didn't suddenly address it in this thread because the political donation drama is way funnier. For real I have no beef against you, I'm sorry that the serial tiger king fanfiction that you and the new SA marketing manager Unfortunately Art (who I note has a red star and is a moderator now) tried to promote never went viral, but your behaviour towards this has been pretty laughable so far. 
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May 7, 2020 02:20
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May 7, 2020 02:37
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May 7, 2020 02:40
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Speaking of goons being stalked, whatever happened to the guy with the insane ex that did things with Greedo
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May 7, 2020 02:47
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Your "rebuttal" includes calling another poster mentally unwell and listing your various lifetime achievements, saying you're "sad" for a random goon to establish how cool you actually are but not before you closed your thread to prevent them from defending themselves (lol), I can guarantee you I wouldn't have followed up on your being called out if you didn't suddenly address it in this thread because the political donation drama is way funnier. For real I have no beef against you, I'm sorry that the serial tiger king fanfiction that you and the new SA marketing manager Unfortunately Art (who I note has a red star and is a moderator now) tried to promote never went viral, but your behaviour towards this has been pretty laughable so far. They arent a "random goon." They have followed me around SA for almost 2 years now posting completely disprovable lies in nearly every thread I posted. In the Wife's Dumbest Stalker thread they Kramered in to get a dig in about me asking people to write football articles for free. Maybe ask for clarification before attacking someone. In this latest attack, they say that I tried to "trick" goons into writing for free. Here's the thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861267 Note how we directly state "this is unpaid work for now, but we hope to change that in the future," which we did (the next season we paid our writers a weekly stipend). Also note that I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE WHO SAID THAT. It's my business partner. Doltos latched on to me... idk why. He said I took a charity thing and made it for my profit. Let's examine that: https://footballabsurdity.com/beersheet-files/?beer=12,0,1,2,2,1,1,0,0,0,4,6,6,0.04,0.1,0.1,-2,0,0,0 Note his the charity link is the first thing listed. Yeah we put in ads, coders cost money in order to streamline the process so that hundreds of thousands of more people can use the free product (thereby getting exposure to the charity request.) Also observe how he took a statement I made, "Logan has revitalized the front page by hiring talented writers and artists and also me," and stated "I wouldn't trust him to "revitalize the front page." When I said the opposite: I implied I'm not talented and directly stated that someone else revitalized the front page. This person has some weird disorder where they fixate on telling easily disprovable lies about me. And all because they feel a compulsive need to... idk ruin.a thread where I am trying to figure out ways to make the forums better? Also, saying "I have no beef with you," while attacking someone is what a coward does. You want a fight? You got one, but you best loving bring it because I'm a guy trying to volunteer my time to better the forums through my fundraising experience (which you called "various lifetime achievements"), and you're someone trying to prove... I don't know what, I guess me trying to tell someone who has been following me around attacking me that they have mental illness and should seek help, while defending myself from a pack of lies. I'm not going to back down from trying to improve my community just because you feel the need for someone to blindly dogpile on.
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May 7, 2020 02:58
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Drunk Nerds posted:They arent a "random goon." They have followed me around SA for almost 2 years now posting completely disprovable lies in nearly every thread I posted. In the Wife's Dumbest Stalker thread they Kramered in to get a dig in about me asking people to write football articles for free. Maybe ask for clarification before attacking someone. I'm gonna observe thread moderator Moon Slayer's suggestion to "drop this" but lol at the highlighted part
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May 7, 2020 03:05
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*plugs in external keyboard for easier access* You best fuckin bring it, son
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May 7, 2020 03:09
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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May 7, 2020 03:17
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"my regular income base is mainly listicles" is one of the better sentences written on these forums
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May 7, 2020 03:18
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From reading the other thread I think it should be probatable to make a big impassioned response to someone and then lock the thread. I need my prurient thrills from forums drama that's none of my business, and it's just not the same if it's happening in this thread.
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May 7, 2020 03:18
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sourdough posted:"my regular income base is mainly listicles" is one of the better sentences written on these forums revenue is stored in the listicles
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May 7, 2020 03:24
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No really, drop it.
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May 7, 2020 03:24
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Like it is hot.
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May 7, 2020 03:38
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Drunk Nerds was the goon who taught me the final season of Airwolf couldn't film new helicopter footage because they lost the rights so they had to basically use clip show tactics around the titular helicopter
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May 7, 2020 03:40
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Moon Slayer posted:No really, drop it. Shifty Nipples posted:Like it is hot. When the meltdown's in May ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the mods try to get at you Post it like it's hot Post it like it's hot Post it like it's hot And if a Goon get a attitude Probe it like it's hot Probe it like it's hot Probe it like it's hot I got the PMs on my plat and I'm clicking on the "MODS?!" And I  all night long 'cause I don't got it going on.
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I would, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular post.
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May 7, 2020 04:22
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So the C-SPAM GOONBUCKS thread raised the Bert Roberge saga of him taking goonbucks and gambling it away. Uh...is there a thread for that?
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Bogus Adventure posted:So the C-SPAM GOONBUCKS thread raised the Bert Roberge saga of him taking goonbucks and gambling it away. Uh...is there a thread for that? I feel like this thread is better for after-action summaries than breaking news. If something terrible is going down, then it's going down in that thread; posters and readers here generally are more curious than wanting to be involved. Sagas doesn't mean drama, although drama can become a saga. Posting here about ongoing issues can (admit it, will) probably inflame them. We're all curious as poo poo, yeah, but if we're not involved already, we shouldn't be. Let the embers cool, then post.
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May 7, 2020 04:30
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Drunk Nerds posted:They arent a "random goon." They have followed me around SA for almost 2 years now posting completely disprovable lies in nearly every thread I posted. In the Wife's Dumbest Stalker thread they Kramered in to get a dig in about me asking people to write football articles for free. Maybe ask for clarification before attacking someone. I posted in one other thread where you were trying to use goons again for some stupid football writer fantasy football team. I'm not obsessed I'm just pointing out that you're a that somehow convinced BeerSheets to trust you with a great product when you put out hackney listicles and lazy puns in a terrible attempt for ad revenue. You're trying to peddle that crap everywhere. This site isn't for your personal revenue stream. This isn't some terrible thing to point out. You're a snake oil salesman. I wouldn't trust you with crap nor should any misguided people who run the site trust you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Pastry of the Year posted:Let the embers cool, then post. 
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May 7, 2020 04:50
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Maybe find a way of saying this without using an antisemitic slur?
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May 7, 2020 04:53
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So my fiancé put out a bird feeder and this afternoon I saw two morning doves and a half dozen chickadees going wild over it, it was really cute to watch!
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May 7, 2020 04:58
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corgski posted:So my fiancé put out a bird feeder and this afternoon I saw two morning doves and a half dozen chickadees going wild over it, it was really cute to watch! Awww. Chickadees! I don't have a feeder, but recently I've noticed that occasionally sparrows feel brave enough to sit down and chirp right by my door. As soon as I go to look at them through the door and say silly things to them they leave, though.
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May 7, 2020 05:01
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe find a way of saying this without using an antisemitic slur? I dont see an antisemitic slur in his post.
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May 7, 2020 05:01
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Awww. Chickadees! I don't have a feeder, but recently I've noticed that occasionally sparrows feel brave enough to sit down and chirp right by my door. As soon as I go to look at them through the door and say silly things to them they leave, though. Oooh I love sparrows! They’re extremely perfect borbs. Hopefully they stick around for more of your standup routine soon! Supposedly we also have two pairs of cardinals living around our house but I’ve only caught the shortest glimpse of one.
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May 7, 2020 05:09
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i think a lot of you are looking for the gbs thread, ITT we take ourselves way too serious
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May 7, 2020 05:10
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I saw a bird once
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May 7, 2020 05:14
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corgski posted:borbs Whoa Reported
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May 7, 2020 05:16
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You’re just jealous you’re not as cute as a floofy borb. 
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May 7, 2020 05:21
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Borbs are pure spheres of light I went out and hiked today and saw one of those weird black squirrels that live up in the mountains. Big long ears and make weird chattering noises. Abert's Squirrel I think?
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May 7, 2020 05:23
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Chichevache posted:I dont see an antisemitic slur in his post. He ninja edited it out. But got probated anyway. The circle of life. corgski posted:Oooh I love sparrows! They’re extremely perfect borbs. Hopefully they stick around for more of your standup routine soon! Aww. Cardinals are so dorky.
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May 7, 2020 05:23
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Absurd Alhazred posted:He ninja edited it out. But got probated anyway. The circle of life. Was it just gypped? If so, that's probably just a case of ignorance. Most americans are unaware of the racial undertones of the word and are usually apologetic when I politely broach the subject to them.
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Close, it was shyster which isn’t even a word in common use. It was weird to see. Anyway do y’all have any good birdseed recommendations? If we keep buying the bagged blends at the hardware store we’re gonna go broke, but there has to be a cheaper way to do it.
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