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Shibawanko posted:i like the scene where cornelius interrupts the commodore sex act by using the leaf blower. thats happened to me several times god the first time I read that arc I was in stitches between the voice donut/commodore sex act/you know how it is with wikipedia
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:13 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:You can do whatever you want in life.
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:51 |
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Previa_fun posted:god the first time I read that arc I was in stitches between the voice donut/commodore sex act/you know how it is with wikipedia BWAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ? May 6, 2020 09:19 |
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AH-HAH!
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# ? May 6, 2020 09:53 |
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https://twitter.com/achewood/status/1258620814091378688
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# ? May 8, 2020 06:38 |
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FWIW it seems like a ton of stuff is already out of stock. I couldn't check out with any of the glasses, D&C hoodie, or apron. I was hopeful I had maybe caught this early enough but apparently not.
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# ? May 8, 2020 09:03 |
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I'm just amazed the original books are going for $250 each. MY RETIREMENT FUND IS SET, FOLKS
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# ? May 8, 2020 13:33 |
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i kind of feel like a specific book is missing from that sale, like a book with recipes or something
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# ? May 8, 2020 14:53 |
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Not really sure what you might be referring to- any other decade-old events you want to reference to help point us in the right direction? Maybe reference a trollface to get us in the right headspace for the amount of time that has passed?
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# ? May 8, 2020 15:39 |
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That reminds me -- does the shop on the main website still work? I've been thinking about getting one of the t-shirt designs there, but I have irrational trepidations about throwing credit-card info into the void.
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# ? May 8, 2020 16:11 |
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Mike Danger posted:FWIW it seems like a ton of stuff is already out of stock. I couldn't check out with any of the glasses, D&C hoodie, or apron. I was hopeful I had maybe caught this early enough but apparently not.
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# ? May 8, 2020 16:13 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I can't tell if it's actually out of stock or if the shipping options are just hosed up - my totally normal address claims to have no shipping methods available to deliver a glass or a fine work of literature. I got the same messages earlier, guessing it means Zero Stock, but the item description hasn't been updated (manually, I guess?) to show this.
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# ? May 8, 2020 16:27 |
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Shibawanko posted:i kind of feel like a specific book is missing from that sale, like a book with recipes or something he finally apologized and tried to make it right, even i have dropped it
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# ? May 8, 2020 16:31 |
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Deathlove posted:I got the same messages earlier, guessing it means Zero Stock, but the item description hasn't been updated (manually, I guess?) to show this. DACK FAYDEN posted:I can't tell if it's actually out of stock or if the shipping options are just hosed up - my totally normal address claims to have no shipping methods available to deliver a glass or a fine work of literature. Mike Danger posted:FWIW it seems like a ton of stuff is already out of stock. I couldn't check out with any of the glasses, D&C hoodie, or apron. I was hopeful I had maybe caught this early enough but apparently not. FYI, Onstad mentioned something on Facebook about how he accidentally broke a shipping table (?) sometime last night that he was working on fixing about an hour ago. Either way, I was having the "cannot ship" error all morning, but I was able to check out successfully just now! Patattack fucked around with this message at 17:42 on May 8, 2020 |
# ? May 8, 2020 17:39 |
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CannonFodder posted:I got the cookbook and Rad Chilies, but not an apron and now I'm sad. Secondary FYI: there are both red and black aprons in the Achewood Art Shop today, since they uncovered a cache of deadstock from the old warehouse!
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# ? May 8, 2020 17:40 |
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Patattack posted:FYI, Onstad mentioned something on Facebook about how he accidentally broke a shipping table (?) sometime last night that he was working on fixing about an hour ago. Either way, I was having the "cannot ship" error all morning, but I was able to check out successfully just now! Yep, I got my order in earlier. Kind of regretting not getting an apron a little bit but I kind of feel like I wouldn't use it anyhow.
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# ? May 8, 2020 18:17 |
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Patattack posted:FYI, Onstad mentioned something on Facebook about how he accidentally broke a shipping table (?) sometime last night that he was working on fixing about an hour ago. Either way, I was having the "cannot ship" error all morning, but I was able to check out successfully just now! Nice, thanks for the heads up!!
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# ? May 8, 2020 18:28 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:he finally apologized and tried to make it right, even i have dropped it Nah check his posts- it's pretty much all he has to contribute.
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# ? May 8, 2020 18:44 |
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Got my order through successfully this time. Thanks for the heads-up!
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# ? May 8, 2020 19:04 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:he finally apologized and tried to make it right, even i have dropped it it's always been affectionate
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# ? May 8, 2020 19:39 |
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Out of all of the collected books he's selling for over $200 the only one sold out so far is Achewood volume 7: Kiss My rear end Bitch, I'll Be At Dwayne's and I'm willing to bet its because it has the best name
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# ? May 9, 2020 17:28 |
Happy Hippo posted:Out of all of the collected books he's selling for over $200 the only one sold out so far is Achewood volume 7: Kiss My rear end Bitch, I'll Be At Dwayne's and I'm willing to bet its because it has the best name It really is one of the best sentences in the English language Like, if James Joyce were alive today he’d tell people that he wished he had written it (And of course also this strip) http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11262007
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# ? May 9, 2020 22:42 |
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"She does a :(" is such a hyper-specific weird little way to write, I love it.
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# ? May 10, 2020 01:23 |
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Jesus, Ray, what did Tina do to you man
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# ? May 10, 2020 01:28 |
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Lmao random comic I got after this one was the one about Ray getting blamed for a "health person fart" in Whole Foods. gently caress I can't wait for the compilations to start coming.
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:13 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Lmao random comic I got after this one was the one about Ray getting blamed for a "health person fart" in Whole Foods. the "Whole Enchilada"
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:38 |
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Jerusalem posted:"She does a " is such a hyper-specific weird little way to write, I love it. Mine would be “He does a ”
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:42 |
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robot roll call posted:the "Whole Enchilada"
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:48 |
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“You can’t bugger a kid online, not even with Flash.” Is probably the best sentence ever written
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# ? May 10, 2020 03:00 |
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Amazon is now listing The Complete Canon's publication date as April 20, 2021
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# ? May 10, 2020 17:54 |
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The best sentence ever written is "I boo the nacho as his father" but it's probably not in English so there you go.
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# ? May 11, 2020 01:18 |
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I think my favorite Achewood sentence is the Douglas Coupland review of "rear end in Your Pants":quote:"In a nation of broadband apathy, the pierced avenues of your local Tower Records are something like a roll call for reform... reporting to [Ray Smuckles'] Ragtime Detention Center is like pacing steadily toward the altar of... the only modern cultural validation which can even be said to exist."
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# ? May 11, 2020 02:27 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:"In a nation of broadband apathy, the pierced avenues of your local Tower Records are something like a roll call for reform... reporting to [Ray Smuckles'] Ragtime Detention Center is like pacing steadily toward the altar of... the only modern cultural validation which can even be said to exist." Ray gets the best reviews
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# ? May 11, 2020 10:52 |
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Rachel Ray is doing quarantine shows from home and all I can think about is Nice Pete peering in the windows
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# ? May 11, 2020 16:09 |
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Aberrant and victimized, yet wholly failing any expectation of Sturm und Drang, the entire undertaking settles to the floor of time like so much diatomaceous offal.
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# ? May 11, 2020 16:35 |
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Fallom posted:Rachel Ray is doing quarantine shows from home and all I can think about is Nice Pete peering in the windows Will Rachael Ray get her boobies this year? Fingers crossed!
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# ? May 11, 2020 16:43 |
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Labrador owners may wish to leave the thread.
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# ? May 11, 2020 16:43 |
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Seldom Posts posted:Aberrant and victimized, yet wholly failing any expectation of Sturm und Drang, the entire undertaking settles to the floor of time like so much diatomaceous offal. In his humility germinates the defining anti-vanity of the coming decade.
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# ? May 12, 2020 06:17 |
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Jerusalem posted:In his humility germinates the defining anti-vanity of the coming decade. "A leitmotif of identity and desperation" goes in the "about" section of most social media accounts I own
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I think about this exchange a lot, these days.
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