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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm more wondering how an adult famous rich woman is whining to her followers on Twitter because somebody said something mean about her to a tabloid. Constantine has been canonically Bi since the early nineties. Also he's a loving Vertigo character, the only Vertigo characters who aren't Bi don't have a definite gender themselves. Edit: And he's openly bisexual in Legends of Tomorrow. Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 03:29 on May 9, 2020 |
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Fuckin lol I've never read a lick of Constantine comics but like half the word of mouth about the movie when it came out was either "It's trash, Keanu's nothing at all like Constantine" or the more charitable "It's a decent movie if you take it as about an entirely different character also named John Constantine"
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May 9, 2020 03:29
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Phy posted:Fuckin lol It's a decent movie that clearly takes a lot from the comics, but Keanu's portrayal of Constantine is absolutely different than how anyone who cared about the comics ever pictured a live action Constantine being. Also Peter Stormare puts in a world class cameo as Satan.
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May 9, 2020 03:33
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It's a great movie but it's definitely different from the comic storylines it's based on.
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May 9, 2020 03:38
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Why can't the shark be a bottom? Let him live his truth.
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May 9, 2020 03:39
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The Constantine movie is great, but it has gently caress all to do with the comics save the names. People who (for example), only watch the movie, and yet claim to be a huge fan of X character, having not read, seen, or even acknowledge the books/comics/original source material it's based on poo poo me greatly. I know it's a pretentious poser opinion to have, and I should let them like what they like, but it shits me anyway. John Constantine, (in the comics, I haven't seen the TV show), is the most low-key bisexual ever. It makes little to no difference to any of the storylines that I have read whether he fucks a woman or a man. It rarely comes up, and when it does is treated as a normal, accepted, and long standing part of the character. Yay for the progressiveness of all of that, but not a single soul reads the Hellblazer comics for the LGBTQ content. They read them because John Constantine is a jaded, traumatized, cockney who communes with and fights mystical forces and lazily drwas out sarcastic quips afterwards. And if the character being Bi annoys you so much, then you don't deserve any of the fun stuff.
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Yeah, the main effect of Constantine being bi is that men and women are equally vulnerable to having their souls torn to shreds in hell for all eternity because they got too close to John and something nasty that he was nasty to decided to pick them for revenge.
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Is Big Shark a talking shark, a dude with shark powers, or is that just his name?
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Volcott posted:Why can't the shark be a bottom? In the clip I saw (and who knows, there could be another one) all that happens is that Constantine says that King Shark is his ex. No mention of being a bottom. I'm like 99% certain the 'King Shark is a top!' thing is coming from thirsty monsterfuckers.
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Mamkute posted:Is Big Shark a talking shark, a dude with shark powers, or is that just his name? Look all you need to know about king shark is he's awesome 
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May 9, 2020 04:40
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He's pretty great in the Harley Quinn cartoon.
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May 9, 2020 04:44
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Relevant Manly Guys Doing Manly Things.
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Look all you need to know about king shark is he's awesome
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Look all you need to know about king shark is he's awesome I didn't know Street Sharks was a Constantine spinoff.
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Mamkute posted:Is Big Shark a talking shark, a dude with shark powers, or is that just his name? In the comics, King Shark is the son of the Shark God. The only version that really deviates from this is in the DC CW shows, where he's instead a man who planned to splice his DNA with that of a shark to cure cancer, whose plan only failed because a particle accelerator exploded and gave him largely unrelated mutations that turned him into a shark-man. His CW form is also voiced by David Hayter.
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May 9, 2020 04:59
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Okay I'm actually kinda mad that this didn't go with "Suck my diiiiiiick, I'm a shaaaaark!"
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Okay I'm actually kinda mad that this didn't go with "Suck my diiiiiiick, I'm a shaaaaark!" Well, he doesn't need to say the first part now that he's with Constantine.
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BrigadierSensible posted:People who (for example), only watch the movie, and yet claim to be a huge fan of X character, having not read, seen, or even acknowledge the books/comics/original source material it's based on poo poo me greatly. I know it's a pretentious poser opinion to have, and I should let them like what they like, but it shits me anyway.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Okay I'm actually kinda mad that this didn't go with "Suck my diiiiiiick, I'm a shaaaaark!" Which one, though? This is important because it's going to ruin my perception of the character depending on the shark dick he's talking about. I have my incensed tweet typed up and at the ready. It's OK because I also have two dicks. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 05:23 on May 9, 2020 |
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Vib Rib posted:They only bother me if they do what this dumbass did and tell everyone they're huge longtime fans of the character/series/whatever and this one totally SJW thing they just heard about ruins them.
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May 9, 2020 05:34
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That artwork is pretty fantastic.  No watermark. Not even google image search indicates who made it.
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more like tittyfa
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Katt posted:That artwork is pretty fantastic. It almost looks official from the remake except she's wearing a black sports bra in the remake. Except during the Corneo mansion segment when shes wearing one of 3 'seductive' outfits and is the only part of the game where she has jiggle physics. So does Corneos gut. I thought that was kind of a hilarious gently caress you to the "boner culture" idiots. "We can do that, but won't."
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GreenMetalSun posted:In the clip I saw (and who knows, there could be another one) all that happens is that Constantine says that King Shark is his ex. No mention of being a bottom. Just watched it. Shark is happier to see Constantine than vice versa, winks at him while smiling. Constantine pulls his collar up and tries to look busy. That's the extent of it. He's supposed to be the top because he's big, muscly, in Suicide Squad so you know he's prison gay, and I'll go ahead and guess that shark people probably count as scary minorities. So you know, standard racist homophobe projection.
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They coded Killer Croc as Black in the Suicide Squad live action film.
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Wendell posted:Linehan’s faux-intellectual blustering oafishness reminds me of the “A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL” guy. This seems very unfair on the A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL guy. There's no evidence that he's a shithead terf.
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hooman posted:This seems very unfair on the A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL guy. There's no evidence that he's a shithead terf. He was an old white Australian guy though so he was hella racist.
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Unperson_47 posted:Which one, though? This is important because it's going to ruin my perception of the character depending on the shark dick he's talking about. I have my incensed tweet typed up and at the ready. It's OK because I also have two dicks.
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Constantine only loves one thing and it's because a complete rear end in a top hat to anything and everything in the multiverse.
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goblin week posted:Actually the two dick thing about sharks is a common misconception, those are claspers and are barely used for penetration. A humanoid shark would be exclusively a bottom due to having no dick thank's
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On the plus side, you wouldn't need lube to penetrate King Shark, his skin is so smooth you'd just slide in.
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Sunswipe posted:On the plus side, you wouldn't need lube to penetrate King Shark, his skin is so smooth you'd just slide in. Ah but that's only in one direction, it'd be like a chinese finger trap for yo' dick.
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May 9, 2020 09:53
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How many times do we have to go over this, sharks are smooth as hell from every direction.
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Inceltown posted:He was an old white Australian guy though so he was hella racist. How can he be racist though when all he wants is A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
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BioEnchanted posted:Ah but that's only in one direction, it'd be like a chinese finger trap for yo' dick. Story of my life.
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goblin week posted:Actually the two dick thing about sharks is a common misconception, those are claspers and are barely used for penetration. A humanoid shark would be exclusively a bottom due to having no dick Yeah for the actual two-dick action you want snakes and lizards, or if you want to get really wild there's always marsupials. Female marsupials somehow manage to one-up the two-dicked males with their two uteruses. And three vaginas.
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Skwirl posted:Yeah, the main effect of Constantine being bi is that men and women are equally vulnerable to having their souls torn to shreds in hell for all eternity because they got too close to John and something nasty that he was nasty to decided to pick them for revenge. Hell that happens to people who just casually know Constantine. The dude is cursed
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Brawnfire posted:I think you'll find children are now children until their parents die or disown them, and cannot be allowed individual rights outside their stifling parentage. The idea of thinking autonomous adults was for the past, anyone born since these old crusty motherfuckers could form cogent thoughts will never count as a rational developed human in their eyes. TERFs are quite literally wanting 80s-style conservatism back and are deluding themselves that they aren't. See also: there's a famous 1985 legal case that lets teenagers get birth control without their parent's knowledge or consent. The TERFs have been claiming for weeks that the government's desire to remove "competent minor" consent for puberty blockers won't affect that case, and then a Tory MP literally said it should. Then there's also the really unhinged lot that want the age of medical consent for transition care to be pushed up to 25 because  .
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Agents are GO! posted:How many times do we have to go over this, sharks are smooth as hell from every direction. No they aren't.
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Agents are GO! posted:How many times do we have to go over this, sharks are smooth as hell from every direction. BATS AREN'T BUGS!
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