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I have a new religion starting today (self.Bitcoin) submitted 2 hours ago by Novacdino From now on if anybody asks me if I'm religious I will say yes and refer people to the Bitcoin white paper. I believe that God sent Jesus down to earth 2000 years ago to end wars and suffering. The plan didn't pan out, so 2000 years later God set plan B in motion through the prophet Satoshi, still anonymous to this day. God gave us Bitcoin to end the perpetual wars enabled by the ability to create infinite debt through the use of Fiat currency. Endless wars and suffering can be brought to a halt if through the gospel of Satoshi, we spread the good news about Bitcoin, the new covenant and the plan for peace and prosperity for people world wide. The geek shall inherit the earth. God bless Bitcoin Raverrevolution 2 points an hour ago* OMG man!!! Just yesterday I was telling my friends that Bitcoin is the second coming of Christ and they all thought I was going nuts. LOL the story is the same as Christ. It came from the unknown and was just born. Bitcoin is like Christ coded and computerized. We are the believers. Bitcoin is constantly crucified and comes back from the dead to live again. It will bring about peace in the world. Lead us into halvation and deliver us from evil, amen!!
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# ? May 6, 2020 16:52 |
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not. a. cult
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# ? May 6, 2020 16:52 |
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Splicer posted:Do you type one handed or does your speach to text have a custom *sock* *pow* filter? yes
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# ? May 6, 2020 16:52 |
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...! posted:I have a new religion starting today (self.Bitcoin) That's a hell of a snipe
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# ? May 6, 2020 17:34 |
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EorayMel posted:That's a hell of a snipe i see what u did there
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# ? May 6, 2020 17:43 |
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https://twitter.com/devchart/status/1256286664055574529
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# ? May 6, 2020 18:01 |
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Does Temple OS support blockchain?
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# ? May 6, 2020 18:03 |
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CampingCarl posted:Does Temple OS support blockchain? he died op
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# ? May 6, 2020 18:08 |
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Boxturret posted:he died op He only died in 2018 so plenty of time to ready code for the coming of Satoshi and his many teeth.
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# ? May 6, 2020 18:15 |
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quote:just yesterday I was telling my friends that Bitcoin is the second coming of Christ and they all thought I was going nuts
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:32 |
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It's me, my children, your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Today I decided to reward those strong in faith with an unprecedented Etherium giveway! Don't HODL your ETH talents (Luke 19:11–27), send them unto me, and ye shall receive an hundredfold now in this time (Mark 10:30)!
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# ? May 6, 2020 20:24 |
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isn't there some guy who's still maintaining a templeos fork
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# ? May 7, 2020 02:21 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:isn't there some guy who's still maintaining a templeos fork is it you
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# ? May 7, 2020 02:38 |
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no i'm satoshi
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# ? May 7, 2020 03:04 |
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ban for sockpuppeting
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# ? May 7, 2020 03:25 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:no i'm satoshi
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# ? May 7, 2020 04:20 |
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Cast thy butts upon the waters: for thou shalt find them after many days
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# ? May 7, 2020 08:24 |
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something something casting my waters upon urmom`s butt
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# ? May 7, 2020 08:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvKmOnmx6xo
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# ? May 8, 2020 23:00 |
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i am amazed they're still making these loving things.
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# ? May 8, 2020 23:10 |
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Midjack posted:i am amazed they're still making these loving things. The explanation is very simple. They were sponsored by a variety of Bitcoin-adjacent businesses. I don't think they ever managed to keep their sponsor for more than one video, but that just shows that there's a nearly infinite number of rubes ready to part with their bits only to instantly regret it later.
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# ? May 9, 2020 00:31 |
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Paladinus posted:The explanation is very simple. They were sponsored by a variety of Bitcoin-adjacent businesses. I don't think they ever managed to keep their sponsor for more than one video, but that just shows that there's a nearly infinite number of rubes ready to part with their bits only to instantly regret it later.
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# ? May 9, 2020 00:40 |
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having to stay 2 metres apart is really narrowing down the bitcoin's watersports partners
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# ? May 9, 2020 02:23 |
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Boxturret posted:having to stay 2 metres apart is really narrowing down the bitcoin's watersports partners The Big Bill Hell's Cars commercial line about being the home of challenge pissing but for bitcoin
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# ? May 9, 2020 02:26 |
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EorayMel posted:The Big Bill Hell's Cars commercial line about being the home of challenge pissing but for bitcoin challenge hashing?
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# ? May 9, 2020 02:38 |
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:09 |
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:18 |
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green circle on amber pos... powerful
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:19 |
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wanna kill that little fucker
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:20 |
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who made the decision to make the bitcoin, literally their jesus, sound like that
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:33 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:he got it for being black and the president, no reason to beat around the bush
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:35 |
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ive done many things that didn't lead to stockholm getting nuked. wheres my award
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# ? May 9, 2020 05:42 |
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# ? May 9, 2020 06:05 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:no he didn't. the Nobel peace prize is awarded by the swedish legistlature so the easiest way to win it is to do sweden a solid. he scrapped bush's missile defense shield which substantially reduced the risk of stockholm getting nuked, so he got the prize.
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:13 |
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god, remember when people thought anything at all would change under obama compared to bush
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:14 |
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Boxturret posted:ive done many things that didn't lead to stockholm getting nuked. wheres my award
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:20 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:god, remember when people thought anything at all would change under obama compared to bush things have definitely changed under trump they have somehow gotten even shittier gj america
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:21 |
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imagine thinking america is anything more than a tiny island with 3 dozen rats and a half dead chicken
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:37 |
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extremely good poo poo right here
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# ? May 9, 2020 07:58 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:norwegian but fair point if biden is elected he will win the nobel peace prize if he can get russia and Iran to sign new nuclear weapons treaties with us because nothing is more important to world peace that reducing the risk of nukes dropping. perhaps for an encore he'll sign a treaty banning bitcoin. friends, there could be peace in our time.
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