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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Boringstein/status/1258880967256813572?s=19

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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

RandomFerret posted:

he found out the hard way that you can't eat those pogo looking things growing out by the pond



You can, just... not that part.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1258892614100795393

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1258825120501694474

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 00:49 on May 9, 2020

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

https://twitter.com/nikkoabenson/status/1258942290430754818?s=21

fuckin breeders man
Mar 21, 2007
Is anyone else unable to watch the videos without going to twitter? I'm on a desktop using chrome, and every time I click a video today it says it can't displayed, but it plays if I click through to twitter.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

fuckin breeders man posted:

Is anyone else unable to watch the videos without going to twitter? I'm on a desktop using chrome, and every time I click a video today it says it can't displayed, but it plays if I click through to twitter.
Yup, same here

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

fuckin breeders man posted:

Is anyone else unable to watch the videos without going to twitter? I'm on a desktop using chrome, and every time I click a video today it says it can't displayed, but it plays if I click through to twitter.

Same deal, on chrome.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sometimes my VPN breaks Twitter that way and I have to turn it off and on again.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

I can watch twitter videos on my phone fine but yeah in desktop they never play embedded.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

It's happening for me in ff too so it's not just chrome.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I get "media cannot be played" in chrome for desktop, but if you click on it again it loads the video.

edit: huh, just this morning it doesn't work anymore. It absolutely worked last night.

Memento has a new favorite as of 04:00 on May 9, 2020

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
That mustache guy must have millions of dollars, but not a single friend to tell him that his facial hair makes him look like a dipshit

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mauser posted:

That mustache guy must have millions of dollars, but not a single friend to tell him that his facial hair makes him look like a dipshit

Billions of dollars.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

gently caress, if I had billions of dollars I work grow a crazy beard and find someone to give me eyebrows like the mentats in the 1984 Dune.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Actually I forgot we were talking about the (former) president of a football team, not the owner, he's only worth 200 million.

Everyone who owns a football team is a billionaire though.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1258965550048227330?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/HoratioSkald/status/1258220580739985408

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/flagrater/status/1258976101403164677?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1258833132771573770

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kodi_the_queen/status/1258817029357932544

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Pretty rude of the kids to put her glasses in the loaf.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

They really turned down the difficulty on this version of the King Arthur myth huh?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Anticheese posted:

They really turned down the difficulty on this version of the King Arthur myth huh?

Oh, I thought this was the Book of Mormon, my bad!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HoodSheikh/status/1258184415605334022?s=19

https://twitter.com/HoodSheikh/status/1258184912907259906?s=19

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1259077041351057408

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I was confused for a minute. I was thinking, "He looks awfully good for a dude in his eighties." I finally realized his parents must not have been part of the "every single member" thing.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
All of my grandparents were born in the 19th century.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
I dream of a twitter utopia where people who tweet a video dare to describe literally anything about it

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

RandomFerret posted:

he found out the hard way that you can't eat those pogo looking things growing out by the pond


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFxhEVRu8o

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


After doing this for over a year, and re-watching Barbecue Pitmasters, we have finally bought a BBQ smoker. I am going to become all of these men, and I could not be more excited.

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/JohnBoyega/status/1258860890222362624

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I was confused for a minute. I was thinking, "He looks awfully good for a dude in his eighties." I finally realized his parents must not have been part of the "every single member" thing.

I'm pretty sure that video is from the late 200x's. That's Norman Finklestein, and checking wikipedia he was born in 1953, so yes his parents were both in the camps as adults.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Some people have kids late in life. I'm only 36 and have a great grandfather who was alive during the civil war.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Hippopeteamus/status/1258922153476411392

https://twitter.com/FaithNaff/status/1258917566799589387

https://twitter.com/EricaFails/status/1258893039331733505

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1259151823165849601?s=19

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/KokonutRum/status/1258822267838095360

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/JocAPhotography/status/1259149264757940224

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1259155295269531648

https://twitter.com/Dave1210Fan/status/1259159313303646209

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 18:06 on May 9, 2020

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/teorichards/status/1258740422869954561?s=20

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

wE dOn'T nEeD tHe OxFoRd CoMmA

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