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Admiral Joeslop posted:No they aren't. Yes they are. They're the smoothest creatures known to science, so it stands to reason that their penises are the ultimate in smoothness
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Inceltown posted:He was an old white Australian guy though so he was hella racist. Yikes, talk about democracy manifest.
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May 9, 2020 18:34
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yes they are. They're the smoothest creatures known to science, so it stands to reason that their penises are the ultimate in smoothness What the hell are you talking about? Their skin is only smooth in one direction. Am I being trolled?
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May 9, 2020 18:57
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I'm touching a shark right now. Rubbing it every which way. No direction is off limits. It's smoother than the finest silks.
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May 9, 2020 19:01
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Admiral Joeslop posted:What the hell are you talking about? Their skin is only smooth in one direction. Am I being trolled? No trolls here, just the smoothest animals that ever existed on Earth. Smooth in every direction, that's why they're an apex predator that has remained unchanged for billions of years.
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May 9, 2020 19:05
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May 9, 2020 19:17
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smooth like whipped butter. what is with these folks not knowing about sharks
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May 9, 2020 19:19
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https://twitter.com/aulsegoshas/status/1259138593542606848 Edit: Holy LOL this is petty bullshit https://twitter.com/aboynamedposh/status/1259186560387424256 
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May 9, 2020 19:23
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Is that intentional? He could genuinely be interested in that book. Otherwise I don't think it's unfair for him to take a shot at someone who announced her breakup on a patreon post before telling him.
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May 9, 2020 20:52
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Zesty posted:Is that intentional? He could genuinely be interested in that book. Otherwise I don't think it's unfair for him to take a shot at someone who announced her breakup on a patreon post before telling him. I mean, I'll believe he's genuinely reading the book and finding it useful, while also believing he might've let that be public because he's running out of fucks to give.
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May 9, 2020 22:07
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Idiot update: https://mobile.twitter.com/CaseyExplosion/status/1259214711398322184
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May 9, 2020 22:13
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That is definitely not a good look, but then again if you're dumb enough to marry Amanda Palmer then you're either blind or have resigned yourself to the high school drama PR circus you made your life into.
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May 9, 2020 22:14
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That looks okay at a first glance. How's he libertarianing it and loving it up?
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May 9, 2020 22:20
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https://twitter.com/EthicalRenewal/status/1258112829636448258 Environmentalists wanting to try construction companies in The Hague for building train lines. This entire country has brainworms.
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May 9, 2020 22:25
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RareAcumen posted:That looks okay at a first glance. How's he libertarianing it and loving it up? Maybe the solution to "medical bankruptcy" is "free healthcare" not "riotously expensive medical insurance and free lawyers."
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May 9, 2020 22:29
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RareAcumen posted:That looks okay at a first glance. How's he libertarianing it and loving it up? It's incredibly on-brand for big-name American liberals to self-righteously demand a laywer for a victim of medical bankruptcy. Rather than, you know, take a look at the root problem here. That's out of scope. PurpleXVI posted:Maybe the solution to "medical bankruptcy" is "free healthcare" not "riotously expensive medical insurance and free lawyers." Yeah, this goon gets it.
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May 9, 2020 22:33
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RareAcumen posted:That looks okay at a first glance. How's he libertarianing it and loving it up? It's okay to go bankrupt from medical debt in the middle of a global pandemic as long as you had a lawyer representing you at the time.
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vyelkin posted:It's okay to go bankrupt from medical debt in the middle of a global pandemic as long as you had a lawyer representing you at the time. Remember how public defenders solved the criminal justice system for the poor and minorities? Healthcare works the same way!
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TotalLossBrain posted:It's incredibly on-brand for big-name American liberals to self-righteously demand a laywer for a victim of medical bankruptcy. Not sure why it has to be either/or, obviously “lawyers for medical bankruptcy” isn’t even remotely close to sufficient, but I’m sure it might at least help a few people in the interim. I guess the big problem is the liberals who’d see it as a job well done and just stop at that point.
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christmas boots posted:Not sure why it has to be either/or, obviously “lawyers for medical bankruptcy” isn’t even remotely close to sufficient, but I’m sure it might at least help a few people in the interim. I guess the big problem is the liberals who’d see it as a job well done and just stop at that point. If there's one time where half measures are absolutely the wrong choice it's the aftermath of a global pandemic.
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Jollity Farm posted:Idiot update: Do we know what the tweet is? I mean, it could be almost anything he's posted in the last few years.
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May 9, 2020 23:04
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Sunswipe posted:Do we know what the tweet is? I mean, it could be almost anything he's posted in the last few years. From recent stuff, I think the one accusing a college teacher of grooming her students (who are most likely all over the age of 18) is probably the one that stands out enough to get Twitter to pay attention.
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Sunswipe posted:Do we know what the tweet is? I mean, it could be almost anything he's posted in the last few years. He recently went on a huge tirade accusing a professor of being a pedophile groomer because she was concerned about the privacy of her adult students in her LGBT studies class since Zoom runs the risk of exposing them to a hostile household. She's trans by the way, no points for guessing why he's harassing her. Edit: also this is probably nothing, but his wife changed all her social media profiles back to her maiden name. People suspected his wife left him for being such a huge peice of poo poo, which would make some of the stuff his brother in law said make more sense. Filthy Haiku has a new favorite as of 23:13 on May 9, 2020 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:If there's one time where half measures are absolutely the wrong choice it's the aftermath of a global pandemic. Yeah, but we also live in the hell timeline. I dunno. I guess I just see that proposal as something that could go into effect in a couple of weeks that might make an immediate difference for a handful of people while actually fixing the problem for everyone probably won’t happen until everyone with an AARP card is dead and buried. Ideally in the wake of a pandemic we’d have the space to be a little more ambitious with our immediate demands but I’m not exactly overwhelmed with hope.
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Filthy Haiku posted:He recently went on a huge tirade accusing a professor of being a pedophile groomer because she was concerned about the privacy of her adult students in her LGBT studies class since Zoom runs the risk of exposing them to a hostile household. gently caress, I didn't know she was trans, I just assumed he latched on because she didn't leave the T out of LGBT when talking about her class subject matter.
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Sunswipe posted:Do we know what the tweet is? I mean, it could be almost anything he's posted in the last few years. Guaranteed it's something that doesn't matter at all but glinner is incredibly stupid and wants to fight Twitter support who don't give a poo poo because he's not on the Approved rear end in a top hat list that Jack gave them.
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Skwirl posted:gently caress, I didn't know she was trans, I just assumed he latched on because she didn't leave the T out of LGBT when talking about her class subject matter. She is trans and so is her husband, so obviously Linehan must make up nonsensical lies about them.
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AlbieQuirky posted:She is trans and so is her husband, so obviously Linehan must make up nonsensical lies about them. surprised that googling "A piece of work" doesn't just get you a picture of Glinner.
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that matrial doesnt look as breathable as real mask (or maybe it is because donnie's a cheapass lowest bidder guy), but i dont know textile stuff. lol at all that virtual signaling.
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Amazing. Not only does that appear to be beer-cozy material, but both of them are wearing them over beards so they don't fit right, and the design of the mask makes them look like Hannibal loving Lecter.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:What the hell are you talking about? Their skin is only smooth in one direction. Am I being trolled? Sharks are smooth from every direction, quit spreading misinformation. Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/aulsegoshas/status/1259138593542606848 That is a smooth move, almost as smooth as sharkskin, which is smooth as hell. Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 23:53 on May 9, 2020 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Sharks are smooth from every direction, quit spreading misinformation. This is ridiculous.
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Ridiculously smooth. Like a shark.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:This is ridiculous. alright, because I have never found this joke funny, I am going to save you some time: https://imgur.com/gallery/ad3je
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Midnight Voyager posted:alright, because I have never found this joke funny, I am going to save you some time: https://imgur.com/gallery/ad3je Sorry everyone, pack it in, the Fun Police are here to ruin everything they don't like.
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