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T-man posted:i plan to pull a musk and name any future children I obtain in l33t speak Please do not steal children
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DorkusMalorkus posted:For thread content, have some classy bedroom decor For when you want your bedspread to make it clear you're only together because contraception failed and your mom kicked you out of the trailer for getting pregnant just like she said you would when you started working at that strip club.
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Now I know we went for the bedsheets with a lady loving a skeleton, but please, it must say A💀HOLE, no profanity in the lord's bedroom thank you.
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May 10, 2020 03:33
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Can someone explain this to me, please? The first time I looked at it I blacked out for an hour.
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May 10, 2020 04:01
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GreenMetalSun posted:Can someone explain this to me, please?
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May 10, 2020 04:14
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GreenMetalSun posted:Can someone explain this to me, please? The first time I looked at it I blacked out for an hour. the doctor is pressing a wiggly crayon against the man's legs. this patient appears to be suffering from delusions that his legs are all wonked up. the orderly is holding him up for his own safety. pizza is tasty. obviously the doctor is satan because he's a nice guy who likes to help people. shrek and fiona is a mural because they're in the paediatric ward (the man is 17 so he's technically not an adult)
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May 10, 2020 04:16
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I just had a stroke fake edit: of course it's utah
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May 10, 2020 04:40
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Those baby names cannot be real. They just can't.
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RoboRodent posted:Those baby names cannot be real. They just can't. Oh you sweet summer child...
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GreenMetalSun posted:Can someone explain this to me, please? The first time I looked at it I blacked out for an hour. I think it's some adrenachrome conspiracy bullshit? I'm not sure where Shrek fits in it though.
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RoboRodent posted:Those baby names cannot be real. They just can't. My favorite is still Desdedididawn, though I admit it sounds almost quaint nowadays.
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May 10, 2020 05:24
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I was born one of the ubiquitous late 70s/early 80s Elizabeths (picked a semi-nickname to stick with at 14, used it as a semi-legal alias for 20 years, then legally changed it) and my tiny-rear end Catholic high school class in 1996 had four Elizabeths, three Jennifers I can recall offhand, three Jessicas and because it was Catholic school a solid half the rest were called Mary. As an aside I guessed my coworker's middle name in one go just because a solid 50% of women with multi-syllable 70s/80s style names (hers is Stephanie) have the middle name Michelle and the rest are Maries. She's barely older than my oldest son; I was annoyed at her about something and felt the urge to middle-name her to tease her, and I think she was more surprised than I was when I was right.
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May 10, 2020 06:37
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Don't think this is I read the terrible name post as I was scrolling down so I thought it went with the Shrek/satan/anti-5G picture and was really confused for a bit
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May 10, 2020 06:57
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gleebster posted:On the other hand, how many Kevins and Jennifers did the world really need? When I was born at the end of 81 I was given the most popular name of the year on purpose because my dad didn't want some weirdo name. So I got Jennifer. I grew up in a town of less than 4000 people, and there were 5 Jennifers in my grade. Our class size was about 25 kids, give or take if families moved in or out of town. There were definitely too many of us.
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1) Aww how sweet, two men found love and adopted 3 male children. What a progressive, pro LGBT rights person the owner of this car must be. 2) Just as pee is stored in the balls, The stuff that makes up orange crayon is stored in the knees. This picture is merely a depiction of a crayon factory. They pay the workers in pizza. And Shrek and Fiona are just taking the factory tour. 3) I would pronounce these kids names as: Mack-kell-tea Ray-lee-anne and Draw-sun Lint-Lee-may. As to whether they are boys or girls, I couldn't and indeed shouldn't assume. Picture tax. What one's hands look like after a career wicketkeeping in the lower leagues in Yorkshire. 
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May 10, 2020 07:06
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My exs whole family going back 3 generations all had first names starting with M. Even all the pets and some of the cattle and chickens. My brother-in-law cracked a poo poo with it all and named his dog a B name. I thought there was finally some sanity in the family. Nope, told me it's cos I have a B name and starting a secondary tradition.
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TheKennedys posted:I was born one of the ubiquitous late 70s/early 80s Elizabeths (picked a semi-nickname to stick with at 14, used it as a semi-legal alias for 20 years, then legally changed it) and my tiny-rear end Catholic high school class in 1996 had four Elizabeths, three Jennifers I can recall offhand, three Jessicas and because it was Catholic school a solid half the rest were called Mary. Don't forget Lynn. It's like a 50% chance any given woman's middle name will be either Marie or Lynn. I was going to be Jennifer, but was born in 1987 so my parents wanted something more unique. So I ended up with such a weirdly-spelled version of "Carissa" that I always have to spell it out, and have never heard of anyone else with my name. My parents also decided to hyphenate my last name, so they've cursed me to constantly have to spell my entire name to people. Don't hyphenate your kid's names guys, if you keep your maiden name then choose one or the other.
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timefly posted:Don't forget Lynn. It's like a 50% chance any given woman's middle name will be either Marie or Lynn. My mother apparently watched far too many soaps around when I was born because I was very close to being called Victoria Juliana. Instead I got the aforementioned Elizabeth and my grandmothers' names smooshed together as a middle name, which I hated for years until I realized it was loving awesome and unique and now my daughter has it too  Definitely recommend the middle name route for weird poo poo.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was born at the end of 81 I was given the most popular name of the year on purpose because my dad didn't want some weirdo name. So I got Jennifer. Clearly, SA is now populated by people born in the early 80s named Jennifer. (82 here...)
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BrigadierSensible posted:Picture tax. What one's hands look like after a career wicketkeeping in the lower leagues in Yorkshire. ...how
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Jennifer and 80's you say?
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Laserjet 4P posted:...howzat
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Combining family names to create a first name is a Mormon naming convention. That’s why you get “Reneesme” in Twilight, her grandmothers are “Renee” and “Esme.”
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timefly posted:Don't forget Lynn. It's like a 50% chance any given woman's middle name will be either Marie or Lynn. I have a friend born in 1986 that was Karissa. She had a brother Kolt (dad was Kurt) and a sister Kareen. I was a Haleigh and I hated it so I had it changed to another very 80's name. Took my middle name and found a sweet new middle name.
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My first and last name combo is so rare that I’m likely the only person with that name on the globe. As a kid I wanted to be a Jenny or a Madison or something because I’d get made fun of for it or have it botched but now as an adult I’m fine with it. Also, seeing people try and pronounce it for the first time and just blue screen expression on their face never gets old. It’s incredibly easy to pronounce once you know it, but I like to see them squirm. If I marry, I’m hyphening to only increase the pain for others.
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I do not understand people who identify with adjectives like rear end in a top hat, grumpy, etc. Like, dude, stop being proud of your odious personality and try being likeable for a change.
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May 10, 2020 15:35
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teen witch posted:My first and last name combo is so rare that I’m likely the only person with that name on the globe. As a kid I wanted to be a Jenny or a Madison or something because I’d get made fun of for it or have it botched but now as an adult I’m fine with it. I looked up my husbands surname on one of those name statistic sites and there's apparently fewer than 800 people in the world who share it, and most of them are in Russia and Ukraine so it's unlikely any of them share his given name. It also only shows fewer than 10 people in our country with it, and they've confirmed no one else has it because several generations ago the spelling was changed when their ancestors arrived here, and my father-in-law legally changed it back to the traditional spelling, then had some kids. Meanwhile there's like 96,000 people with my last name. But mine was also changed too, from a really Eastern European last name to a really English one a couple generations ago to make it easier to "fit in" here. It's quite likely I'm not related to the vast majority of the people who share my name because we're phonies.
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Peanut Butter posted:I do not understand people who identify with adjectives like rear end in a top hat, grumpy, etc. Like, dude, stop being proud of your odious personality and try being likeable for a change. No. It's me against the world. 
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Scathach posted:I have a friend born in 1986 that was Karissa. She had a brother Kolt (dad was Kurt) and a sister Kareen. Channel my inner child and say “Smell ya later halitosis” I’m a third with an uncommon biblical name. Married my wife I took her last name because my fathers an rear end in a top hat. My twins both share “T” names in honor of their grandma but they don’t rhyme or even have the same amount of syllables. So I’m only partially a monster.
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Picnic Princess posted:Meanwhile there's like 96,000 people with my last name. But mine was also changed too, from a really Eastern European last name to a really English one a couple generations ago to make it easier to "fit in" here. It's quite likely I'm not related to the vast majority of the people who share my name because we're phonies. Conversely, I have a relatively uncommon spelling for my family name due to Ellis Island fuckery, so I’m likely related to a bunch of people here in the US who don’t have my exact last name. Also, I was originally going to be named “Adam” (‘83), but my Dad squashed that quick because of how generic it was, and they ended up giving me one that ended up being even more generic. >_>
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May 10, 2020 15:58
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How’s it going Bob.
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Dick Burglar posted:Girlfriend’s sister insisted on a K-theme for her three boys. She lives in rural, white-as-gently caress countryville. Not a great look. I knew some kkk kids. Three brothers Keith, Kevin, Ken The Mighty Moltres posted:*Fonzie voice* Eyyyyy-den *canadian "accent"* EH-dan T-man posted:how do you feel about children at disneyland normal poster wesleywillis Although I have one friend whose kids I find to be kinda revolting (one of them is even named "Phoenyx"), I generally like kids just fine. The names on the otherhand. Yes, I am normal   Anecdotal story timeI know a guy who is a tattoo artist. So he tells me, he had a customer that wanted his daughter's name tattooed on him. Apparently on his back or some poo poo. Daughter's name is Emmalee, or Emma-Lee or whatever, not Emily like a "normal" person. Everything is exchanged through texts, and the day of, the guy tattoos girl' name on guys non-visible without a mirror body part. Customer goes home and wife gets pissed because tattoo says "Emily", messages are exchanged and whatnot, and turns out that auto-correct changed it from Emmalee on guy's phone to Emily on tattoo guys phone or something long those lines. I know, I know, Anecdotal story, but doesn't sound completely implausible.... Also: T-man posted:i plan to pull a musk and name any future children I obtain in l33t speak Thats nothing. REAL 21st century people use Ultra 1337. Your little Aidan becomes 4!|)4|\|
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Those with the common name Daniel are named after a biblical eunuch, fun little tidbit I angrily confronted my dad with.
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Spectral_beard posted:Those with the common name Daniel are named after a biblical eunuch, fun little tidbit I angrily confronted my dad with. How do you pee?
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May 10, 2020 16:57
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teen witch posted:My first and last name combo is so rare that I’m likely the only person with that name on the globe. As a kid I wanted to be a Jenny or a Madison or something because I’d get made fun of for it or have it botched but now as an adult I’m fine with it. Like my wife's maternal side: Maniciewski Pronounced Ma-Huff-Ski. At least, they did. I will never master the Polish language.
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May 10, 2020 17:07
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I know a family with the names Lee, Lyla, Lily and Lyle.
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May 10, 2020 17:19
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PainterofCrap posted:Like my wife's maternal side: Maniciewski my husband had a friend who had given up on trying to teach people to spell/pronounce his Extremely Polish first and last names and just went by Blasto
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