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Ok, our market research indicates that audiences regard Darth Vader and lightsaber battles to be highly favorable. I'm thinking our next project should heavily feature Darth Vader and lightsaber battles. Thoughts?
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# ? May 9, 2020 20:17 |
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A film about Darth Vader and it's Throne of Blood.
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# ? May 9, 2020 20:21 |
Baby Darth Vader, close thread, million dollars please.
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# ? May 9, 2020 20:46 |
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Darth Maul still tests well, our research shows interest spikes when he shows up in han solo. Maybe a sort of maul/vader team up? And we gotta have something cute in there, the porg was good but we can dial it up. I have some concepts for something called the "Frumble" for the 3-7 set
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# ? May 9, 2020 20:49 |
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FunkyAl posted:Darth Maul still tests well, our research shows interest spikes when he shows up in han solo. Maybe a sort of maul/vader team up? And we gotta have something cute in there, the porg was good but we can dial it up. I have some concepts for something called the "Frumble" for the 3-7 set I'm digging it. And I'm seeing that tigers are really trending big right now. Can we incorporate them in this? I'm thinking a planet of space tigers.
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# ? May 9, 2020 21:20 |
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Remember how in the late 90s EA bought the license to do James Bond video games and cranked one out every few months for every platform and they even ended up naming one "GoldenEye" even though it had nothing to do with the movie or previous well-regarded game so just a pure name-recognition cashgrab? Let's do that but with Star Wars instead of James Bond and TV shows instead of video games. I want TV shows people, one TV show for every iota of minutiae you can dig up on that site Wookieepedia! I wanna see actors from the well-regarded movies in them too even if it doesn't make any sense!
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# ? May 9, 2020 21:30 |
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baby darth vader!! executive assistant: *whispers something urgently into my ear*
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# ? May 9, 2020 21:33 |
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star wars episodes 4 5 and 6
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# ? May 10, 2020 00:09 |
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cuntman.net posted:star wars episodes 4 5 and 6 Run those numbers, then see if there are better ones
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# ? May 10, 2020 00:37 |
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Let's remake the prequels
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# ? May 10, 2020 00:47 |
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FunkyAl posted:Run those numbers, then see if there are better ones
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# ? May 10, 2020 01:53 |
RBA Starblade posted:Let's remake the prequels And we call them premakes!!!
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:26 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:And we call them premakes!!! Well gently caress BoldFrankensteinMir, now that's definitely going to happen
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:34 |
RBA Starblade posted:Well gently caress BoldFrankensteinMir, now that's definitely going to happen You knew what dark waters we were delving in this experiment. Half this thread is going to happen.
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# ? May 10, 2020 02:44 |
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cuntman.net posted:star wars episodes 4 5 and 6 someone find out why the cia is dragging its feet on lending us that heart attack gun so we can get this thing started
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# ? May 10, 2020 06:10 |
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The Original Trilogy, but it's a 7-season CGI animated show for kids and also includes Splinter of the Mind's Eye and Shadows of the Empire just to pad out the run time.
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# ? May 10, 2020 06:17 |
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Okay okay okay, hear me out. Mara Jade movie. Yes she wasn't mentioned at all in the Sequel trilogy but guess what? GUESS loving WHAT?????? WE CAN JUST EDIT THE MOVIES?!
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# ? May 10, 2020 07:30 |
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star wars: babies! they're all babies!
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# ? May 10, 2020 07:39 |
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dudeness posted:Okay okay okay, hear me out. Mara Jade movie. Yes she wasn't mentioned at all in the Sequel trilogy but guess what? GUESS loving WHAT?????? WE CAN JUST EDIT THE MOVIES?! My personal headcanon is that Mara Jade does exist, she is exactly who she is in the old EU, she met and banged Luke Skywalker, and their break up was so bad that Luke tried to kill his nephew and then went and hid on an unfindable planet on the warty taint of the galaxy for 20 years out of shame for the whole ordeal. Mara, meanwhile, is still out there living her best Grey Jedi life.
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# ? May 10, 2020 07:44 |
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We need to show people Star Wars like they've never seen it before. What if there's a lightsaber with 2 colors? I'm thinking horizontal stirpes... or maybe like a candy cane.
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# ? May 10, 2020 11:19 |
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a re-imagining which follows the adventures of darth vader as Joe Exotic and his savage red and black striped tiger called Darth Maul
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# ? May 10, 2020 13:10 |
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I have access to disney internal data, may I be excused?
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# ? May 10, 2020 13:56 |
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Tell them to unfuck that stupidass girls doll line
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# ? May 10, 2020 15:39 |
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Schweinhund posted:I'm thinking our next project should heavily feature Darth Vader and lightsaber battles. Thoughts? It will be Vader rediscovering ancient sabre techniques. We'll have a chance to flash back to various points of his life to show his growth. The finale for S1 will tease an interim series about... big reveal here guys . . . Revan in the outlands. Get creative on the line. I want to see if we can get an in with the early drafts of the Stories of Mos Eisley anthology they're cooking.
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# ? May 10, 2020 16:40 |
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Alright guys, time to pull an all nighter, we can solve this like the old days. *throws a pile of cocaine down on the conference table*
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# ? May 10, 2020 16:52 |
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star wars the musical film by lin manuel miranda
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# ? May 10, 2020 17:08 |
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Remember the space slug from Empire? I bet that slug has a wife and kids back home. I'm thinking prime time sitcom here people! "But wait" you say, "there's no audience in space, how could we credibly have a laugh track?" Way ahead of you, pal! The slug actually lives on a planet, and only works in space. And guess what, it hates it's job. It's all "gently caress, boss is making me sit here all day on this rock eating space ships when I wanna be at the ball game with my pals". But it can't say "gently caress" cause we wanna appeal to all audiences here not just the Game of Thrones crowd.
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# ? May 10, 2020 20:13 |
Squizzle posted:star wars the musical film by lin manuel miranda Darth Vader plays a guitar, right? I remember seeing him with a guitar. So, where's the rest of the band? That's probably some unexplored territory, each film is a different Star Wars musician, he's getting them all back together again, after 40 films it's an orchestra. It's Darth Vader's own Avengers, but they're high school kids who just want to sing their hearts out!
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# ? May 10, 2020 20:16 |
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What if we make a prequel trilogy to the prequel trilogy?
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# ? May 10, 2020 20:17 |
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CLERKS, but in Space
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# ? May 10, 2020 21:40 |
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Yoda's trapped in space and while waiting to be rescued he reminisces about his time in star wars in our feature-length clip show.
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# ? May 10, 2020 21:47 |
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Emrikol posted:What if we make a prequel trilogy to the prequel trilogy? this is real
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:47 |
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Squizzle posted:star wars the musical film by lin manuel miranda You might think you’re joking but this is guaranteed to happen at some point
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# ? May 11, 2020 00:17 |
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The songs are going to be written by Lin-Manuel Miranda and the plot and dialogue will be by Chuck Wendig and then I’ll barge into Lucasfilm headquarters during an executive meeting and commit harakiri in front of them all
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# ? May 11, 2020 08:22 |
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We'd better run this by the Communist Party of China. We wouldn't want to upset them. Think of our profits!
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# ? May 11, 2020 14:40 |
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BluesShaman posted:We'd better run this by the Communist Party of China. We wouldn't want to upset them. The empire: now good
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# ? May 11, 2020 15:39 |
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I'm finding more and more that blaming poor LGBT rep on China feels like an excuse.
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