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Roth posted:I'm finding more and more that blaming poor LGBT rep on China feels like an excuse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1C5HHz382k blaming china is almost entirely a stalking horse for capitulating to bigots in the big-money markets who never stopped complaining
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Darth Vader didn't die, he got sent to another universe where Lighth Vader serves the good emperor against evil rebels. There, he learns the true meaning of Life Day, which they call Death Day
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May 11, 2020 17:45
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Squizzle posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1C5HHz382k Yeah, and to me lgbt rep in media for a long time always felt like this in the first place 
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May 11, 2020 18:11
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Roth posted:I'm finding more and more that blaming poor LGBT rep on China feels like an excuse. It is
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May 11, 2020 20:24
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uhhhhh, heh. we don't blame it on China any more. that would just be provably inaccurate and uncouth! we say "international market" now.
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May 11, 2020 23:41
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So it looks like audiences didn't turn on us over our ghoulish use of dead actor's likenesses, so can we do more with that? If, ah, one of our cast met with an... heh... accident, we'd get a lot of press, and then we could claim we were 'paying tribute' by using random outtakes of them to pad out our next film.
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May 12, 2020 07:25
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The new bad guys are gonna be xenophobic humans who want to "eliminate" all the "aliens" who "don't belong here." Chewbacca gets lynched to start us off. Nazis and Centrists still manage to successfully claim this is a "betrayal" of what the original movies stood for and future sequels close out with "maybe if we only kill the bad ones?" This coincides with the death of US democracy, coincidentally.
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May 12, 2020 08:52
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Side story where Darth Vader's suit is invented by Iron Man.
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Angry Salami posted:So it looks like audiences didn't turn on us over our ghoulish use of dead actor's likenesses, so can we do more with that? If, ah, one of our cast met with an... heh... accident, we'd get a lot of press, and then we could claim we were 'paying tribute' by using random outtakes of them to pad out our next film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw every dead actor doing this
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May 12, 2020 15:51
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Pull in all the greatest dead actors in the world for an avengers style star wars team up over 30 movies.
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May 12, 2020 16:58
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We can finally get a digital Christopher Reeve to make Superman 5. Wait, Superman is a comic book, we own him right? Jeff, make sure we own Superman and put him in a Star Wars.
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May 12, 2020 17:56
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Then it's settled. We get an all-dead, all-dancing, all-babies cast for our 4th of July Superman Vs Star Wars sing-along spectacular! We'll call it "SuperStars: Just the Beginning!" so we can make fifty of 'em! Fire up the computers and sacrifice a goat, we have some revenants to conjure!
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May 12, 2020 18:12
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Then it's settled. We get an all-dead, all-dancing, all-babies cast for our 4th of July Superman Vs Star Wars sing-along spectacular! We'll call it "SuperStars: Just the Beginning!" so we can make fifty of 'em! I need you to look at this screening feedback. Audiences are calling the celebrity faced babies "grotesque" but when they just look like babies they don't look like celebrities. We're losing $40 Million a day on this
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May 12, 2020 18:23
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Fire the director and hire some more VFX houses, buy them, consolidate them, liquidate the employees, and then have the resulting slurry served here while we figure out what to do.
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May 12, 2020 18:31
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I've got it! Everyone likes pets right? Just put the cgi fur on em. They're baby animal celebrity Superman starwars sing alongers now
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May 12, 2020 18:32
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lol fuckin' The Critic called it with Phillipsvision
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paragon1 posted:Pull in all the greatest dead actors in the world for an avengers style star wars team up over 30 movies. Star Wars: The Expendables!
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Charlie Chaplin is Mel Bonzo in Rogue Ten: This One Has Hutts In It: A Star Wars Story
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More bad news; Fans are boycotting the disneyland dexter jettster's diner location on account of they would not serve mickey mouse pancakes. I just got off the phone with this guy from Modesto, he ranted at me for nine hours about how they wouldn't have heard of mickey mouse, that coruscant is 467,000 light years away from earth and walt disney, how they don't eat the same grains in the star wars and how atmospheric differences would make pancakes impossible to prepare in the same conditions as on earth and my god, this man just went on. It was awful! Cancel my 3 o clock.
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May 13, 2020 17:36
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Stick a NOT-so-Hidden Mickey in the "Jedi Archives" mural and that'll shut them up. I mean really, Phil, it's like you ENJOY freaking out over this bullshit.
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May 14, 2020 02:55
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Lets just throw the entire franchise into a black hole and hope everyone forgets it existed
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:Lets just cross the entire franchise over with the black hole
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rogue 2: rogue harder rogues 11 the rogues: tokyo drift
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol fuckin' The Critic called it with Phillipsvision prescient
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Pick posted:prescient On one hand it was a parody of the the then current Turner media pitfall of attempting to shoddily as hell colorize classic films, on the other, absolutely prescient about the next steps in the process
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So the other day, I'm at Starbucks, and I ask the kid taking my order what he thought about our last movie, and he said that the franchise has become a rotten, shambling husk of its former self, a ghoulish caricature that needs to be put out of its misery instead of being forced to stumble on as an unnatural mockery of everything it used to be. And it really got me thinking, guys... we need to come up with some kind of Star Wars Zombies spin-off! Have like, zombies that are a result of some sort Resident Evil-style bioweapon experimentation by the Empire gone horribly wrong (or right, depending on what we decide they were actually working on), but, BUT! Halfway through the second act of the first film, we pull the rug out from everyone with DIFFERENT zombies that are animated by some kind of Dark Side of the Force magic or some poo poo!
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Hey guys, I got a great idea, let's make some Star Wars movies with a new plot that isn't just wanking over how cool the characters from the original trilogy are. Yeah Ok Yeah, I guess I can have my desk cleaned out by 5pm today So how much am I getting in my golden parachute?
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Also, I had a weird dream last night that was a strange mashup of Empire Strikes Back and Terminator 2 and now I really want Disney to give me a couple hundred million to produce that bizzare master piece. Turns out the real power of the dark side is time traveling
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The Glumslinger posted:Turns out the real power of the dark side is time traveling nah the old eu already covered this territory
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Zoran posted:nah the old eu already covered this territory I mean, it makes more sense as an inherently evil thing than force lightning
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A boba get boba get where boba fett boba fett boba fett
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Okay it's Harry and the Hendersons but reverse, right? Chewbacca and his adorable family on planet Kashkow befriend a Harrison Ford in the woods. Yeah I know Han Solo is dead, but this is Harrison Ford, the actor. Oh it's canon alright, Luke Skywalker met Mark Hamill on the Muppet Show, which we also own! Earth is real and so are the muppets, Star Wars episode XIV. You're welcome.
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I had the art department put together this concept art. It's scoring really well with soccer moms.
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Schweinhund posted:I had the art department put together this concept art. It's scoring really well with soccer moms. This is amazing. Showed this to my adult son (he's a star wars fan) and he cried, he said this was what the fans were craving. His reaction video currently has over 678,900 TikToks. Can we make this his dad? 
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Schweinhund posted:I had the art department put together this concept art. It's scoring really well with soccer moms. They already did Baby Vader in a Super Bowl commercial though.
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nine-gear crow posted:They already did Baby Vader in a Super Bowl commercial though. 
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Ok. The kids are all over we need to make star wars properties memeable so that feelings can only be conveyed via edited star wars clips and not actual words how about this: the start of The Last Jedi, but instead of dismissively throwing away a lightsaber, Luke throws away benjamins? or the latest iphone? or a facemask? this will buy us time to keep us in the consciousness of upcoming generations while trying to come up with the next movie
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