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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
Here's a great FluffieDuckie post that is too big to screenshot

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704278&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post442303856

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cda

by Hand Knit
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704290&pagenumber=59&perpage=40#post443088811

ChubbyChecker

nut posted:

a world where they never invent a hat

nut posted:

magicians get famous for picking up a rabbits









Goons Are Gifts


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window.
"drat, you are slick"
kevin thinks to himself. "none of them could tell this was my first time smoking weed. this is cool as-"

his line of thought is interrupted as he is passed a small bottle.

"kev you need this bro"

kevin panics. the seconds it takes to accept the bottle feels like an eternity.

"what the gently caress... what is this? well, can't look like a loser now!"

kevin sighs, takes a deep breath, and asks "how much?"
"a few drops dude? for real?"

kevin opens his mouth, and squirts the visine directly down his esophagus.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Goons Are Gifts

kuskus posted:


this thread


itry posted:

Scrooge McButt



I may or may not do something with the close-up frames

That entire thread belongs in here


google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.

Finger Prince


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I met a traveller from a toilet land,

Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone

Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile.

Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle,

And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its plumber well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings;

Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level tiles stretch far away.”

alnilam

ChubbyChecker









google THIS

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

there once was a shitman whose heart
was conveyed in his posts of fine art
when he tried to hit post
he’d delete them and ghost
butt, boy, that shitman could fart

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Putty posted:

Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

*gasp*

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

the real dogcrash truther was the friends we made along the way

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Dog the BountyCrash TruthHunter

cda

by Hand Knit

Putty posted:

Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther

Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nut

cda posted:

Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.

wait a min

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
the real truth is i want a dog to crash into my lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crimes

Heather Papps

hello friend


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3921781
this whole thread, honestly.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Joey McChrist posted:

me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?

mop clatters to the floor

me: you, the tall blonde kid

nut

owlhawk911 posted:

how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.

Yinlock

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"

"So obviously Darkraza is from the Nether Dimension, where gravity is fifteen-times more powerful than here on Earth, so Sensei and I knew he was gonna have a bit of a speed advantage going into this fight. But, you know, we've been doing some resistance training in the pool to try and get a feel for what the crushing pressure of the Dread Sun might be like, and I think it's really paying off, I'm feeling a lot more nimble out here in the last few matches"


weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

yea this one's real good

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Kief Richards posted:

My kid has declared the shed a mom free zone; they put up a sign that says gently caress HUT.



cda posted:

Basically, it's like a Pizza Hut, but for gently caress



FluffieDuckie posted:

do they deliver?



Mummy Napkin posted:

I remember when gently caress Hut had a buffet

ChubbyChecker









cda

by Hand Knit

google THIS

ChubbyChecker









ChubbyChecker

Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.









google THIS

nut posted:

cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.

me: but officer

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
from the I'm a Stall Man thread:

wearing a lampshade

google THIS

Context: :yaybutt:

ChubbyChecker









Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Kaiser Schnitzel still serving up the quality honky tonk in the "I'm a Stall Man" thread :mmmsmug:

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Twenty Four


Finger Prince posted:

Beer is like a mean dom. You want this? You like it? Mmm? Thirsty bitch... You fat old man I'm gonna make you feel like poo poo. You want another don't you.

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