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A Rational Watch. It buzzes when you're being a loving irrational lunatic about something.
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A doll that helps young girls experience pregnancy.
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Communist Walrus posted:Can we call it the herrito? the boys in the lab say they can't do a pink tortilla
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May 11, 2020 16:49
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A dating app that determines the ideal mate of single men in your area, so you might better conform to those ideals. In an upcoming update we'll even include in-app links to the correct plastic surgeons, clothing stores, etc to help you get that look to attract all of the extremely well adjusted and eligible bachelors of the world.
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May 11, 2020 16:50
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*takes a product that already exists* *paints it pink* The new Wonderbread for women, Wonderbroad!
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May 11, 2020 16:50
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Tampons, but manly! Fired from a large gun.
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May 11, 2020 16:50
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dudeness posted:*takes a product that already exists* Don't forget to raise the price
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May 11, 2020 16:52
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Beef jerky, for women!
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May 11, 2020 16:52
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Slim Janes
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May 11, 2020 16:53
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For the woman that can't get enough beefy jerks...
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May 11, 2020 16:53
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Tampon where instead of a thread there's a pair of leather testicles left dangling outside. So when Steve the misogynist gently caress at work does the whole "You need balls to make it in this business, missy" routine you can lift up your skirt and show off a HUGE pair of loving BALLS. The deluxe version actually plays a kickass guitar chord as you do this. gently caress off Steve.
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May 11, 2020 16:53
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Dog breed that smells menstruation
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May 11, 2020 16:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:Beef jerky, for women! Beef schlicky
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May 11, 2020 16:56
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A vibrator that stops working whenever your jealous husband who has no idea what a clitoris is comes in the room.
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May 11, 2020 16:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:Beef jerky, for women! "Not just for the boys anymore!" How about Monopoly, for women!
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May 11, 2020 16:59
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Communist Walrus posted:Can we call it the herrito? it's full of yogurt and doubule chocolate in addition to the typical carne asada and refried beans Edit: Also aspartame
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May 11, 2020 17:02
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davidspackage posted:"Not just for the boys anymore!" <picks up chance card> "You have burned the roast, do not pass go, you are not allowed to go hat shopping"
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May 11, 2020 17:03
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A bra that does a loud "HONK " sound when touched
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May 11, 2020 17:09
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Son of Rodney posted:A bra that does a loud "HONK " sound when touched Men inventing women's products for men.
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May 11, 2020 17:10
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Alright boys we need something here so think like a woman, there uh, Ernie come up with something quick like. "Ok uh, well, let's see here, uh, well I guess uh, ladies are smaller so uh" Ok small. Convenient. I like it. "And it shouldn't be too convoluted and weird they don't like that I guess so ehh" Ok logical and easy, alright ok ok "And it should uh I dunno poo poo, ahhh" Jesus gently caress ernie come on what spit it out here! "ahh poo poo I dunno it should look pretty or some poo poo?" Approachable by the consumer? Great work there Ernie let's see here we got We got a convenient easy to use and maintain attractive product man them broads 's gonna love dis garbage 'ere! Whadda buncha suckas, ey, Ern?!
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May 11, 2020 17:13
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A tampon but branded by Kim Kardashian
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May 11, 2020 17:15
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Power tools but they’re pink and don’t work as good. 
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May 11, 2020 17:17
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Son of Rodney posted:A bra that does a loud "HONK " sound when touched Uh, I'm pretty most women would love this.
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May 11, 2020 17:19
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a macbook with a 100% emoji keyboard and the sims preinstalled
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May 11, 2020 17:21
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Chomp8645 posted:Men inventing women's products for men. Um excuse me they are the perfect product for women - can be used as a horn for walking through huge crowds - are a great anti groping tool - are a hilarious way to lighten the mood in those boring work meetings - can be modded to play "la cucaracha" which all genders love quite frankly I'm shocked it doesn't exist yet
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May 11, 2020 17:23
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Universe Master posted:the boys in the lab say they can't do a pink tortilla Pink heart shaped tortillas don't seem to exist, seems like the perfect vehicle for the mothers day breakfast-in-bed.
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May 11, 2020 17:31
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Universe Master posted:A burrito, but only marketed to women for some reason. So a taco?
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May 11, 2020 17:37
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Fake balls to store their pee
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May 11, 2020 17:37
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A bra that makes it look like you have three boobs. Panties that make it look like you have three rear end cheeks
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May 11, 2020 17:42
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Pants... With pockets!
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May 11, 2020 17:43
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maybe some kind of butt muffler so they can tear rear end all day long while maintaining the illusion
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May 11, 2020 17:45
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A mesh baseball cap with the words "sexual harasment" with an X through it. Whenever a woman wears one, men are not allowed to harass her.
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May 11, 2020 17:48
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Product manuals that explain how to fix a potential issue with the product but first preface fixing the issue with describing what similar products look like and how they should function. Next, a segment on what the manufacturer has seen the other products do previously, several neat ideas for what the other products might look like if they were used to do other things and how to do that in vague terms, some ideas on what the end result of fixing the issue could eventually lead to doing once complete, an idea for storing the product after it's been fixed, and some recommendations on what to do after it's been fixed not related to the product itself.
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May 11, 2020 17:49
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Tacticool Douche
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May 11, 2020 17:49
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Pants with inflatable rear end cheeks I call them "thiccz"
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May 11, 2020 17:51
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smart tampons basically regular tampons, but they stop working if not connected to the internet
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May 11, 2020 17:54
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500excf type r posted:My first proposal for "something women need but would never think of on their own" is pretty simple: Pneumatic Tampons I already had this idea! A manchild friend left his tiny little nerf gun at my house and it's got white darts that kinda look like tampons if you're an idiot. I had the idea and then deadpan suggested it to my girlfriend as a solution to all women's period products. Hah she got so mad god I hate her
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May 11, 2020 17:56
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The Fattest PI posted:I already had this idea! A manchild friend left his tiny little nerf gun at my house and it's got white darts that kinda look like tampons if you're an idiot. I had the idea and then deadpan suggested it to my girlfriend as a solution to all women's period products. Hah she got so mad god I hate her Did you at least call it Period Piece?
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https://youtu.be/lzP3KFGN9mE
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