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FuturePastNow posted:I don't think Palpatine really needed Anakin. If anything his plans might have gone even more smoothly with Qui-Gon sleeping through everything. He needed him exactly once to save him from Mace Windu. But now that I think about it, Mace Windu was there because Anakin ratted Palpatine out. Darth Vader's kind of a fuckup. Gets owned by Obi-Wan, gets owned by his poo poo-farming son, kills his boss in a fit of rage.
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All I'm hearing is "atones by becoming hero of the proletariat"
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# ? May 12, 2020 01:08 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Ive never started a sentence with “drat it” but I start probably 15% of my sentences with “God drat it!” Or some variation upon that. I go with Zounds or if I'm particularly salty God's blood!
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PostNouveau posted:He needed him exactly once to save him from Mace Windu. But now that I think about it, Mace Windu was there because Anakin ratted Palpatine out. he couldn't even protect a 2 meter wide exhaust port
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# ? May 12, 2020 01:26 |
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Someone should photoshop goatse hands onto exhaust prot
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# ? May 12, 2020 01:30 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I'm glad Star Wars is dead
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# ? May 12, 2020 02:10 |
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if the story sucks and makes no sense that's only because that's how the prophecy foretold it
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# ? May 12, 2020 02:40 |
Groovelord Neato posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S78RzZr3IwI With anyone else I’d say yeah, he’s obviously just going through old scripts and plagiarizing himself. But with sorkin I’m pretty sure his coke-brain no longer creates conscious memories and every time one of these “brilliant” lines bubbles up from his subconscious he’s convinced it’s for the first time
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# ? May 12, 2020 02:42 |
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eric ciaramella posted:if the story sucks and makes no sense that's only because that's how the prophecy foretold it Star Wars sucking is the will of the Force.
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# ? May 12, 2020 02:49 |
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Da will of the foahs? Well I've had my fill of worse
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# ? May 12, 2020 03:27 |
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found
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:02 |
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trigger warning: horny image
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:10 |
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luchajones posted:found Blessed image.
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:15 |
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So that’s the delay, they’re growing one of the Rich Evans replacement clones.
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:19 |
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mallratcal posted:Blessed image. Jay, of course, extremely interested in the bodily fluids on mike. Sure loves that body horror stuff.
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:30 |
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General Dog posted:So that’s the delay, they’re growing one of the Rich Evans replacement clones. They found rich evans in a bag of cheeses.
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxdqsndIF4 Lol Mike doesn't like change
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# ? May 12, 2020 05:55 |
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luchajones posted:found why did leonard nimoy get replaced by steven spielberg as director? only nimoy's name could leverage in talent like mike stoklasa or rich evans looking at nimoy's imdb it's not like he has anything else going on...
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# ? May 12, 2020 06:08 |
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drat it!! Posting SNL without the legendary "Sean Connery" skits? or even the Jeopardy in general? Shame all round. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjO1zPGJ3QY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaFSkWfFhO0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_hoYPPeGc e: Holy poo poo this is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WyMSrAgPKc
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# ? May 12, 2020 06:32 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxdqsndIF4 Mike's idea of the perfect Star Trek is TNG.
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Arcsquad12 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxdqsndIF4 I loved this bit, but he pretty much expresses love for DS9 in a variety of statements and even clips supporting it in other episodes. Maybe Mike needs time to warm up to things like the old man he is. I always found it interesting that DS9 is where Rich saw the writing on the wall for startrek continuity.
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# ? May 12, 2020 07:01 |
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Broke: star trek Woke: star track Bespoke: start rack
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# ? May 12, 2020 07:15 |
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"Blaming DS9" is so bullshit.
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# ? May 12, 2020 07:50 |
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All I remember of Studio 60 was it came out the same time as 30 Rock and 30 Rock was great and Studio 60 was boring as poo poo.
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# ? May 12, 2020 08:09 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:Broke: star trek You have to be half in the bag to enjoy it.
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Wicker Man posted:I loved this bit, but he pretty much expresses love for DS9 in a variety of statements and even clips supporting it in other episodes. Maybe Mike needs time to warm up to things like the old man he is. Paraphrasing from memory what they've said about DS9 is that what made it work was that it was good and actually did the subversion and deconstruction of a lot of Star Trek tropes well and in a smart way, but the problem was that this set the stage for a bunch of future Star Trek shows and movies to take the wrong lessons from this that dark and gritty and morally ambiguous automatically makes for good Star Trek. When the actual lesson you should take from DS9 is that you can do this with Star Trek and it can be really good, but you have to be careful and do it in a smart and considerate manner, because you run the risk of it just being "wrong" if you don't.
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# ? May 12, 2020 09:24 |
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SNL is like popular music. Whatever cast was around when you were between 12 and 18 is the cast you will always think is the best and people who liked earlier or later casts are wrong.
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# ? May 12, 2020 11:52 |
Star Trek Original Cast movies > Star Trek TNG > TOS > TAS > DS9 > Voyager > TNG Movies > Enterprise > Abrams Movies > Picard > Discovery
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# ? May 12, 2020 12:03 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:SNL is like popular music. Whatever cast was around when you were between 12 and 18 is the cast you will always think is the best and people who liked earlier or later casts are wrong. if you think the popular music you listened to between 12 and 18 is the best you are the most basic rear end bonch
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# ? May 12, 2020 12:22 |
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SNL is actually like extremely bad music, in that it's extremely bad.
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# ? May 12, 2020 12:32 |
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Hakkesshu posted:if you think the popular music you listened to between 12 and 18 is the best you are the most basic rear end bonch Not if it was smashing pumpkins mother fucker
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# ? May 12, 2020 12:33 |
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Hakkesshu posted:if you think the popular music you listened to between 12 and 18 is the best you are the most basic rear end bonch Unless you listened to rock and NWOBHM, like me, in which case you were objectively correct
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# ? May 12, 2020 13:48 |
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The problem with Qui Gon is Yoda was Obi Wan's master.
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# ? May 12, 2020 13:50 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Star Trek Original Cast movies > Star Trek TNG > TOS > TAS > DS9 > Voyager > TNG Movies > Enterprise > Abrams Movies > Picard > Discovery So far I have watched about 30% of TNG episodes and 50% of VOY (mostly the 2nd half). I like Voyager episodes well enough. I give a score on each episode after I watched it to keep track on what I have watched. So far the average VOY score is pretty close to TNG average score. My main complain with Voyager is that it doesn't have a good conclusion season. They could have pay more homage to Odyssey since the concepts are so similar. I haven't watched Discovery, are you sure its worse than Picard? The OG crew movies are great, everyone should watch them.
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# ? May 12, 2020 13:50 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:The problem with Qui Gon is Yoda was Obi Wan's master. And QuiGon was his Knight Yoda trained the kids, so he trained ObiWan as a kid. Then there's an apprenticeship program where you serve under a Knight before becoming one yourself. I actually love in AotC when Yoda is trollng the poo poo out of Obi Wan in front of the kids. "Oh, hey kids, it looks like Obi Wan here lost a planet. Everybody laugh at him"
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# ? May 12, 2020 14:28 |
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Nope. Lucas forgot the original movies.
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# ? May 12, 2020 14:33 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:And QuiGon was his Knight There is like, half a movie of good individual moments from the entire PT.
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# ? May 12, 2020 14:57 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Nope. Lucas forgot the original movies. He just didn’t care, which is fine.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:There is like, half a movie of good individual moments from the entire PT. Podrace, Duel of the Fates, Obi-Wan's investigation of the ocean planet's cloning facility, Palpatine going apeshit in the Senate chambers The end?
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I think this is a cool visual. Though much of the rest of that battle scene looks kind of terrible.
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