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He needs his own cooking show. “Getting Baked With Bobby.”
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yeah the real business model is just filming robert pattinson going wild in the kitchen
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canepazzo posted:I'd watch the hell out of this movie. For sure. I really want to hear this story from the perspective of the cook now.
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May 12, 2020 15:51
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https://twitter.com/illestkhanate/status/1259899224432553984
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first things first, you've gotta microwave some pasta
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May 12, 2020 15:53
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Wow, all dogs really are boys and all cats really are girls.
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Retro idiots in media: https://twitter.com/ChemistryKit/status/1260134217616371712
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Darkhold posted:Retro idiots in media: kinda surprised they contacted her directly instead of the husband first.
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May 12, 2020 16:07
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I didn't realise "British Wife" was a category.
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May 12, 2020 17:06
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I need a link to the post, because I can’t find it.
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May 12, 2020 17:47
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Regalingualius posted:I need a link to the post, because I can’t find it. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ghwn5l/my_29f_boyfriend_29m_keeps_getting_into_fights/
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on the bored wop posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ghwn5l/my_29f_boyfriend_29m_keeps_getting_into_fights/ Thanks!
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May 12, 2020 18:13
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it was very popular in the r/relationships thread
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I am terrified, terrified by how distasteful men find the concept of women's consent!
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May 12, 2020 19:35
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Push El Burrito posted:Everything I read about Robert Pattinson just makes me more of a fan of Robert Pattinson.
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May 12, 2020 19:48
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there wolf posted:He is going to leave her for that Waffle House cook. I'm glad I'm not the only one reading sexual tension into that story lol.
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May 12, 2020 19:50
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I'm glad I'm not the only one reading sexual tension into that story lol. They’re gonna do that soap opera thing where they slap each other and start making out, except with handfuls of eggs.
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May 12, 2020 19:55
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I really hope that Waffle House Chef tracks them down when they move, relentlessly creating new egg dishes that are not slightly runny, a Javert to the Husband's ValJean, relentlessly stalking him and denying his quest to find suitable breakfast foods for evening consumption, and getting in minor fisticuffs over it. E: or like this https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU Elviscat has a new favorite as of 20:02 on May 12, 2020 |
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May 12, 2020 19:56
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And must I now allow this man to hold dominion over me? This desperate diner I have hunted I gave him his eggs I made not runny
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May 12, 2020 19:59
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ONE EGG MOOOORE
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May 12, 2020 20:00
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Yellow! The yolk of eggs paaaaast!
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May 12, 2020 20:20
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From the kitchen at the diner I could hear an oath be sworn and we rose with fists a-swinging And I can see them now the very eggs that I'd ordered became my last Communion... at a lonely Waffle House... at Dawn... There's a grief that can't be spoken there's a pain goes on and on Empty shells at empty griddles now my yolks will never run
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There Out in the front side A customer fuming Fallen from God Mouth full of grease God be my witness I never shall yield Till I punch in his face Till I punch in his face He wants his wee runny yolk Mine is the way of eggs, hard And those who follow the path of the hard-boiled Shall have their reward And if you deign, to complain, to the chef Then fiiight, en garde Eggs In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling our breakfasts With yellow and white You are the omelettes Scrambled and fried Filling our bellies tight Filling our bellies tight You know your place on the plate You are of course a grade A And each with your flavor return and return And are always the same And if you fall, as Sir Humpty fell, You crack, and breeeaak And so it must be! For so it is written! On the doorways to Wafflehouse That those who order a runny egg Will shame their spouse! Lord, let me find him! That I might kick him With both my legs! I will never rest, till then! This I swear! THIS I SWEAR BY MY EGGS!
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Chef at Waffle House, cookin' for these two, Ready to fix them up a meal or two Overcooking eggs, ruining up their date Wrestling with the boyfriend coz he can't see straight Everybody loves eating breakfast Everybody's happy place, I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I feed 'em in the end! cptn_dr has a new favorite as of 21:59 on May 12, 2020 |
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May 12, 2020 21:56
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Is a man not entitled to the runniness of his eggs? No, says the man at the Waffle House, it belongs to my whims.
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May 12, 2020 22:21
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The chef is just deliberately gaslighting the guy by slightly loving up his eggs in a different way every time.
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May 12, 2020 22:27
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Phy posted:There This is good. I can see myself singing this.
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May 12, 2020 22:43
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Truth, Justice, and a Runny-Yolked Egg.
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PetraCore posted:Truth, Justice, and a Runny-Yolked Egg. And reasonably-priced fistfights?
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:This is good. I can see myself singing this. You mean you didn't sing it and every other one in your head as you read them?
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there wolf posted:You mean you didn't sing it and every other one in your head as you read them? I’m just waking up, my voice is still cracking.
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Idiot or pro-tier poster? https://twitter.com/swankysilkworm/status/1259923309506027526?s=19
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MizPiz posted:Idiot or pro-tier poster?  e: grabbed the wrong reply at first https://twitter.com/prettielani/status/1260049154614734851 
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It should be obvious who the idiot is here: https://mobile.twitter.com/M_Nikki_dUrso/status/1260333919804817411
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https://twitter.com/rr_reno/status/1260391014730272768 Killing our parents to own the libs.
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The "Moral Majority", 2020: KILL YOUR loving PARENTS
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