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Sekenr posted:A gym where all they guys are hot and you are the best looking woman there Just waits for the quarantine to be over, with a smug face.
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I did not want that to be a page snipe.
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Shoes that periodically take pictures of your feet and uploads them to social media, just so men can stop asking you. Hassle-free timesaver.Son of Rodney posted:Um excuse me they are the perfect product for women 
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May 12, 2020 09:05
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Big Beef City posted:Last night I had an extremely vivid semi-lucid dream that I had received a package of some kind of "mouth condom" for people who want to give their partner a blow job and let them cum in their mouth but not actually get cum in their mouth. So like a dam / female condom (look it up) hybrid with spit wicking technology? Contributions: uhhh.... gently caress idk im a trans man i was a girl against my will and most of it was the pits uhhh maybe some kind of prosthetic finger for your long nails so you dont have to sacrifice having long spike nails and ur lust for finger blasting people.
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Doritos. But like, ones that aren't crunchy and don't make lots of unladylike noise.
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A diva cup, but it's connected to an ostomy pouch you can tie to your thigh.
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Serak posted:crosspost from the capitalism lol thread: No loving way.
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A DIY master bath renovation featuring a freestanding tub surrounded by a sunken trench filled with attractive river rocks.
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...complete with a rustic and unsophisticated oaken cannery experience to sell your used bath water exclusively on Etsy.
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A tiny blinking neon arrow sign that you can point at your clitoris during sex.
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Big Beef City posted:Last night I had an extremely vivid semi-lucid dream that I had received a package of some kind of "mouth condom" for people who want to give their partner a blow job and let them cum in their mouth but not actually get cum in their mouth. It's like Kekule and the benzene ring.
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A menstrual cup that blares a loud alarm whenever it's full.
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Serak posted:crosspost from the capitalism lol thread: also there's a rule in ms monopoly where women get $240 for passing go while men get $200 lol https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/chick-magnate-hasbro-debuts-ms-monopoly-game-where-women-run-n1052036
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Rad-daddio posted:A tiny blinking neon arrow sign that you can point at your clitoris during sex. Yeah but what happens when the clitoris moves? I've heard that they are migratory.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Yeah but what happens when the clitoris moves? I've heard that they are migratory. Hmmm this explains a lot.... Also, a line of strongly scented hair care products that only they women smell. I don't want to smell your shampoo from 50' away dear.
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just to be clear I do.
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I mean legally I can't get closer so the stronger scent the better at this point is what I'm shooting for here
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A van with a sorceress painted on the side.
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a dildo that plays "this American Life" as you use it
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A very sharp sword but it's lavender-scented.
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Gamer boy bath water / jar of pee. For sentimental purposes only.
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Idk if you can force a gamer boy to bathe. Plenty of piss bottles tho!
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Dick Bass posted:Hmmm this explains a lot.... But what if it's a really good scent Also no one should be using shampoo
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IronPocket missile defense network. When an incoming missile is detected one of the mobile launch sites launches a sleeve-shaped high velocity projectile that captures the missile in flight. Using high frequency waves, the projectile disables the missile's drive system with vibrations, while at the same time extracting valuable data about who launched the missile. This all happens in about 10 seconds.
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I volunteer to have the vibrating pocket intercept my missile and extract data vigorously from it. Repeatedly, as many times as needed until both of us are completely satisfied that the system is working.
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"for him" versions of regular products that are also marked up. women will buy them because they're trained to believe that the version for men is always cheaper.
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Window treatments for the glass ceiling
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High toe shoes. Like high heels, but they elevate the front part of your foot.
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Who What Now posted:High toe shoes. Like high heels, but they elevate the front part of your foot. Already exists
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I think he means ONLY the toes, heels down. Could market it as a fitness thing? Chicks love that. My idea: shoes that make you look shorter so you can always be shorter than your (male) date and he doesn’t get weird about how short he is/how tall you are. The shoes would just be really heavy and make, like, super-deep footprints behind you all the time.
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May 13, 2020 05:09
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High-heeled, open-toe running shoes.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:TruckTitzTM Car[censored]
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Son of Rodney posted:A vibrator that talks to you in the soothing voice of Sean Connery while you use it You're the woMAN now dog! Infinite Jest, for Dummies!
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Weka posted:Car[censored] imported from Australia
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Cargo shorts but with fake, non-functional pockets.
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Flame decals for her loom
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Susan G. Komen skin for the major commercial and hobby drone companies. Finally, a world with equal representation for female drone pilots.
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Linux Pirate posted:A gbs that doesn't hate women. Pretty much, yeah, some way to get more ladies I here seems like a sausage fest. Maybe larger fonts and a pinkish or purple backdrop Yo, any ladies you reading this? Holla' at your boy
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