Boxturret posted:

im starting to get the feeling that you're taking unrelated things and replacing certain key words with 「Bitcoin」

orange juche posted:

Statist FUD

EorayMel posted:

At what point does a well adjusted mind go "No, gently caress it, this bitcoin isn't dead enough. I actively need to see it blow into the smallest amount of little pieces. Let no part of the bitcoin remain to defile my beloved land!"?

CampingCarl posted:

But that is the correct response a well adjusted mind should have.

Bitcoin delenda est.

...! posted:

are you calling my mind well adjusted

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

guys i think i found an alt-right bingo

The Strange Origins Of Trump’s Hydroxychloroquine Obsession

On March 11, cryptocurrency investors Gregory Rigano and James Todaro mused about coronavirus treatments and potential death tolls on Twitter to their then-small number of followers. Bye, who says he has been living in the Wudang Mountains in central China for the past few years and formerly interviewed tech “thought leaders” for his startup, responded to one of Todaro’s tweets about the virus.

“Chloroquine will keep most people out of hospital. The US hasn’t learned about that yet,” Bye replied to Todaro.
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On March 13, Rigano and Todaro touted chloroquine in a self-published, non-peer-reviewed Google doc falsely claiming to be affiliated with Stanford University School of Medicine, the National Academy of Sciences and the University of Alabama, Birmingham School of Medicine.(All three institutions told HuffPost that they had no connection to the document, and Google later removed it from its platform for violating its terms of service.)
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The Google doc, with its grand claims and the help of its false affiliation with Stanford and other institutions, quickly went viral and was tweeted out to millions by prominent venture capitalists and Tesla CEO Musk ― none of whom appeared to vet its methods or sources. Fox News and other right-wing media jumped on the paper and touted the drug as a potential quick fix for the virus. Fox News host and informal Trump adviser Tucker Carlson had Rigano on his prime-time show, with Rigano falsely identified as an adviser to Stanford and claiming “what we’re here to announce is the second cure to a virus of all time.”
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Bye has repeatedly tweeted anti-Semitic ramblings, has replied to white nationalists such as Richard Spencer and once tweeted a link to an Australian website that has promoted Holocaust denial. In one thread, he complained about Jews taking over “major power centers” and speculated about “Jewish verbal IQ” while asking if another user had “even read Mein Kampf?” He has stated “my hobby is researching Jews. It is very enjoyable.”

Bye also talked about chloroquine in late March on the podcast of Jean-Francois Gariepy, a Canadian white nationalist who The Daily Beast reported is accused of luring and trying to impregnate a developmentally disabled teenager while his U.S. immigration status was being contested.

“I’m not a white nationalist, not at all. I have a lot of friends who are and I like white nationalists, but I’m not one. I learned from them because there’s important ideas there that we need to understand,” Bye told Gariepy. Bye claimed that he researched chloroquine “using philosophy” and that coronavirus would “destroy feminism.”

Boxturret posted:

why

Boxturret posted:

why

orange juche posted:

I'm giving 10 000 Bitcoin (BTC) to all community!

I left the post of director of Tesla, thank you all for your support!

I decided to make biggest crypto-giveaway in the world, for my readers who use Bitcoin!

Please read instruction carefully!

Send 0.1-0.5 Bitcoin to 1ToTa11yn07AScAmI3i7c0In3A7terL0l2 and I will double it!

Send 0.6 to 1.0 Bitcoin to 1ToTa11yn07AScAmI3i7c0In3A7terL0l1 and I will triple it!

Send 1.0 to 5.0 Bitcoin to 1ToTa11yn07AScAmI3i7c0In3A7terL0l3 and I will quintuple it!

Any other amounts sent to incorrect addresses will be considered donations and will not returned!

Shame Boy posted:

this seemed like a scam so i started by testing with only a small amount and gave them 0.00001 bitcoin, and got 0.00002 bitcoins back! wow!!

Boxturret posted:

i looked it up and elon hasn't left telsa what's going on here guys i feel like im about to throw up that was all my money

EorayMel posted:

You quickly run over to the corpse and tear off the bitcoin's head. You then throw
the head into the air and catch it with both hands. You then drink the blood
from the bitcoin's mouth and gulp down the blood

You then toss the head into the air again and catch it with two hands. You then
vomit the blood onto the ground

Boxturret posted:

seeing this made me think it was safe so i sent all my bitcoins (.002) and nothing yet:( they're probably experiencing a lot of traffic so it might take a bit

orange juche posted:

I am sorry sir/ma'am I said read direction carefully your transaction did not follow direction and has been kept as donation! Thank you for your support!

Shame Boy posted:

this seemed like a scam so i started by testing with only a small amount and gave them 0.00001 bitcoin, and got 0.00002 bitcoins back! wow!!

Boxturret posted:

how can i believe you are thereal elon musk?

orange juche posted:

I am the real Elon Musk it's right in my twitter name can you not read

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| Elon Musk ✔@BitcoinScammer                 |
| Yes I am the real Elon Musk                |
| Why would you think I am a                 |
| scammer?                                   |
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Boxturret posted:

how can i believe you are thereal elon musk?

Boxturret posted:

that's not even a tweet that's a bunch of text im literally vomiting i put all my friends and family's money into this

Shame Boy posted:

buy less candles


is that how this joke works?

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Shame Boy posted:

buy less candles


is that how this joke works?

orange juche posted:

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|This tweet has been deleted        |
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| Boxturret✔@Boxturretsmom                                           |
| that's not even a tweet thats a bunch of text im literally vomiting|
| i put all my friends and familys money into this                   |
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...! posted:

Weatherman posted:

buy fewer candles

shameful

orange juche posted:

If I was at home instead of at work I would have done the entire sequence in tweet->reply format with boxturret and shame boy replying to deleted tweets from a ghost account. Still not bad for thinking on the fly

Paladinus posted:

So you don't work from home, huh?

LanceHunter posted:

Someone on my timeline retweeted this with "Let's go!"

https://twitter.com/binance/status/1260091149454213120

LanceHunter posted:

Someone on my timeline retweeted this with "Let's go!"

https://twitter.com/binance/status/1260091149454213120