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a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang
"Teen pregnancy is no joke, so when you're busting a fat one,"
football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom,
obvs but u could do this with dare too
like you think your son is studying but actually he's railing lines of 97 percent pure uncut white gold the primo poo poo godDAMN *loud sniffing noise*
my sex ed teacher was a rugby idiot and he said in class that he "knows raw doggin' feels better, but just put on a rubber for gods sake," and that was the first time i had heard the term raw doggin' and i think about that class a lot.
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*sits backwards in chair at sunday school* alright kids, you're growing up and with that growth comes certain dangers. maybe a strange man wants to offer you drugs, maybe he wants you to inject some big h while he watches you gently caress his wife,
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The rear end in a top hat Parking Man: hey! this is a public service announcement, so listen up. hi, my name is The rear end in a top hat Parking Man, you may remember me from that time i parked sideways and took up three spots in the parking garage, or the time i parked way too close and bashed your car about 10 times with my door breaking your passenger side mirror. well this is me announcing publicly, as a service to you, that the number i left on that note was fake and you will never get a dime out of my insurance!
 
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Gilbert Gottfried voices a smoke detector again but this time he's allowed to ad-lib
 
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May 13, 2020 16:15
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gently caress you say please
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May 13, 2020 16:41
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Gilbert Gottfried voices a smoke detector again but this time he's allowed to ad-lib
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May 13, 2020 17:57
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Don't drive drunk, I've got places to be
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May 13, 2020 18:00
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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She may be dressed like she's "asking for it," but she's out of your league, dork
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May 13, 2020 18:03
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Don't Drink!!
Seriously, you start off ok but then at some point you become a total rear end in a top hat. Just chill the gently caress out.
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May 13, 2020 19:24
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Just Say Hells loving No
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Don't copy that floppy, you loving poverty inbred dickhead
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May 13, 2020 21:38
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Don't text and drive. Nobody cares what you have to say.
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May 13, 2020 23:03
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FALSE SLACK
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May 13, 2020 23:44
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As if the people you know already weren't big enough assholes, lemme tell you about strangers.
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May 14, 2020 00:01
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*walks into the classroom smoking a cigarette* alright, look *takes a drag and tosses smoke onto ground, still lit* I know you're no dummies. I can tell by lookin' at ya. so i'll be real. cocaine is amazing up until a point. and that point is when you're out of money or your dick don't work, whichever comes first. you folks enjoy the rest of your tuesday night
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May 14, 2020 00:08
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
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May 14, 2020 00:58
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
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May 14, 2020 01:14
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
me: you, the tall blonde kid
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May 14, 2020 01:51
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
me: you, the tall blonde kid
   
       
  
 
   
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May 14, 2020 02:58
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
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hey ladies, wanna live? crush your titties between two plates like some kinda rube
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May 14, 2020 03:57
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
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hey ladies, wanna live? crush your titties between two plates like some kinda rube
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narrator: and to see what NOT to do we turn to timmy. this is timmy. timmy is a foolish boy, a stupid rear end in a top hat, a dumb smelly idiot who sucks, a
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May 14, 2020 10:59
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winners don’t use drugs, I don’t know what your excuse is
nut fucked around with this message at 14:14 on May 14, 2020
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