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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The uncontacted tribes in the jungles of the southern hemisphere are going to outlive all of modern civilization handily and won't even notice.

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

Milo and POTUS posted:

The human race deserves global warming. There, I said it.
Pretty much meant this, but I see how it could be read way wrong.

Humanity has the capacity to be not awful, but appears to not care.

Kazinsal posted:

The uncontacted tribes in the jungles of the southern hemisphere are going to outlive all of modern civilization handily and won't even notice.
I hope they evolve into something better.

stealie72 fucked around with this message at 02:11 on May 14, 2020

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

The human race deserves global warming. There, I said it.

I’m gonna tweak this and say coronavirus is our karma for global warming.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Yeah what the kiwi said

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
this is america https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ui_jQdSz0

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
When you realize America gently caress yeah wasn't satirical

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



current event: penciling a rewatch into my schedule

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Milo and POTUS posted:

When you realize America gently caress yeah wasn't satirical

No, we saw the satire and a large chunk of the country said "actually, that looks great, let's do that."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Is this journo just clueless with the phrasing of “web browser history”?

He makes it sound like Incognito Mode is the one weird trick Feds HATE.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I've assumed for years taht every keystroke you made on anything is getting hoovered up and stored out in some data mine out in the desert

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I know I should be mad about it but I'm just not interesting enough for anyone to bother looking through my poo poo, and if they did they would be bored.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

I am sure the recorded keystrokes from my terrible csgo matches and search queries for weird pornograhy will be an intelligence goldmine.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
SEN Burr’s DC home was just searched by federal agents and his cell phone was seized. I can’t for the life of me remember a sitting senator have something like that happen.


https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/05/the-feds-just-executed-a-search-warrant-on-sen-richard-burr-according-to-the-la-times/

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
The eventual leaks of these search histories without the context is going to be something. Also some with context. Also the embarrassment of being caught checking the spelling or definitions of simple words. Like “he’s into pegging, who cares, but look at the search for “lose vs loose” what a dipshit.”

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hey check out what 50bn of socialism looks like

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/budget-2020/416634/budget-2020-what-you-need-to-know

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Holy poo poo, FBI pursuing Burr on his Coronavirus-motivated stock sell-off.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1260751783682441216?s=19

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've assumed for years taht every keystroke you made on anything is getting hoovered up and stored out in some data mine out in the desert

It is, but there's a difference between FISA poo poo that can be used against you in a court of law, and the poo poo that the NSA is doing.

Though I suppose you're hosed either way, the only difference is the manner in which you're getting hosed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cugel the Clever posted:

Holy poo poo, FBI pursuing Burr on his Coronavirus-motivated stock sell-off.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1260751783682441216?s=19

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Platystemon posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

We ain’t got poo poo. The president or attorney general is going to wake up tomorrow, realize he’s a republican senator, and close the investigation.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Midjack posted:

We ain’t got poo poo. The president or attorney general is going to wake up tomorrow, realize he’s a republican senator, and close the investigation.

Worse.

"We know your tribe did it too, and we're better at hanging people from meathooks."

Pervis
Jan 12, 2001

YOSPOS

Midjack posted:

We ain’t got poo poo. The president or attorney general is going to wake up tomorrow, realize he’s a republican senator, and close the investigation.

They greenlit it because they want him gone. He wasn't sufficiently publicly loyal to Trump unlike Nunes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Midjack posted:

We ain’t got poo poo. The president or attorney general is going to wake up tomorrow, realize he’s a republican senator, and close the investigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDX7yVmQam8

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/SBANYPD/status/...agenumber%3D448

👀

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

Pervis posted:

They greenlit it because they want him gone. He wasn't sufficiently publicly loyal to Trump unlike Nunes.

This is exactly it. Burr wasn't a complete shill for Trump during the Senate intel committee hearings (Burr was the chairman), so he's being targeted for removal. This isn't happening to the others who did it, at least yet.

Even if the others get the same treatment, it doesn't matter - it's not The Mattering. If it was, Trump would be behind bars, and so would 90% of the cabinet.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


Dammmmn. Next NY mayor potential right there. Keep that kinda energy going

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/TheWTFNation/status/1260537559828107264?s=20

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/CatsHighlanders/status/1260568524818452481

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Coronavirus is gonna make Bezos a trillionaire.

Dude could solve half our problems with the stroke of a pen probably.

I think the thing that aggravates me the most about people, more than their unreasonable constant sucking off of Trump no matter what kind of horrible poo poo he does, is how people will see Bezos becoming even more unfathomably wealthy during a pandemic and STILL don’t see an issue with capitalism.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The american people's love of boot is unrivaled in all the world

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
...since when do non plats have report

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Milo and POTUS posted:

...since when do non plats have report

Pretty sure that was enabled overnight.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

The american people's love of boot is unrivaled in all the world

It's actually kind of impressive how we've been so thoroughly brainwashed to have the absolute dumbest concept of freedom and liberty. The freedom to die to make a rich man slightly richer, as American as apple pie :911:

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Dudes made an estimate 26 billion off corona i think I saw? Or maybe that was amazon as a whole?

Stravag fucked around with this message at 14:34 on May 14, 2020

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Fister Roboto posted:

It's actually kind of impressive how we've been so thoroughly brainwashed to have the absolute dumbest concept of freedom and liberty. The freedom to die to make a rich man slightly richer, as American as apple pie :911:

If you want an Anthropologist’s perspective on this check out Foucault

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Woofer posted:

Coronavirus is gonna make Bezos a trillionaire.

Dude could solve half our problems with the stroke of a pen probably.

I think the thing that aggravates me the most about people, more than their unreasonable constant sucking off of Trump no matter what kind of horrible poo poo he does, is how people will see Bezos becoming even more unfathomably wealthy during a pandemic and STILL don’t see an issue with capitalism.

I do not see the point of having more money than you could ever possibly spend if you actively tried. How many people's lives could you make better but you're worried about your loving high score?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I do not see the point of having more money than you could ever possibly spend if you actively tried. How many people's lives could you make better but you're worried about your loving high score?

congrats, youre not a sociopath and you will never be insanely rich.

to the vast majority of americans, this is a character flaw!

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I do not see the point of having more money than you could ever possibly spend if you actively tried. How many people's lives could you make better but you're worried about your loving high score?

man I'd get fuckign weird with it if I was bezos rich. I'd hand random people a suitcase full of 100k and walk away

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PookBear posted:

man I'd get fuckign weird with it if I was bezos rich. I'd hand random people a suitcase full of 100k and walk away

respond to getting mugged with "I've been looking for you!"

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Buy hotels, staff and maintain them but as homeless shelters kept above Motel 6 quality.

Got to be a few hotels up for sale here soon.

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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I'd do normal stuff. Have some weird sex with women who hate me, eat some burned steak and iceberg lettuce slathered in mayo dressing. Maybe start a fun new global warming denialist group. Give PBS .0001% of my income so they both sides my global warming denialist group.

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