It is important to understanding the character of Ray to note that Ray is unhurt, unlike everybody else in the car.
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:30 |
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Oh neat, fifty bucks!
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:31 |
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I get a lot of mileage, I mean a lot, more than I should, out of "...folded with an intensity and focus normally seen only in successes."
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:41 |
Party Boat posted:Oh neat, fifty bucks!
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# ? May 13, 2020 18:56 |
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Zereth posted:It is important to understanding the character of Ray to note that Ray is unhurt, unlike everybody else in the car. as opposed to the time he got a Cartilage Head invite through the frontal lobe and was subjected to Sirius XM Raw Dog Comedy on Demand
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# ? May 13, 2020 19:48 |
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Wanderer posted:I get a lot of mileage, I mean a lot, more than I should, out of "...folded with an intensity and focus normally seen only in successes." Same. Also “if [bad thing] was a piano [person] would be considered a bold and unpredictable new talent”
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:50 |
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E;f,b
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# ? May 14, 2020 04:14 |
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I've successfully used " Well, then that is pickles on parade, for both of us, mind you." Also, the Jamie the science friend was an excellent arc.
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# ? May 14, 2020 05:16 |
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I was not aware of the word "jewess" up until that point in time. Those bygone days.
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# ? May 14, 2020 13:33 |
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I get a lot of mileage out of "If you think about it even medium-hard". There are plenty of other Achewood-isms that I wish I could naturally incorporate into my speech, but I never remember them in the appropriate moment.
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# ? May 14, 2020 18:24 |
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I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you.
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# ? May 14, 2020 21:44 |
Just to hail one of the classics, “Our every move is the new tradition”
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# ? May 14, 2020 21:48 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Just to hail one of the classics, “Our every move is the new tradition” Why should the Fight get to say how the Fight is won or lost?
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# ? May 14, 2020 21:55 |
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Nobody said it could be done.
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# ? May 14, 2020 23:01 |
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Never used it but I've always been partial to "Ain't no amount of apple spray gonna give us back the Eden we once knew."
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# ? May 14, 2020 23:42 |
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Pattonesque posted:I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you. "one of the main perverts of the Internet"
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# ? May 14, 2020 23:50 |
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Stringent posted:Never used it but I've always been partial to "Ain't no amount of apple spray gonna give us back the Eden we once knew." Now if you'll excuse me, I have a spider bite so large I'm considering getting it tennis lessons.
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# ? May 15, 2020 04:46 |
Pastry of the Year posted:"one of the main perverts of the Internet" I PAY ATTENTION. You didn’t know I was paying attention because you weren’t PAYING ATTENTION. When I was a kid, a teacher told me to pay attention. I guess I took it to heart. Beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain’t my scene.
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# ? May 15, 2020 05:46 |
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Ray literally had a pedophile murdered and it was never mentioned again because that rules
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# ? May 15, 2020 05:50 |
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also I got my surplus Achewood apron today
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# ? May 15, 2020 05:53 |
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I don't think achewood lines are really usable in conversation without sounding contrived usually but i've explained to my friend once how something he proposed would be "way too baring of the emotions" for me
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# ? May 15, 2020 09:18 |
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I doubt Ray had a main pervert done.
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# ? May 15, 2020 10:22 |
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doesn't Nolan show up later? I always figured that was a threat
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# ? May 15, 2020 14:40 |
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Ray doesn't typically go pro ice in a raw situation.
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# ? May 15, 2020 16:04 |
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Just Offscreen posted:Ray doesn't typically go pro ice in a raw situation. they didn't murder Nice Pete because you know how mad Pat can get I don't think Ray wanted to move to Portland
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# ? May 15, 2020 16:21 |
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"This tastes just like dog penis medicine!" in tandem or separate from "What you all about, sucka?" are in my regular rotation. Largely because I eat a lot of dog penis medicine.
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# ? May 15, 2020 17:29 |
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This came to me in a dream. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112005
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# ? May 15, 2020 18:45 |
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please excuse my cat made to be royalty
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# ? May 15, 2020 21:34 |
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note to artists: I used the "Paint" program ("app" for people born after the apocalypse) to make this photo-realistic rendering of Ray Smuckles
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# ? May 15, 2020 21:36 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:note to artists: I used the "Paint" program ("app" for people born after the apocalypse) to make this photo-realistic rendering of Ray Smuckles I still say "application", even though I realize that marks me as a living fossil.
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# ? May 15, 2020 21:39 |
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prefect posted:I still say "application", even though I realize that marks me as a living fossil. who cares, you're cool, I like you. got any tokens? we can try and beat Altered Beast
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# ? May 15, 2020 21:43 |
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# ? May 15, 2020 22:28 |
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LordSaturn posted:doesn't Nolan show up later? I always figured that was a threat “Welcome to Hell, Nolan From The Internet. Here is your 1982 Subaru Brat.”
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# ? May 15, 2020 22:53 |
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"I go to a taco truck. I order three tacos. They cost three dollars. My Fiesta Name is Pendejo. I still have enough money left over for a large Dr. Pepper and Lesotho."
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# ? May 15, 2020 23:59 |
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"Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex." is another top 10 Achewood sentence.
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# ? May 16, 2020 02:59 |
I've never said it out loud and I never will, but I can't count the number of times that "[Name]... have my retarded baby..." has scrolled through my head
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# ? May 16, 2020 03:02 |
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Also I don't know how it has never registered until a few days ago but, the first Achewood, "Phillipe is standing on it", was published 20 days after 9/11, which is pretty insane. Like there can't be any piece of media created in that exact moment that is this good and also less fixated on the particular time when it happened.
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# ? May 16, 2020 03:07 |
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Zereth posted:It is important to understanding the character of Ray to note that Ray is unhurt, unlike everybody else in the car. Yeah. It’s a toss up between this and ray finding a fifty for the funniest part of the strip but it’s an all timer lol
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# ? May 16, 2020 03:49 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Also I don't know how it has never registered until a few days ago but, the first Achewood, "Phillipe is standing on it", was published 20 days after 9/11, which is pretty insane. Like there can't be any piece of media created in that exact moment that is this good and also less fixated on the particular time when it happened. I always say that Zoolander is the movie that made America laugh again.
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# ? May 16, 2020 06:27 |
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GigaPeon posted:I always say that Zoolander is the movie that made America laugh again. I support this opinion. Also I know I've read in an interview or some Achewood retrospective somewhere that the comic actually "soft-launched" when he sent links to a bunch of friends a few weeks earlier - maybe even on September 10th - and then he decided to hold off on attempting to further publicize it given the Circumstances. (Looking to source this on Onstad's blog, I found this post about the second season of The Apprentice from September 2004 - "Sometimes I feel like [Trump]'s just sitting on a big rotating leather La-Z-Boy at the exact center of America, jacking off. ")
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