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Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Buddy, I'm barely even people.
The whiskey and weed I've consumed today aren't helping that, but I'm not entirely convinced it's a bad thing.

E: lmao at this shameless page snipe. Just pretend I post content that is worthwhile, just this once.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




POST OFFICE OPEN
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bronze Fonz posted:

POST OFFICE OPEN
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

YES!!!

https://i.imgur.com/IUsxo7P.mp4

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 11, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Realizing I'm in the future when I just went and bought a ten pack of joints in a little carton that looks like a cigarette pack.

Oh.

Also, p stoned. From one rip none the less. God bless the loving future.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm very high and about to eat a nutritious dinner (chicken tendies)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TheAardvark posted:

I'm very high and about to eat a nutritious dinner (chicken tendies)

I made some mega good cookies yesterday and you're welcome to one, they're so rich you basically never want to eat a cookie again after just one.

peanut butter and chocolate chip and walnut, ultra soft baked situation.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


LifeSunDeath posted:

ultra soft baked situation.

:420:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Literally A Person posted:

Realizing I'm in the future when I just went and bought a ten pack of joints in a little carton that looks like a cigarette pack.

Oh.

Also, p stoned. From one rip none the less. God bless the loving future.

beats the hell out of the ditch weed I remember back in high school that's for sure

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Eldercain posted:

beats the hell out of the ditch weed I remember back in high school that's for sure

We used to hotbox my buddies conversion van smoking shwag blunts...it was pretty terrible.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I made pulled pork and then got super hosed up y'all should be jealous

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Eldercain posted:

I ordered Pizza Hut and then got super hosed up y'all should be jealous

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Eldercain posted:

I made pulled pork and then got super hosed up y'all should be jealous

gently caress yeah boi. Where are the goddamn pics?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Im doing it im postin in the thread! Modelos 4 life

Brain In A Jar
Apr 21, 2008

I was watching vids in another thread and they were talking about boxing so the line "the rope a dope defense close with its own PS" got itself caught in my mind I've been listening to this album since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3rt2Ytfig

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Oh snap, I got that thread title situation :D

Anyway, kinda low on weed, guess I'll smoke my backup:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I really hope that's a joke :(

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I really hope that's a joke :(

We call it "pop-rocks" it's only for the brave.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


It's like the opposite of ASMR

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Resting Lich Face posted:

gently caress yeah boi. Where are the goddamn pics?


Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Brain In A Jar posted:

I was watching vids in another thread and they were talking about boxing so the line "the rope a dope defense close with its own PS" got itself caught in my mind I've been listening to this album since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3rt2Ytfig

Hail Mary Mallon is the poo poo. I love Aes's solo stuff but I think he does great collaborations. Have you heard his raps with Homeboy Sandman?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQhdHOkBFDQ

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I forgot celery, but this tune is a nice substitute.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Man I really shouldn't be posting

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

you should always be posting here but I appreciate your adherence to the schtick

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

rear end-penny posted:

Hail Mary Mallon is the poo poo. I love Aes's solo stuff but I think he does great collaborations. Have you heard his raps with Homeboy Sandman?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-a9qsblpc

Lice is a lot of fun, Homeboy Sandmans groovy laid back hip hop is a cool antidote to Aesops mania.

Anyways I'm getting a good buzz on with my old lady while our kids watch the new Scoob movie

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Trying to work up the nerve to ask her to play civilization MP with me lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's a hefty commitment

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

we had sex instead and now I'm smoking some white widow contemplating the rest of my evening

friday night moryerfuckets

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Another Bill posted:

we had sex instead and now I'm smoking some white widow contemplating the rest of my evening

friday night moryerfuckets

Ooo yeah, that's hot, tell me more about this lady, white widow

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Another Bill posted:

we had sex instead and now I'm smoking some white widow contemplating the rest of my evening

friday night moryerfuckets

were you afraid she'd think you were a nerd if you wanted to play civ instead? (we've all been there.)

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene
Gonna get lit again wooo FRIDAY

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I am alsmost done with my beer. Trashed. Just trashed.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i drank a bunch took a nap and dremead i ckilled a dude with rope i chocke im to death and farted when he died

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my brain is pretty messed up apparently

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i drank a bunch took a nap and dremead i ckilled a dude with rope i chocke im to death and farted when he died

Should have farted shortly before he died.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I got a weed vape and I'm drunk and high and eating lovely pizza whatup :beerpal:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


A good term for this state is "wankered".

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i have a 48-pack box of ramen on the way

did i say this already? im not gonna check

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Just smoked a jay. My cat just wandered in and licked my face for a solid 5 minutes. I couldn't move and it felt like he was trying to remove my skin

Ahhh vape ng is much easier to dose

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i am going to keep bumping my ent thread until i get banned for doing so

got thirty beers in the basemnet

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