|
Yinlock posted:a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang my sex ed teacher was a rugby idiot and he said in class that he "knows raw doggin' feels better, but just put on a rubber for gods sake," and that was the first time i had heard the term raw doggin' and i think about that class a lot.
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 13:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 17:19 |
|
|
|
spend ur life thinking that the met gala is australian slang for starting a relationship
|
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 14:45
|
|
|
|
Running gag where everyone who sells something is called a monger Vapemonger Housemonger Taffymonger nut posted:spend ur life thinking that the met gala is australian slang for starting a relationship not quite related but when I was a teenager I used to think lip service meant oral sex ---------------- |
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 16:39
|
|
|
|
Christoph posted:Running gag where everyone who sells something is called a monger The carmonger down the lane offers favourable lease terms on 2019 Toyota Corollas and Rav4s. |
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 17:09
|
|
|
ghost emoji posted:Heck's Kitchen "It's fahlootin' raw! I wouldn't feed this schlop to my dog! Don't you dare try to serve this baloney out of my kitchen!" |
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 17:55
|
|
|
or Heck's Kitchen is hosted by a "midwest nice" chef named Tammy who grades each week's challenge of hot dish |
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 17:57
|
|
|
|
ghost emoji posted:Heck's Kitchen 
|
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 18:03
|
|
|
You have superheros like Thor so how about more unlikely superheros based on ancient myth. Like what is Sisyphus was a superhero? |
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 18:44
|
|
|
|
all superheroes are already sisyphus - the criminals always come back and there's always another crisis, and even if they manage to win or retire or die they'll be brought back with a crossover or a reboot or something
|
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 20:22
|
|
|
Does this mean Camus is the ultimate supervillain?
|
|
#
?
May 12, 2020 21:08
|
|
|
|
take the moon posted:obvs but u could do this with dare too
|
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 03:25
|
|
|
|
Prurient Squid posted:You have superheros like Thor so how about more unlikely superheros based on ancient myth. Like what is Sisyphus was a superhero? The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi |
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 04:31
|
|
|
|
Referring to nanobots as bananobots
---------------- |
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 05:02
|
|
|
|
abuse culture. posted:The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi Miracles performed include: - Petting two cats simultaneously and neither of them bitches about the existence of the other - Food bowls always have a proper and satisfying amount of kibble - Able to give medications with no fuss - Able to give belly rubs to even the most obstreperous of cats |
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 13:03
|
|
|
|
abuse culture. posted:The Adventures of Super Saint Francis of Assisi he'd be like aquaman (command of sea life) but with birds
|
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 14:14
|
|
|
Cassandra would be a pretty grim superheroine whose ability is soley to have premonitions of doom that no one believes. Would Captain Hindsight be her ally or foe? |
|
#
?
May 13, 2020 20:57
|
|
|
an SA poster who sends a thank you message to anyone who quotes them
baw |
|
#
?
May 15, 2020 13:54
|
|
|
|
"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically. |
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 01:21
|
|
|
|
google THIS posted:"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 02:08
|
|
baw posted:an SA poster who sends a thank you message to anyone who quotes them this is a terrible idea ---------------- |
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 02:18
|
|
owlhawk911 posted:if you don't like reggae then get out of my house me gwan post down babylon
|
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 10:33
|
|
|
|
indiana jones and the trip wher he try to figure out what a bumbaclot is
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 14:26
|
|
|
|
indiana jones and the daggering express
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 14:26
|
|
|
|
nut posted:indiana jones and the trip wher he try to figure out what a bumbaclot is Temple of doom only Short Round is a little Jamaican kid. |
|
#
?
May 16, 2020 15:07
|
|
|
The cops are after a group of terrorists that are planning a big job and the terrorists are dressed as clowns. But at the same time in the same city peacefull protesters are gathering also dressed as clowns. Meanwhile thousands of actual clowns are traveling to the city for a clown convention. Some kind of clown clusterfuck ensues. |
|
#
?
May 17, 2020 20:50
|
|
|
|
Prurient Squid posted:The cops are after a group of terrorists that are planning a big job and the terrorists are dressed as clowns. But at the same time in the same city peacefull protesters are gathering also dressed as clowns. Meanwhile thousands of actual clowns are traveling to the city for a clown convention. Some kind of clown clusterfuck ensues. The clown terrorists try to lose the cops in a traffic jam but there are only two other cars on the road. |
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 01:14
|
|
|
|
not to mention all those freakin clowns in Congress
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 01:24
|
|
|
|
google THIS posted:"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically. We need a Tom Swiftie thread, said Robot Made of Meat, . . . umm. Tom Swiftlessly?
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 01:52
|
|
|
Opening an umbrella in the bathroom stall. I just like to imagine the panic a person must feel when every other toilet stall pops open an umbrella while they sit there mudbutted and toilet bound unable to protect themselves from whatever comes next. |
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 10:30
|
|
|
|
If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads. "We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution." "Really? What's it about?" "It's about four pages." |
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 15:48
|
|
|
google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads. we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 16:35
|
|
|
|
google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads. Heather Papps posted:we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater. Congress shall make no law that abridges the freedom to whap anyone touching that thermostat |
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 19:51
|
|
|
a little revolution now and then builds character
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2020 20:19
|
|
|
|
ok I get where the wheel is but which part is the barrow
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 01:13
|
|
|
|
The Declaration of Independence sitting on a desk unsigned because it's the Fourth of July and the Founding Dads are having a bitchin' cookout. |
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 01:56
|
|
|
|
chalupa cabre??
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 02:25
|
|
|
google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads. "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." "Hi the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, I'm Dad" CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 05:32
|
|
|
|
google THIS posted:"I don't have any daisies," Tom said lackadaisically. this joke was in the nyt crossword today 
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 13:10
|
|
|
|
ghost emoji posted:"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 15:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 17:19 |
|
|
|
nut posted:ok I get where the wheel is but which part is the barrow I don't understand, is the funery mound somehow portable? Or is it some ritual burial site for broken wheels? |
|
#
?
May 19, 2020 16:24
|
|