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Lord Awkward posted:born in a cave Next time I see the original scrawled somewhere I will be incredibly tempted to add this underneath.
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Deptfordx posted:That is some impressively hosed up math. To be fair it's the kind of mistake a sixth grader would easily make, as advertised. Edit for content: https://twitter.com/BolshevikPotato/status/1261023824419545088 Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 16:19 on May 15, 2020 |
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Knormal posted:Yeah, but try telling that to the Ogg Vorbis people. ha-cha-cha-chaaaa!
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When I learned to make grilled cheese as a kid I immediately turned gay.
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Warmachine posted:I didn't notice this on first pass: why is he holding up beer bottles like binoculars? It's manly
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Warmachine posted:I didn't notice this on first pass: why is he holding up beer bottles like binoculars? Beer is manly Binoculars are for birdwatchers (unmanly)
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Warmachine posted:I didn't notice this on first pass: why is he holding up beer bottles like binoculars? Get a load of this dork who's never eyeballed a beer
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GeekTheMage posted:Get a load of this dork who's never eyeballed a beer The only thing I eyeball is whiskey, which is scientifically proven to be 300% more manly than beer.
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Warmachine posted:The only thing I eyeball is whiskey, which is scientifically proven to be 300% more manly than beer. 300% of 0 is still 0  I only drink the finest leaded gasoline. It may give me brain damage but that just means the manliness is working.
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GeekTheMage posted:Get a load of this dork who's never eyeballed a beer My mom used to open beer bottles with her eye socket, which is possibly the most horrifying party trick I’ve ever seen.
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Nastyman posted:300% of 0 is still 0 https://youtu.be/5cFSWxzXXOo?t=19
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https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1261348523154518028?s=20 rogan is the idiot
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1261348523154518028?s=20 When a maaaaaaaaaan loves a womuhhnnnnnn THAT'S GAY
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Role reversal is cool and good.
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Nastyman posted:300% of 0 is still 0  luxury handset posted:the reason you wear a mask while driving is because you're probably not sanitizing your steering wheel or other vehicle controls, and it's not great to keep touching your mask as you don/doff it I deal with this by sanitizing before I touch any surfaces inside the vehicle. I don't have much of a choice in the matter at the moment since my glasses slide right off my face if I try and wear a mask with them on, and if I try to drive without them, the world will be in for a bad time.
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Warmachine posted:I deal with this by sanitizing before I touch any surfaces inside the vehicle. I don't have much of a choice in the matter at the moment since my glasses slide right off my face if I try and wear a mask with them on, and if I try to drive without them, the world will be in for a bad time. Yeah, my glasses fog up when I wear a mask. Which is mostly fine when I'm walking, not a good time if I'm driving. Edit for content: https://twitter.com/matthewjdowd/status/1261358453177511936 
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Look, I don't agree with cars going north or cars going south. I'm not happy with cars going east either, really, and cars going west, well that's just not right. I'm safest where I am right here. It's fine.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, my glasses fog up when I wear a mask. Which is mostly fine when I'm walking, not a good time if I'm driving. Hmm, yes, what if we don't let enough people die? Makes you think...
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If we'd just let a few thousand more people die, we could have saved some money!!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, my glasses fog up when I wear a mask. Which is mostly fine when I'm walking, not a good time if I'm driving. Fold up a tissue, put it under the mask. This is supposed to keep that from happening. Also I glanced at the replies and: https://twitter.com/robertrolwing/status/1261359662412300293 
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If your mask fogs your glasses, wear it higher on your nose and push your glasses down a bit more. It's obnoxious but it works.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Fold up a tissue, put it under the mask. This is supposed to keep that from happening. Now that is the content I crave.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:If your mask fogs your glasses, wear it higher on your nose and push your glasses down a bit more. It's obnoxious but it works. Or get one of the half-mask ones for construction with the replaceable filter cartridges. You don’t need N95 filters on it but they’re great masks and don’t fog up. They have exhalation vents but they direct it all straight down.
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Thanks for the tons of unsolicited advice, folks!oldpainless posted:Or wear contacts I don't think I'm going to start fiddling with something that involves me touching my eyes a lot during a pandemic, thanks.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Did Gwen actually used to be good, or was that a mirage? Yea, when she's reporting on actual nazis and white supremacists, and not taking the side of that awful british woman who wanted cleaners because one of the chapo guys made a joke: https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1261402244366209024?s=20 Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 22:12 on May 15, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/jackiedp/status/1261326209012596738?s=21 Tory MP who supports gay marriage by voting against it comes out with the belief that Big Pharma gave the leader of a minor party a literal loving time machine.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, my glasses fog up when I wear a mask. Which is mostly fine when I'm walking, not a good time if I'm driving. I agree. Everyone involved in maintaining the current political system should be in prison.
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Ambitious Spider posted:Yea, when she's reporting on actual nazis and white supremacists, and not taking the side of that awful british woman who wanted cleaners because one of the chapo guys made a joke but you just said she was good when reporting on white supremacists???
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StillFullyTerrible posted:but you just said she was good when reporting on white supremacists??? i think usually she doesn't take their side
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https://twitter.com/ryler055/status/1261494808524120070 Please, please, could someone start shutting down the internet? It's so stupid. So stupid.
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