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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

no broccoli please posted:

Add Homer blob to inventory.

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# ? May 15, 2020 23:36

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Plant MONSTER. posted:

lmfao yesssssss

# ? May 15, 2020 23:41

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

perfect!

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# ? May 16, 2020 00:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

what should they do or where shall they go?? any ideas?

# ? May 16, 2020 20:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

we are still looking for homer, maybe stop by moes? also i think herman's military antiques to see if you can sell/identify the lifted items?

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# ? May 16, 2020 21:04

Shifty Nipples

> see if Flanders knows anything about what happened.

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# ? May 16, 2020 21:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

all swell ideas! we'll pursue them next updates!

hey guys

do you think what if

like if we used the BED that Marge has on one of the party members... Can you think of anything... any classes that could... potentially be unlocked??

the person who can solve this riddle will get their favorite simpson character put inside. it's like a celebrity guest appearance but better because the existing springfielders are better than celebrities

# ? May 16, 2020 23:51

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

all swell ideas! we'll pursue them next updates!

hey guys

do you think what if

like if we used the BED that Marge has on one of the party members... Can you think of anything... any classes that could... potentially be unlocked??

the person who can solve this riddle will get their favorite simpson character put inside. it's like a celebrity guest appearance but better because the existing springfielders are better than celebrities

use bed on maggie to unlock rip van winkle mode

# ? May 17, 2020 00:21

Shifty Nipples

Plant MONSTER. posted:

all swell ideas! we'll pursue them next updates!

hey guys

do you think what if

like if we used the BED that Marge has on one of the party members... Can you think of anything... any classes that could... potentially be unlocked??

the person who can solve this riddle will get their favorite simpson character put inside. it's like a celebrity guest appearance but better because the existing springfielders are better than celebrities

The first thing that comes to mind is Bart can't sleep because clowns will eat him but idk what relevance that has.

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? May 17, 2020 01:30

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really want to spam ideas shotgun style in hopes of hitting the mark just so i can add a really obnoxious character

# ? May 17, 2020 04:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

really the bed needs to be combined with another item before it can become a class-altering costume.

# ? May 17, 2020 04:59

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bedsheets become bart's cape for el barto

# ? May 17, 2020 08:26

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this riddle is hard. what's in our inventory again?

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# ? May 17, 2020 08:32

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owlhawk911 posted:

this riddle is hard. what's in our inventory again?

combine bed and slingshot for el barto

# ? May 17, 2020 08:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

owlhawk911 posted:

this riddle is hard. what's in our inventory again?

Yeah we don't have the other item, it's a kind of fruit. It's okay the adventure will continue no matter what. : )

marge's inventory:

bed
mysterious crystal
glob of goo times two
blob-homer

# ? May 17, 2020 15:55

biosterous

what happened to the cash

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# ? May 17, 2020 16:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

threw it out, we don't need that

# ? May 17, 2020 17:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

go ask ned if he can lend you supplies for you quest. he's a pushover he'll give you anything you need

# ? May 17, 2020 18:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

i sleep in a race car

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# ? May 17, 2020 19:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i actually slept in a racecar bed as a child but i never had any particular penchant for cars or racing go figure

tell ya what i did have a penchant for and that's MARGE

# ? May 17, 2020 19:59

no broccoli please: no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar

Oh definitely let Satan take the wheel.

# ? May 17, 2020 20:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

no broccoli please posted:

Oh definitely let Satan take the wheel.

warning: marge has CLAWS

ReeeOW! Hiss hiss!

# ? May 17, 2020 20:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

no broccoli please posted:

Oh definitely let Satan take the wheel.

hell yeah.

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# ? May 17, 2020 20:20

no broccoli please: no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar

Take his pruning shears.

# ? May 17, 2020 20:40

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

warning: marge has CLAWS

ReeeOW! Hiss hiss!

helpful, kind, and ned is still totally owned. i love marge

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# ? May 17, 2020 21:04

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owlhawk911 posted:

helpful, kind, and ned is still totally owned. i love marge

# ? May 17, 2020 21:36

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? May 19, 2020 17:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

rod sux todd 4 lyfe

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# ? May 19, 2020 17:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Heather Papps posted:

rod sux todd 4 lyfe

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# ? May 20, 2020 00:40

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

lol im actually proud of that animation

# ? May 20, 2020 14:17

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

its an incredible animation

# ? May 20, 2020 15:52

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# ? May 20, 2020 17:29

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

made more amazing by the fact it kinda looks like Flanders has sunglasses, i love it!

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# ? May 20, 2020 23:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

its an incredible animation

it is SO good i'm going to need to see if i can find some design docs or an interview where someone picks the devs brain because HOT HOLY loving drat this makes prince of persia look like some sorta garbage pile

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# ? May 21, 2020 03:31

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Marge Quest only had a limited released[1] It came bundled with a box of cereal that only appeared in store shelves if you were feeling really sick and dizzy, like from the flu[1]or from being really hungover[citation needed]. Your headache would intensify the closer you were to finding the box with enclosed game, upon purchase you get cold sweats and clammy hands and tinnitus gets really loud and you dissociate and then pass out.

When you wake up, you will taste copper in your mouth but you'll finally have your game! From this moment hence you will occasionally experience strange shudders that radiate through your spine as well as suffer permanent damage to your vagus nerve[2]

Todd the Angel Boy joined the party!

# ? May 21, 2020 04:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Todd joins the party! As an Angel Boy you can think of him as a mixed cleric/archer. His goody-two-shoeness allows him to wield CHURCHY element spells with ease!

Todd:

HP: 15/15 equipment 1: Toy Bow
MP: 20/20 equipment 2: none
Attack Bonus: 0 normal attack 1-4
Dex: 2
Def Bonus: 0
Speed Bonus: 2

Spells:
Cherub Arrow: a scriptured-infused bowshot that deals CHURCHY damage
Mend: Heal 3-5 to one party member

Abilities:
Flanders' Blessing: 7mp Party's defense gets raised 1-2 for 1-3 turns.

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Most of the party members, I think, will be springfield children. Marge is the ultimom

# ? May 21, 2020 15:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

did homer drive to moes? maybe check the car port?

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