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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
man they were really trying to push roman reigns

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

PeterCat posted:

Though the girl who pays Mattie Ross in the original is terrible.

and I bet her Billboard Top 30 single about masturbation wasn't as good as Hailee Steinfeld's either.

man she's had a weird career. nominated for an Oscar at 14 years old (and fuckin' robbed if you ask me, she should have been in the lead category) for her first role in a feature film ever, going from that to a bunch of absolute bombs, starting a singing career, swinging back into film through Pitch Perfect 2 and is now splitting time between being a pop star and an actress, both of which she's really pretty good at but neither of which she's really become an A-lister because she's not full-time in either.

seriously it could be legitimately argued that four best movies that she's been in are True Grit, Enter the Spiderverse, Edge of Seventeen and loving Bumblebee, which was showered with praise solely because everyone was just so sick of Michael Bay that a movie directed by someone else was like an oasis in the middle of the Sahara.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Remember when Shaggy and Scooby dressed up as the Kerberos from Jin Roh and fought them?



Those were good times.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Supposedly Hulk Hogan was going to be in the second WWE/Scooby movie but then we found out he was racist

I should really watch the second at some point. I picked it up from Dollar Tree last year and it's just been on a shelf

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Remember Surf’s Up? The movie about surfing penguins?

The sequel was a WWE crossover and it gave us the best scene ever.

https://youtu.be/E7e1KI-XXLk

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
The True Grit talk reminded me that the book is amazing and that the author, the great Charles Portis, died this feb. Read it.

Coen brothers version was quite in the spirit of the book, first version eh.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Len posted:

Supposedly Hulk Hogan was going to be in the second WWE/Scooby movie but then we found out he was racist

I should really watch the second at some point. I picked it up from Dollar Tree last year and it's just been on a shelf

It's so much more batshit insane than the first even without the gimmick that's basically pro wrestling Mario Kart.

Scooby and Shaggy being huge Undertaker fans is weirdly fitting.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Enos Cabell posted:

I'm always going to give Sam Raimi the benefit of the doubt, but no way am I subbing to Quibi to find out.

It’s worth it. It’s in 3 parts and the final part is full sam Raimi deadite poo poo.

Just cancel it immediate after watching it.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.


































ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

DarkSol posted:

Is this the sequel to The Kid with the Golden Arm that no one wanted or asked for? :v:

Nah, it's just the gender-swapped remake of The Man with the Golden Arm that all the heroin-addict drummers were asking for.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


These colours don't run (without arms trailing behind)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1261010071711965187

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





"La li lu le NO" threw my sides into orbit.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


You know it's bad when out of all the judges on that show only Ken Jeong agreed to do the promo spot.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Is that a swole Mystery Machine?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Good thing it wasn't turned into a monster truck because they would never drive it.

Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One

Lobok posted:

These colours don't run (without arms trailing behind)

If anyone can sleep with both the American and Chinese governments, it's Vince McMahon

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lmfao

owns

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lobok posted:

You know it's bad when out of all the judges on that show only Ken Jeong agreed to do the promo spot.

Apparently he's the actual voice of Dyno-Mutt in the movie.

I had to look up just to see who all was involved in this tragedy.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
RIP Fred Willard, he’s gone to the great porno theater in the sky

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1261730243683012609?s=20

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


... For a minute I thought they got Sarah Palin back.

Lobok posted:

You know it's bad when out of all the judges on that show only Ken Jeong agreed to do the promo spot.

Regular reminder that Ken Jeong is a honest to God medical doctor.

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 16, 2020

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

AceOfFlames posted:

Regular reminder that Ken Jeong is a honest to God medical doctor.

Will expect him to be hocking juice machines on infomercials with Troy McClure.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Remember when Shaggy and Scooby dressed up as the Kerberos from Jin Roh and fought them?



Those were good times.

You mean Helghast from Killzone

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

As if I wouldn't mark like a kid if Terry Bogard showed up at Wrestlemania.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Codependent Poster posted:

Apparently he's the actual voice of Dyno-Mutt in the movie.

I had to look up just to see who all was involved in this tragedy.

Who the gently caress is dyno mutt tho

Is he Scoobyverse Poochie

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Alan Smithee posted:

Who the gently caress is dyno mutt tho

Is he Scoobyverse Poochie

Dyno Mutt is the knock off Scooby Doo cyborg that hangs out with the Blue Falcon.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

It just made me wanna teach him about the internet

I don’t doubt there’s a je ne sais quois when it comes to an adult movie theater experience and I’ve never been to one in LA or anywhere for that matter but surely he could build himself one at home.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Alan Smithee posted:

It just made me wanna teach him about the internet

I think this counts as jack off instructions.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Is/was it common practice to j off in adult theatres? Like, is it considered gauche among the clientele? Isn't the whole point of dirty movies to get your rocks off? Or was the idea you'd save it up in your memory and take it home?

porfiria fucked around with this message at 03:10 on May 17, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Alan Smithee posted:

Is he Scoobyverse Poochie


Poochie is the Simpsonsverse Luke Brower


Luke Brower was the GrowingPainsverse Scrappy Doo
:goonsay:




muscles like this! posted:

Dyno Mutt is the knock off Scooby Doo cyborg that hangs out with the Blue Falcon.

Hanna Barbera's business model was pretty much to keep throwing poo poo at the wall until they found a format which proved to be popular with the kids and then :regd08: for the rest of time. They had a lot of shows about a group of teenagers with a [weird talking thing] who traveled around solving crimes. Most of the time it was some kind of talking dog but it could also be a talking car or a talking shark or a talking motorcycle or a friendly ghost etc etc etc

They also had a ton of shows about superheroes with animal sidekicks (Sinbad Jnr, Space Ghost, Blue Falcon, etc etc etc)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_works_produced_by_Hanna-Barbera_Productions#Television_series

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

They had at least two mystery solving rock bands.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Also they weren't afraid of making their Scooby Doo knock offs further knock offs, like Jabberjaw talking like Curly or Freaky Phantom basically being Snagglepuss.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Dynomutt is literally Astro from The Jetsons with poo poo thrown on him.

Those blue irises are creeping me out.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Scooby-Doo knockoffs were practically an entire genre.

Also, Scooby-Doo and Batman go way back.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

It just made me wanna teach him about the internet

I don’t doubt there’s a je ne sais quois when it comes to an adult movie theater experience and I’ve never been to one in LA or anywhere for that matter but surely he could build himself one at home.

lol, I'd never heard about this, but apparently this happened when Willard was like 78 and in there with his wife? Like holy poo poo did those cops have nothing better to do than hassle an old man getting a hand beezy from his wife in a designated place for that.

Oh and RIP, you hilarious man.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Some of you might have access to the Comet channel, a cheap sci-fi network which seemingly acquired all of its movie prints from a dumpster. Lemora: The Lady Dracula's print is dark enough to be confused with a cave.

But I'm 10 minutes into Master of the World, a 1961 Vincent Price/Charles Bronson film. If you like incredibly cheesy special effects, this is a treat.

The trailer doesn't show the talking volcano, which is obviously a painted background, but it's a good look into what this has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJruGxyHBE

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
we watched a print of Lemora that was basically as dim as a vhs of Manos

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