CapitanGarlic posted:

I've never considered a cock ring a penis necklace, but you know what it checks out

D-Pad posted:

I can't stop laughing. I can literally feel the pure joy he felt as he delivered the line  "We're watching your dad gently caress a morbidly obese German woman."

D-Pad posted:

I can't stop laughing. I can literally feel the pure joy he felt as he delivered the line  "We're watching your dad gently caress a morbidly obese German woman."

ChubbyChecker posted:

it's one of the greatest posts made on this site

Phlegmish posted:

The greatest series of posts is still Inco posting about his reps in an abortion thread, and I don't think anything's going to top that

Phlegmish posted:

The greatest series of posts is still Inco posting about his reps in an abortion thread, and I don't think anything's going to top that

Phlegmish posted:

The greatest series of posts is still Inco posting about his reps in an abortion thread, and I don't think anything's going to top that

Phlegmish posted:

Yes, I actually have his legendary first post in that thread specifically bookmarked

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

e: it would have been good even if it had been that one post but he just keeps going

Phlegmish posted:

Yes, I actually have his legendary first post in that thread specifically bookmarked

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

e: it would have been good even if it had been that one post but he just keeps going

Phlegmish posted:

Yes, I actually have his legendary first post in that thread specifically bookmarked

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

e: it would have been good even if it had been that one post but he just keeps going

The MSJ posted:

By the way, some panty liner ads are starting to use red fluid instead of blue. Maybe some day we will see the equivalent change for diaper ads.

Felonious_Monk posted:

Anish Kapoor sweats over a palette crowded with various shades of kelly green, ochre, and sunflower yellow, frantically stirring and diluting portions for his magnum opus. Finally he will have a legacy to befit his character.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

im calling the doctor if my baby fills his diaper with a huge metallic bean

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

help doctor my baby, he's a so sick, he has Albany New York.

Phlegmish posted:

The greatest series of posts is still Inco posting about his reps in an abortion thread, and I don't think anything's going to top that

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20
looks pretty fun

anime was right posted:

bumper SARS

Inceltown posted:

Midnight Voyager posted:

Hey guys, wanna see a creep?

Cleretic posted:

I learned that Father Investment wasn't real when I was like, seven. And frankly I think that's still far too old to be believing in the man that sneaks into your house on End Of Financial Year Eve to give you sound financial advice.

Platystemon posted:

This tree is in the genus Cinnamomum. Parts of the mature trunk can be pried off for a delicious and familiar spice. The fruits, however, are insipid. They don’t have the kick of something like an orange.

In other words, it’s all bark and no “bite”.

Cheeseman posted:

The one thing people keep forgetting about fighting Jesus, is that that the human body is up to 70% water.

DyneAvenger posted:

poo poo, he'd walk all over you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Edit:

BUTTERWORBS posted:

as an adult I don't think I'll be listening to songs called "Hipsturd Death"

SPACE TARDBOY posted:

As I was eating at my schools dining hall today I realized something. My favorite thing is a spork. Not my girlfriend, not my rats, not my friends. A spork. They are the greatest utensil out there. They can scoop like a spoon, and grab like a fork. There's really no need for another utensil, except for a knife if your too much of a pussy to use your teeth. So, I made a microsoft paint version of my favorite thing, a spork. And I would love to see your microsoft paint versions of your favorite things, whether that be a big breasted woman, a well endowed man, or your cat. Please just show me the goodies.


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isndl posted:

The FF7 PC release back in the day had the controls mapped entirely to the numpad, it was actually kinda neat. Whole game was played one-handed.

Zedd posted:

We get it, you liked Tifa.

Sapozhnik posted:

It takes a special level of dedication to crank it left-handed you know.

Sapozhnik posted:

It takes a special level of dedication to crank it left-handed you know.

EorayMel posted:

Kenning posted:

I regret that we no longer get to enjoy the cool, late-aughts stylings of poster "SPACE TARDBOY."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

"They call me SPACE TARDBOY"

*Everyone who knows him* "Yea, basically. No one calls him anything different."

"They also call me the gangster of love!"

"No one calls you. Shut up."

Squizzle posted:

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I feel like there's something else that needs to be the main topic there. Like, I get that it's weird that the girl is green, and that that might be her defining trait and it warrants looking into, but I feel there are other pressing matters at hand that deserve greater prominence

Quiet Feet posted:

WHO has yet to answer for their biggest failure yet when 20 years ago in 2000 they let the dogs out.

Phlegmish posted:

OK, but they didn't ask if the respondent had personally died from covid, although I guess most men have more male than female friends.

EasilyConfused posted:

I'd like to see the results of that survey question.

Piss Meridian posted:

More specifically, they call him a rapist

Lutha Mahtin posted:

MY FIANCEE and i had a pre-marriage counseling session and our counselor was explaining the idea of psychological stereotypes. she used the example of "i know what a truck is because i've seen all different kinds of trucks and then i start to form ideas about what a 'truck' is". she goes on like this for a bit and i eventually can't hold back my laughter because the only thing i can think of is my toddler nephew. the only thing i could see in my mind's eye was him looking out his window at all the trucks that go by his house, and he's looking real intently and the little gears are turning in his head and very slowly he begins to form the idea of Truck