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May 5, 2004

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Sand Monster posted:

You're giving Howard way too much credit for how much of an influence he has. He couldn't turn the tide in 2004 when he had millions upon millions of loyal listeners, and he certainly isn't going to have any impact now when he likely has a few hundred thousand listeners.

Nobody has enough influence. In 2004 you also had Eminem going after Bush and pleading with the general population to vote for Kerry. It didn't do poo poo. Bush did BETTER in 2004 than he did in 2000 (he won the popular vote the 2nd time around).

Hell last year you had Taylor goddamn Swift, who is notoriously non-political, come out and tell the people of Tennessee or wherever she's from to vote for the democrat in the governor/senator race or whatever and that did jack poo poo too.



“The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most,” Stern said. “The people who are voting for Trump for the most part... he wouldn’t even let them in a f---ing hotel. He’d be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there’s any people who look like you.”

That's honestly an extremely smart and excellent point I never even thought of.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

“The oddity in all of this is the people Trump despises most, love him the most,” Stern said. “The people who are voting for Trump for the most part... he wouldn’t even let them in a f---ing hotel. He’d be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there’s any people who look like you.”

That's honestly an extremely smart and excellent point I never even thought of.

Well, yeah, but the same thing is true about the listeners vs. people Howard hangs out with (Wack Pack not included).

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:



Hell last year you had Taylor goddamn Swift, who is notoriously non-political, come out and tell the people of Tennessee or wherever she's from to vote for the democrat in the governor/senator race or whatever and that did jack poo poo too.



You're talking about people who see Hollywood types as liberal assholes so they are not going to listen to her

There's no way in Hell they would ever listen to her anyway. I grew up in that area the the GOP has been loving the south since the 80s. Just look at how many years McConnell has been re-elected. Kentucky has gotten more federal money for years than other states and look at it. I mean, I grew up there and there are STILL counties there were people live at or below the poverty level for generations. The people are stubborn and stuck in their ways. It doesn't help when Hillary visits and says, "I'm shutting down coal" which means no jobs so of course they vote Trump.

I have friends down there and when voting at the polls its not unusual to hear someone shout, "which ones won't let mexicans in" even if you are just voting for the mayor. Just google Matt Bevin and see the type of people they elect.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Grant DaNasty posted:

I found that someone uploaded the entire Artie Lange Addiction Saga to YouTube, and I was listening to that again until it got taken down this week. I should have downloaded it when I had the chance. With some Googling I was able to find Chapters 1, 2, 5, and 6. But I still need Chapters 3 and 4.

It's like 24 hours long and it sucks me in every time. I've probably listened to it all the way through 3 times over the years.

https://transmodiar.com/artie/

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

It says "permission denied" for chapters 2, 3, 4, 6. :(

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 14, 2020

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Add this to your torrent client:

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or download https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jOjgl3aCwojhfDRrJEULJ9DFO65Oh_lI/view?usp=sharing

quote:

Description:
The most epic loving radio broadcast known to Stern Fans! For any followers of Artie Lange, this is clearly the most in depth and complete production of Artie’s addiction saga. This 24 HOUR SPECIAL covers every single clip and segment involving Artie’s bouts with addiction starting from his first sick day back in 2005 all the way up until his second suicide attempt recently in late 2009. With full production and narration by yours truly and a fitting sound track of songs that combine together to create the most emotional and detailed look into the Stern career of Artie Lange. This is something that NOBODY should miss and is the biggest production that WDM has ever released! Check it the gently caress out! It’s split into chapters for your listening pleasure!

—— CHAPTER 1 ——–
Artie Calls In Sick. 01/31/05
Artie Lange Returns. 02/01/05
Is Artie Drug Free? 02/11/05
Artie’s Illness Continues. 03/18/05
Artie Calls In Sick. 05/26/05
Artie Out Sick Again. 05/27/05
Artie Out Sick Once Again. 05/31/05
Artie Returns To Work. 06/01/05
Artie Out Sick…Again. 06/07/05
Artie Still Out Sick. 06/09/05
Artie Update. 06/10/05
Artie Returns. 06/13/05
Artie Out, Rev. Bob Levy Sits In. 07/28/05
Artie’s Meltdown Discussed. 07/28/05
Uh Oh! No Artie Today, Meltdown Replayed. 07/29/05
Artie Returns. 08/01/05
—— CHAPTER 2 ——–
Artie’s Heroin Addiction Revealed. 09/21/06
Artie Out Sick Again. 01/25/07
Artie Returns. 01/29/07
Artie Out Sick Again. 01/30/07
Artie Out Sick Once Again! 01/31/07
Artie Returns, Says It’s Not Drugs. 02/01/07
Uh Oh! Artie Out ”Sick” Again. 03/05/07
Artie Returns To Work. 03/06/07
Howard Back Live, Artie Returns. 06/04/07
Artie Sleeping On The Toilet. 09/13/07
Artie Out, Howard Speaks To Benjy! 09/25/07
Artie Back And Feeling Fat. 09/26/07
Artie’s Day Of Subutex And Stress. 10/10/07
Artie Sleeps, Everyone Laughs. 10/24/07
High Pitch Mike Vs. Artie. 10/25/07
Sal Fights With Artie. 10/31/07
Artie Throws poo poo At Sal. 11/01/07
Artie Sick And Also Watching Dancing With The Stars. 11/06/07
Artie Back And Feeling Better. 11/07/07. 6:00am
Artie’s Peace Offering To Sal And Richard. 11/07/07
Artie Shows Up Late. 11/29/07
Artie Out Sick Again. 12/03/07
Worrying About Artie. 12/03/07
Artie Back But Still Miserable. 12/04/07
Artie Sleeps During Hot Chick Contest, Something’s Really Wrong. 12/12/07
—— CHAPTER 3 ——–
Artie Shows Up 55 Minutes Late. 01/09/08
Howard Worried About Artie’s Trip To Amsterdam. 01/28/08
Artie Having Too Much Fun And Popping Subutex Pills. 01/29/08
Artie Snaps Again, Threatens High Pitch Mike. 02/07/08
Artie Calls In Sick. 02/12/08
Artie Out Sick Again! 02/13/08
Artie Back With A Lingering Chest Cold. 02/14/08
Artie Running A Little Late. 03/18/08
Artie Popping Subutex, May Have OCD. 03/20/08
George Takei In, Artie Lange Out. 03/31/08
Artie Falls Off Bed, Falls Right Back To Sleep. 04/09/08
Artie Attacks Teddy, Resigns From Show, Walks Out. 04/10/08
Artie Lange Returns, Apologizes To Everyone. 04/21/08
Artie Out After Splitting His Head Open, Details Sketchy. 05/07/08
Artie Shows Up With Massive Gash Next To His Eye. 05/07/08
Artie To Sleep During Carly Simon Performance. 06/19/08
Artie Out Sick. 06/25/08
Artie Back And Depressed Over Dana Dating. 06/26/08
Artie’s Meltdown In Afghanistan. 07/14/08
Artie Sleeps During Robin’s News. 07/24/08
—— CHAPTER 4 ——–
Artie Falls Off The Heroin Wagon. 08/11/08
The New, Drug Free, Artie. 08/18/08
Artie Looking And Feeling Better. 08/19/08
Artie Is Completely Off Of Subutex. 09/08/08
Norm MacDonald Blaming The Stern Show For Artie’s Problems? 09/15/08
Artie Still Enjoying His Sobriety. 09/22/08
Artie’s Sobriety On The Verge Of Collapse 09/25/08
Artie About To Fall Off The Wagon? 10/16/08
Artie’s First Suicide Attempt Story. 11/18/08
Uh Oh! Artie Calls In ”Sick” Again. 12/02/08
Artie Will Be Late, Claims He’s Going To The Doctor. 12/03/08
Artie Makes Contact With The Show. 12/03/08
Artie May Have A Bleeding Ulcer. 12/04/08
Artie The Compulsive Liar Hasn’t Been Going To Therapy. 12/08/08
Lying Artie Audio Clips And Discussions. 12/09/08
Another Strange Artie Morning. 12/10/08
The Latest Artie Saga. 01/05/09
The Real Artie Calls In. 01/05/09
Another Artie Sighting. 01/06/09
Artie Is Back After ”Rehab.” 01/07/09
—— CHAPTER 5 ——–
Artie Sleeps In The Green Room. 01/21/09
What Happened To Artie Yesterday? 01/22/09
Artie Fights With Gary. 02/05/09
Artie Out ”Sick” Today. 02/11/09
Artie Returns, Worn Out… Wah! 02/12/09
Artie Ready For Therapy? 03/25/09
Artie Running 10 Minutes Late. 03/31/09
Artie Finally Straightening His Life Out? 04/02/09
Is Artie Well Rested Or Just High? 04/09/09
Artie Clean, Sober And Working Out. 04/20/09
Uh Oh! Artie Out ”Sick” Again. 04/30/09
Artie’s Sick Day Discussed. 05/04/09
Artie Taking Big Steps In Rehab… And Whacking Off To Robin. 05/12/09
Artie’s Treatment. 05/18/09
Dr. Drew Refuses To Treat Artie Lange. 05/21/09
Artie’s DUI Story. 07/13/09
Uh Oh… Artie Calls Out Sick. 10/13/09
Artie Out Sick Again. 10/14/09
Artie Out Sick Once Again. 10/15/09
Artie Still Out ”Sick.” 10/19/09
Artie Returns After ”Mini Nervous Breakdown.” 10/20/09
Where’s Artie? 12/07/09
Artie Returns Thanks To Klonopin. 12/08/09
—— CHAPTER 6 ——–
Artie Out Again, Howard Doesn’t Want To Talk About It. 12/10/09
Artie Asked To Take Time Off By SIRIUS Management. 12/14/09
Artie Discussions. 12/15/09
Howard Not Talking About Artie’s Situation. 01/04/10
Artie’s Suicide Attempt Story Discussed. 01/07/10
Artie Discussions. 01/11/10
Howard Knows Who The Artie Leak Was. 01/11/10
Howard Finally Talks To Artie. 01/19/10
Howard Lashes Out At Dina Over An Artie Update. 02/23/10
Artie Discussions. 02/24/10
A Quick Artie Update. 03/04/10
Final Artie Mention. 04/07/10
Conclusion

sedative fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Jun 1, 2020

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

drat lol it's pretty sad to see the titles listed out. I'm amazed he lived through all of that.

It was pretty powerful stuff. when Artie admitted his heroin thing I think I quit drugs for a whole month when i heard it

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
A whole month?! Well that’s still probably longer than Artie ever did.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

sedative posted:

Add this to your torrent client:

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Thank you so much!!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I was reminded by a friend that back in '08 or '09 Howard talked about how much of a monster Ellen is her staff. This was around the time she was in the news for taking a dog back from her hair dresser when she found out she gave it to a little girl.

Interesting to see him walk back his opinion on her now.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

I was reminded by a friend that back in '08 or '09 Howard talked about how much of a monster Ellen is her staff. This was around the time she was in the news for taking a dog back from her hair dresser when she found out she gave it to a little girl.

Interesting to see him walk back his opinion on her now.

She's not just a terrible person personality-wise -- she also does a ton of propaganda work for the defense department.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Every time I see Ellen now I think of Howard’s line where he said her face looks like she just smelled bad pussy.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

There are a ton of reports about how Ellen just all around sucks.

It's weird, given how much she pushes that whole 'be kind' attitude publicly.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

I was reminded by a friend that back in '08 or '09 Howard talked about how much of a monster Ellen is her staff. This was around the time she was in the news for taking a dog back from her hair dresser when she found out she gave it to a little girl.

Interesting to see him walk back his opinion on her now.

He was out of his mind back then!

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1261038025146073089


https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1261040671726673925

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Dare I risk it and say I agree with everything Jr. says there? Preach, brother. (Edit: 2nd tweet that is, I'm out on the politics and just here to make fun of THSS.)

I also saw this: https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1261065496796987393

Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 14:42 on May 15, 2020

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Salt of the earth blue collar worker is a myth and not descriptive at all of the trump base

To the extent it describes some of them it is misleading to the extreme

Those are not the characteristics which animate and define that group

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I kinda love that Trump Jr calling out "blue collar workers" totally re-enforced what Howard was saying. You think they welcome guests that make $35,000 a year?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Oh boy, so we should have a good hour rant to start Monday I assume

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Well this is how we find out if Howard is still Howard. I mean, he may honestly just say, "well that's your opinion man" and be done with it and enjoy his life.

But I really want to see him come out swinging on this and start to drop whatever insider knowledge he has.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

My favorite post-Artie bit was when Gilbert came in after he was gone, and did the routine he used to do about how absurd it was to be getting advice on DVD distribution and poo poo from Artie, but was like <artie voice>"What you godda do, is, you godda stab youself repeatedly"</artie voice>

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I don't think I have ever heard that appearance. Is it posted anywhere?

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Who the gently caress wants a Cameo from her?



BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
The Artie drug saga is so wild because anyone who's ever used or had a problem could spot it right away and the signs were really loving blatant.

His anger outbursts, calling in sick and nodding out on air are textbook "is on heroin" signs and it's crazy how long it took Robin and Howard to realize what was going on. Some if it's really awkward to listen to.

Loving this free stream and will be sad to see it go. I'm binging through all the historical specials at work and they're really keeping my spirits up. So much classic poo poo that I grew up on and hadn't heard in years - or even thought about. Only thing is sometimes I skip poo poo that doesn't hold up like the gay and trans jokes but god drat, the Gary Love Tape and the Sal and Richard Christie retrospectives were loving great. I didn't know Stained did a serious live cover of "Bad As Can; The Beetlejuice Theme"

I even rewatched Private Parts a few weeks ago and it holds up well.

Listening to all this old stuff has given me a new respect for Howard tbh. He catches a lot of poo poo and has a bad rep but it's hard to argue with how much he's manage to accomplish. Plus, for as much crap as he gets for taking so many vacations and not working as much anymore, everyone who's worked with him says his work ethic is through the loving roof and I think at his age, he's earned it the right to coast if he wants to.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Burden posted:

Who the gently caress wants a Cameo from her?




LOL oh my god

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

sedative posted:

Add this to your torrent client:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1583577c17726c8bf04490950bd825decb5e23e4&dn=The%20Complete%20Artie%20Lange%20Addiction%20Saga&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce

Man, this torrent really flies! Thanks for this.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007


Thank you, thank you, I had lost my Gilbert tapes.

There is a pack on Usenet that goes all the way back to his very first appearance, but every time I try and grab it, the files come through truncated.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/gkd1tf/the_howard_stern_show_has_been_so_good_lately/


*Jackie laugh*

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Burden posted:

Who the gently caress wants a Cameo from her?




I'd say it'd be funny to have her record a sexy message to the Jackhammer, but Brent's ego can't handle it.

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

Lifespan posted:

I don't think I have ever heard that appearance. Is it posted anywhere?

Dunno about actual posting but poked around on marksfriggin and found it at "Gilbert Gottfried Visits. 11/17/10. 8:30am", if you have a source.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Here's what a super steamy $60 Cameo looks like:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Ohh-fah, butta face. I mean, she's still too good for Brent, but ugh.

I think Howard is on vacation next week. Looks like I'll be busting out some Gilbert tapes!

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

thumper57 posted:

Dunno about actual posting but poked around on marksfriggin and found it at "Gilbert Gottfried Visits. 11/17/10. 8:30am", if you have a source.

I'm not sure if this was his last appearance on THSS, but it's the last clip in the Transmodiar pack.

Here, I isolated it for you:
https://voca.ro/7Iq678CR43m

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

Here's what a super steamy $60 Cameo looks like:



They are not kidding when they say Instagram is just camera angle tricks.

https://www.instagram.com/katelynhatley/

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

brent should be happy to have anyone, he is one of the ugliest people to ever be in media and is a stupid boorish unfunny rear end in a top hat

she isn't hot enough to pull off what she is trying to be though that's for sure

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Percelus posted:

brent should be happy to have anyone, he is one of the ugliest people to ever be in media and is a stupid boorish unfunny rear end in a top hat

He's going to heavy metal concerts and orgies. What are you doing with your life?

Also, you're wrong! He's told us that he's a 7.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

im genuinely impressed brent had the career he did considering what he brought to the table

he must have done something right at one point

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Sand Monster posted:

Here's what a super steamy $60 Cameo looks like:



Good lord... just watch these.

https://www.cameo.com/katelynhatley

This is like a solid week worth of show material right here making fun of these.

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