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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Platystemon posted:

I mean what do you want to call it? The Glass Age?

The three‐age system is questionably useful romanticism anyway. I’m taking pœtic licence.

“The U.S. is a third‐world country.”

“Well actually I think you will find it is a first‐world country. By definition, it must be aligned with itself.”

No, see that period was the Silver Age, when Jesus kept making up all these janky superpowers like eye lasers, super weaving, and turning water into wine.

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Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Inceltown posted:



It's a couch potato

looks more like coconut tbh

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Platystemon posted:

I mean what do you want to call it? The Glass Age?

The three‐age system is questionably useful romanticism anyway. I’m taking pœtic licence.

You'd call it the Roman Era, like it was called. The Iron Age is an important signifier of the advancement of a group of people, which in Europe at least was largely ended by the Romans turning up and showing everyone how it was done.

Calling the Romans in 30AD or whenever an Iron Age civilisation is not poetic licence, its just wrong. They were going out and ending Iron Ages.

Anyway, I thought this was funny.


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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Inceltown posted:



It's a couch potato

BOOOOO

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Lmao

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What do you think second world country means

Not as good as first-world.

and under control of The Russians. :thejoke:

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Hyperlynx posted:

Not as good as first-world.

and under control of The Russians. :thejoke:

so, the USA for example

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Aramoro posted:

You'd call it the Roman Era, like it was called.

My favourite Roman Era figure is Johannes Gutenberg.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Context: I'm a print designer.



gently caress you too, printer.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

MizPiz posted:

I could easily kick Jesus's rear end

A pacifist with long hair? Yeah, I know who I'm betting against

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

MizPiz posted:

I could easily kick Jesus's rear end

I was totally beaten up by Jesus and all my illnesses were cured by his touch. Never felt better!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I was trying to shoot up heroin but it was actually Jesus's arm lol what a card!

Gonna stab him for it though.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

xtal posted:

A pacifist with long hair? Yeah, I know who I'm betting against

I heard he's been doing crossfit





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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

gently caress yeah, burn it all down and turn all the clocks back several centuries. Personally I'm hoping that those giant Elizabethan ruffs come back into fashion.



Weren’t those used to hide syphilitic sores? Yeah, if the anti-vax/anti-medicine crowd gets their way, they might actually become necessary again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The last time a new family of antibiotics was developed for gram-negative bacteria, JFK was still alive.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Hmmm

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Fred Willard rocked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GaJPgI3jh4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I'm glad PsychoBitch could give us this excellent content

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNyYkApQ67Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP2d58zsB7c

soundtrack

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/jelly_pack/status/1262029661489553414?s=20

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Those comments
https://twitter.com/YasenevoTroll/status/1261998319515185153?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjd8E1rD3m4

Platystemon posted:

The last time a new family of antibiotics was developed for gram-negative bacteria, JFK was still alive.

Antibiotics aren't profitable. Capitalism is the problem.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GAINZ

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

MizPiz posted:

I could easily kick Jesus's rear end



I have no idea how to even begin to translate this one.

Anyway, Christ is gonna make you humble.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Antigravitas posted:



I have no idea how to even begin to translate this one.

Anyway, Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Nenonen posted:

I heard he's been doing crossfit






Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjd8E1rD3m4

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


Back in the mid 90s i worked with a dude who had an entire collection of "pop culture thing, but now it's about Jesus" shirts, at first i didn't even notice they weren't the things they referenced.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Antigravitas posted:



I have no idea how to even begin to translate this one.

Anyway, Christ is gonna make you humble.

It says "CHRIST IT'S DARTH MAUL".

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Now i'm remembering other stupid 90s shirts

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




I was all set to tee up for someone with "No whey!" and you just leap-frogged right over that.

:golfclap: Nicely done, friend.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
No discussion of buff Jesus would be complete without this guy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sandybatchelor/status/1262038309456547840

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


a kitten posted:

Now i'm remembering other stupid 90s shirts
Coed Naked [anything at all]. I attended a summer psychology program at Yale in '93, and while they printed up official souvenir tees for us (saying "We came for the food" with a picture of Calvin being grossed out by his goopy meal--Calvin also being very big at the time), we students also went in on an unofficial "Coed Naked Psychology"-inspired shirt, complete with a suggestive Rorschach and the phrase "Psychoanalysts go deeper." I was 14. :X

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

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