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Pastry of the Year posted:
Ray is an American Curl
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I'm re-reading achewood and the blogs for the first time in forever, it's great, and there are a ton of blog posts I missed the first time around. This is a wonderful asset for enjoying the whole thing: https://11viaverde.github.io/timeline/ accidentally tapped on the patsy cline/loretta lynch comic and omg the cutest gif appeared: 
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May 16, 2020 12:14
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Potato Jones posted:This came to me in a dream. This is my story, and also an excuse to omit two accents on two distinct "e"s in one sentence DACK FAYDEN fucked around with this message at 15:43 on May 16, 2020 |
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May 16, 2020 15:38
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Yeah. It’s a toss up between this and ray finding a fifty for the funniest part of the strip but it’s an all timer lol EDIT: oh did you mean the strip as a whole? I feel like there are some other strong contenders if so but these moments are definitely up there.
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May 16, 2020 15:55
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Peanut Butler posted:I'm re-reading achewood and the blogs for the first time in forever, it's great, and there are a ton of blog posts I missed the first time around. This is a wonderful asset for enjoying the whole thing: https://11viaverde.github.io/timeline/ STRUM ticka STRUM ticka STRUM
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May 16, 2020 19:11
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look at that first panel in the bead store strip though. you remember when The Underground was a central concept in Achewood?
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May 17, 2020 05:24
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Taken from another BSS thread:Nessus posted:Applesauce! Batman doesn't shoot spikes from his arms!
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May 17, 2020 09:18
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Is Nice Pete's middle name known? I know he's Peter H. Cropes but I do not recall the H.
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May 17, 2020 17:06
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It's just H.
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May 17, 2020 17:39
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Hesus
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May 17, 2020 17:40
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DO NOT SAY MY MIDDLE INITIAL LOOKS MEXICAN OR I'LL FEED YOUR SALTED DICK TO A DOG!
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May 17, 2020 18:09
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It's Jesus Haploid Christ. Probably the same for Peter Cropes.
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May 17, 2020 19:04
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Halloween Jack posted:DO NOT SAY MY MIDDLE INITIAL LOOKS MEXICAN OR I'LL FEED YOUR SALTED DICK TO A DOG!
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May 17, 2020 22:00
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Nice Pete will murder you all the same. or let you touch his hog
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May 17, 2020 22:45
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You dis my dog you fluff my hog
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May 17, 2020 23:23
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Nessus posted:While Nice Pete has strange ideas he does not seem to have any particular racial animus, unlike Pat, who has clear, strong prejudices, and Ray, who is careless enough to marry Grace Jones. Nice Pete may legitimately be unaware of the existence of ethnic groups, given his use of George Lopez as a comparison point in his fried chicken recipe. Though he surely must have heard of them given his time in prison... nice pete is aware of only one race, which is Alive With Eggs and Testicles
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May 17, 2020 23:46
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EBB posted:You dis my dog you fluff my hog i said that if you speak against Weldon then you are about to enter a world that consists entirely of tasting my hog
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May 18, 2020 02:22
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JethroMcB posted:Also I know I've read in an interview or some Achewood retrospective somewhere that the comic actually "soft-launched" when he sent links to a bunch of friends a few weeks earlier - maybe even on September 10th - and then he decided to hold off on attempting to further publicize it given the Circumstances. I could swear I remember that as well. It's at least mentioned at the end of this blog post: http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-achewood-shop-re-opens_1.html , but I haven't been able to find the interview where he actually tells the whole story.
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May 18, 2020 04:35
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Anyone else ever wonder about Pat's sister?
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May 22, 2020 05:23
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I hope she's living her best life
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May 22, 2020 12:04
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Roast Beef lay back on the red satin bed, depression playing across his handsome features. Molly, nice, not my type, walked into the room wearing erotic lingerie with a subtle computer programming theme. She had to get back to I don't know, some crappy-assed waitress job in a few hours, but for now, the my pool house was the limits of their world.
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May 23, 2020 02:53
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“The my pool house” is so beautiful. It is so good.
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May 23, 2020 05:49
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Sandy (female) opened the door. She held a delicate crystal Bellini coupe ($29). A man cut trees across the street. He would do, for now. She grabbed her tits.
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May 23, 2020 06:01
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thrilla in vanilla posted:“The my pool house” is so beautiful. It is so good. "I don't know, some crappy-assed waitress job" is my favorite detail Ray doesn't know what Molly does for a living, doesn't respect it, still includes it in the very expensive custom book he had printed. Oh, neat! Fifty bucks!
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May 23, 2020 06:17
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Toebone posted:I hope she's living her best life Do you think she is still with her husband that Ray boned
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May 23, 2020 06:20
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Six times? 
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May 23, 2020 13:10
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Toebone posted:I hope she's living her best life The fact that she stays away from Pat indicates that she is!
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May 23, 2020 17:55
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Johnny Aztec posted:Anyone else ever wonder about Pat's sister? I really think one of the big misses of Achewood was that we never see Pat as a kid being knuckleheads with Ray and Beef.
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May 23, 2020 21:59
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I really think one of the big misses of Achewood was that we never see Pat as a kid being knuckleheads with Ray and Beef. all getting bit by a duck
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May 23, 2020 22:18
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Roland and Thaddeus walked into the luxury rental suite. "Awww yeah," Roland yelled, "We gonna gay it up in THIS place! WHO WANTS TO GET THEIR GAY ON!" Thaddeus munched on a Madeira-braised chanterelle crostini and did a Bailey's. "Awww HELLZ yeah," he answered. "Let's get some fellas up here and show this room just how gay things can get!" "Rad!" yelled Roland, spooning banana compote into more Bailey's-filled shooters. "RAAAAAAAD!"
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May 23, 2020 22:34
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I know Onstad is a foodie and injects it heavily into the strips, but ...I have no goddamn idea what "Madeira-braised chanterelle crostini " even STARTS to be. Like, NONE of those words (aside from "braised") mean ANYTHING to me. Like I'm sitting on a big metal tank labeled "Le Cordon Bleu" over here
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May 23, 2020 22:53
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Mushrooms browned in butter then stewed in sweet wine served on a piece of toast.
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May 23, 2020 22:56
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Like just...Toast? Any old toast? No 5 word special made toast?
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May 23, 2020 23:10
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No, it's a special toast, but you get the idea.
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May 23, 2020 23:20
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Chanterelles are not super expensive, treat yourself the next time you're at the grocery store or farmer's market, you should be able to find them dried at least in a lot of places. You can also approximate a crostini in your own home by cutting a big baguette into little rounds, brushing both sides of each piece with olive oil, and then toasting them. Now you too can soon say "Awww HELLZ yeah," with the boys.
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May 23, 2020 23:25
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Foodie with one hand, and with the other hand: If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL.
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May 24, 2020 07:32
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ullerrm posted:Foodie with one hand, and with the other hand: If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL. I've said it like half a dozen times in this thread, but "Finisher's Power Plate" is the funniest drat idea that I'm amazed isn't real in 2020 The appetizer you eat as a "cool-down" after your entree
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May 24, 2020 08:12
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Taco Bell did try to invent a fourth meal of the day so
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May 24, 2020 10:12
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How Wonderful! posted:You can also approximate a crostini in your own home by cutting a big baguette into little rounds, brushing both sides of each piece with olive oil, and then toasting them. Now you too can soon say "Awww HELLZ yeah," with the boys. this is what i do when I eat a can of sardines and theres oil leftover drizzle it on some kroger brand bread and pop it in the toaster im the joker babey
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JethroMcB posted:I've said it like half a dozen times in this thread, but "Finisher's Power Plate" is the funniest drat idea that I'm amazed isn't real in 2020 My co-parent would get a dessert and I'd have some chips or whatnot. She'd call it my appré-tizer.
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