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take the moon

by sebmojo
hi byob this is me posting a thread. hi :)

i think in this bleak situation we should be looking to the us' clandestine ops program to help out. what are yr tax dollars paying for???!!!???

me and my frens proactively put together a tom clancy property generator to give them some ideas. pls post 2 numbers between 1 and 100. ill reveal the top secret op or highly tactical stealth team that this generates.

fair warning: all ops bow down to Tom Clancy's WRAITH ATHENA. also 69 69 and 0420 are not rly that funny but ill post em if asked. i think 69 69 is Tom Clancy's EXECUTIVE RISING

im gonna go for a walk but ill be back. post up orbs <3

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nut

13 and 31

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


80 and 49

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

take the moon

by sebmojo

nut posted:

13 and 31

Tom Clancy's CLOSE OLYMPUS Tom Clancy's DECLINE HAIL-STORM

im not sure about that one. this thread might help work some kinks out in the generator tho.

thanx 4 posting :)

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Heather Papps

hello friend


1 and 100



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
42 and 24



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

biosterous




37 and 73



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Goons Are Gifts

89 and 85

heh almost boobs


take the moon

by sebmojo
ugh sorry a bunch of real life stuff got in the way


Tom Clancy's RED FEAR


Tom Clancy's THUNDER THORN


Tom Clancy's PENUMBRA EXECUTIVE

lol

Goons Are Great posted:

89 and 85

heh almost boobs

Tom Clancy's BRIMSTONE SPECTER

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Stoner Sloth

14 and 97







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

take the moon

by sebmojo

Tom Clancy's FAR INFILTRATION

i guess if ur gonna infiltrate might as well go far??? seems legit

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biosterous




haha these are great

40, 19



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

take the moon

by sebmojo

biosterous posted:

haha these are great

40, 19


Tom Clancy's KEEN VANGUARD

im loling at these maybe more than i should be

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


This is wonderful.
74 75

barfdog



2 and 83


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

alnilam

69 and 42.0 :colbert:

EorayMel

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
99 and 3

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take the moon

by sebmojo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This is wonderful.
74 75

Tom Clancy's CATACLYSM SALUTE

barfdog posted:

2 and 83

Tom Clancy's YELLOW SIX

not as well-trained or funded as rainbow six. ill note its possible to get order 66 lol.

alnilam posted:

69 and 42.0 :colbert:


Tom Clancy's EXECUTIVE FORCE lol


Tom Clancy's IN THE BELLY OF THE RECON

lol. yea still working out kinks lol.

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19 and 90


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

take the moon

by sebmojo

barfdog posted:

19 and 90


Tom Clancy's APEX DEMON

:ohdear:

i forgot to specify that the numbers actually go up to 114

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nut

71 and 113

take the moon

by sebmojo

nut posted:

71 and 113


Tom Clancy's DEBT OF HALO

as gamers we salute halo for its innovation in the fps genre i guess

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nut

take the moon posted:

Tom Clancy's DEBT OF HALO

as gamers we salute halo for its innovation in the fps genre i guess

master chief but he doesn’t save halo or whatever he was doing because he’s paralyzed by indecision over whether he should use a holo or red dot sight

biosterous




11 and 111

also 111 and 11 if that makes a different thing



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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take the moon

by sebmojo

biosterous posted:

11 and 111

also 111 and 11 if that makes a different thing

Tom Clancy's SPLINTER EXTRACTION

Tom Clancy's ASSASSINATION SHIELD

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biosterous




take the moon posted:

Tom Clancy's SPLINTER EXTRACTION

Tom Clancy's ASSASSINATION SHIELD

lmao @ splinter extraction

tactical tweezers needed after a trip to the hardware store!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

alnilam

biosterous posted:

lmao @ splinter extraction

tactical tweezers needed after a trip to the hardware store!

What started out as a simple splinter turned into an international incident and changed Jack Ryan's life forever.



ty manifisto

Yinlock

biosterous posted:

lmao @ splinter extraction

tactical tweezers needed after a trip to the hardware store!

"assassination shield" is also p. good

no billy you cant assassinate me i have a force field


barfdog



1 and 114


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


take the moon posted:

Tom Clancy's APEX DEMON

:ohdear:

i forgot to specify that the numbers actually go up to 114

Tom Clancy's Apex Demon is amazing

barfdog



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Tom Clancy's Apex Demon is amazing

it really is,

i forgot to post my appreciation for that one because i was browsing at work, but god drat is that good


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Jaguars!


I went back to my Let's read of red storm rising for inspiration

10 52 Class Frigate

6 88 Class Sub

F(6 in the extremely cunning cipher that I have devised to feel like a Tom Clancy Spy) - 19 "Frisbee"

take the moon

by sebmojo

barfdog posted:

1 and 114

welcome to Tom Clancy's RED BLADE

plz stop trying to break the code >:( lol nah <3


Jaguars! posted:

I went back to my Let's read of red storm rising for inspiration

10 52 Class Frigate

6 88 Class Sub

F(6 in the extremely cunning cipher that I have devised to feel like a Tom Clancy Spy) - 19 "Frisbee"

ur fleet has a GHOST ENGINE class frigate and an ORANGE INSTRUMENT class sub

also play responsibly w yr ORANGE VANGUARD frisbee

bee why oh bee im going to mock up some covers for these using sexy technopunk art that i will hide behind spoiler tags tho isnt everything worksafe rn???? just posting here so i have to do it (it could be funny)

ty for posting goons. i wish someone would adapt splinter extraction lol

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take the moon posted:

welcome to Tom Clancy's RED BLADE


lmbo this is amazing


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
You feel it within you. A rumbling from beyond.

As you step forward into the light, pulse racing, brow sweating, you slowly reach out for the door.

Everyone you've ever known, everything you've ever learned, everything you've trained for rests on this single moment. Will you collapse into the sands of time? Or will you rise to the occasion and claim your rightful throne?

Tom Clancy's ANAL EVACUATION: URGENCY coming to Xbox Series X, PS5, and PC this fall.


barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
uh i actually didnt fully read the op before posting. i thought we were generating our own tom clancy properties, my b

33 & 64


Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
The secret number.

take the moon

by sebmojo
im just the op, i have no further agency once i post the thread *surreptitiously takes out cellphone hotlined to GAG* MODS??????? theyre not posting in concept in my thread?!!?

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

uh i actually didnt fully read the op before posting. i thought we were generating our own tom clancy properties, my b

33 & 64

Tom Clancy's ROGUE DREAM

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Jaguars!


take the moon posted:

Tom Clancy's ROGUE DREAM

This is the name they eventually published Tom Clancy's ANAL EVACUATION: URGENCY under

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