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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Nostradingus posted:

Where the hell is 9:00

Maybe it's in the past we're supposed to resped

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Ecstatic Elastic
Oct 30, 2008

She's just spun

Nostradingus posted:

Where the hell is 9:00

7 8 9

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Hahaha gently caress

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Am I missing something here? The one on the right has bigger boobs and the lines are a little thicker I guess??

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
A couple of lazy Z’s and a pot leaf

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I fish a lot so I kinda dig this one

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Dixville posted:


Am I missing something here? The one on the right has bigger boobs and the lines are a little thicker I guess??

Other than being horribly out of alignment at the bottom and kind of being all /

There have certainly been worse

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

All I can think is that a giant, mislabeled alarm clock fell out of the sky and crushed an animal, and that's it's blood and a crushed paw protruding from the bottom of the tattoo.



Aside from the message, the text justification and spacing really piss me off.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 12:55 on May 19, 2020

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006


I... I kind of like this? I mean, the execution could use a little work, but I kind of like it.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Very disrespectful to are president

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Dixville posted:


Am I missing something here? The one on the right has bigger boobs and the lines are a little thicker I guess??

I had to look at this for a bit before my brain registered that the text wasn't part of the tattoo.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Aside from the message, the text justification and spacing really piss me off.

There's no justifying this.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:



Aside from the message, the text justification and spacing really piss me off.

Apparently it was "supposed" to be "i didn't give them the gift of life, life gave me the gift of them"

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWIBdjFiqL/?igshid=1dkiepra6clbs

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Oh my god don’t post pictures of my tia.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

I have an awesome inventor/engineer friend who has these in metric and imperial on each forearm. They're still caliper accurate after a year. It's a legit great idea.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Perfect for every time he pushes up his glasses at the bridge.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Yeah, she poopin.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Hirayuki posted:

Perfect for every time he pushes up his glasses at the bridge.

But he looks so cool for those 3 seconds :jerry:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Who does that open palmed with their index finger though? Nose should be on the middle finger if you're gonna do that.

If you use your index finger you poke your lens with your middle finger.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

OwlFancier posted:

Who does that open palmed with their index finger though? Nose should be on the middle finger if you're gonna do that.

If you use your index finger you poke your lens with your middle finger.

Thanks, I just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out which way I naturally adjust my glasses, and now I think I will be conscious of it for the rest of my life.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Subjunctive posted:

Thanks, I just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out which way I naturally adjust my glasses, and now I think I will be conscious of it for the rest of my life.

Now get a crazy hand tattoo to accentuate your newfound neurosis

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OwlFancier posted:

Who does that open palmed with their index finger though? Nose should be on the middle finger if you're gonna do that.

If you use your index finger you poke your lens with your middle finger.

It's for picking his nose

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Hell yeah

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

beanieson posted:

Should have started it on his upper thigh so he could measure his dong too :dong:

One of the worst tattoos I've seen IRL was a dude had a ruler tattooed on his forearm, with normal spacing except for the 6, which was a couple inches instead of an inch, kinda like 1_2_3_4_5____6 and it said "the standard six" below it, it was the exact length of his, apparently quite large, dong.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Maybe he was actually into fisting?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


OwlFancier posted:

Who does that open palmed with their index finger though? Nose should be on the middle finger if you're gonna do that.

If you use your index finger you poke your lens with your middle finger.

?

(Plus countless online examples that are not anime.)

Content:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hirayuki posted:


?

(Plus countless online examples that are not anime.)

She isn't open palmed, you have to move your other fingers out of the way.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan


I do not get this reference, can someone please explain? It looks like this is super proud of these lines down his arms? Is that supposed to be DT like “I survived alcohol withdrawal” or something?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
They actually look like fencing swords with different style hilts.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Looks to be a sabre and a foil with 5+ times extended blades.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LifeSunDeath posted:

They actually look like fencing swords with different style hilts.

This might actually be right.





And stupid.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Oh drat good call. Didn’t even read swords to me, thought it was some weird lettering

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
It says DJ

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This is like some middleschool trapper keeper artwork, but not in a good way.

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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



drat I know "cringe" is a super overused word these days but Jesus Christ :negative:

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