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we need more youtube meme videos someone make a "the last jedi but it plays twice as fast when someone turns on a lightsaber" movie
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el dorito posted:we need more youtube meme videos that only happens like four times in the whole movie though
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May 16, 2020 17:42
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"So we're already animating the original trilogy, but GET THIS. What if we animate it again...but in CGI this time???" *snorts a metric ton of coke*
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May 16, 2020 18:36
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We still have the reanimated digital corpse of Peter Cushing, right? Heh I guess he's playing Frankenstein's MONSTER now instead, huh? It's funny because the dead have no agency. Anyway I'm thinking there's nothing stopping us from doing a Princess Leia and Grand Moff Tarkin buddy thing now, like maybe an AR introduction to a theme park ride where they trade quips about space stuff while you get seated in the log flume?
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May 16, 2020 18:58
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We did Baby Yoda and it made us a fuckin' mint so now we do a Star Wars but it's all Baby Yodas and here's the kicker: every fuckin' Baby Yoda is a different color we set up a merch contract with M&M's and print Baby Yoda faces on the M&M's and get that fuckin' poo poo into every school lunch program in America ring a ding ding, baby!
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May 17, 2020 00:01
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Filthy Hans posted:We did Baby Yoda and it made us a fuckin' mint we should probably set aside some money to bribe congress so they’ll reclassify cacao products as vegetables. $5k each ought to do it, they’re such cheap dates
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May 17, 2020 01:18
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Gotta add an, in-your-face, extreme Baby Chewie. In fact, let's give Baby Chewie sunglasses, a backwards baseball cap, and a skateboard. Whenever he's not on the screen, people should be asking, "Where's Baby Chewie?" Also, he should have a time machine.
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May 17, 2020 03:19
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Bogus Adventure posted:Gotta add an, in-your-face, extreme Baby Chewie. In fact, let's give Baby Chewie sunglasses, a backwards baseball cap, and a skateboard. Whenever he's not on the screen, people should be asking, "Where's Baby Chewie?" Also, he should have a time machine. But get this poo poo. Baby. Palpatine. And if that fucker lands we have a clear runway for my Emperor Palpateen YA RomComDramedy
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May 18, 2020 01:33
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FilthyImp posted:That never tested well. Even when we tried stunt-casting Cardi B. Baby Palpatine...who fucks.
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May 18, 2020 01:56
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I'm afraid I have some bad news gang. Several thousand computers have been stolen from ILM and Pixar, in what is perhaps the greatest server heist of all time, and data about and including our new star wars movies is leaking out at slowly as it can be uploaded. They have episodes 10 and 11, the script for 12, the REAL episode 9 we were all going to try to sell next year, all the 3d models of yoda, and all of the other characters and worlds, the assets to rango, the file they uploaded wall-e's soul into when he died, the video of harrison ford drunk, TRON, the videos, pictures, and incriminating documents of the cruel zoo where the "puppets" are kept, and that's just what's uploaded now. My adult son tried hari-kari with his lightsaber because he was spoiled but he only poked his stomach very hard and fell over. Suggestions? Let's Brainstorme people
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May 18, 2020 02:06
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FunkyAl posted:I'm afraid I have some bad news gang. Several thousand computers have been stolen from ILM and Pixar, in what is perhaps the greatest server heist of all time, and data about and including our new star wars movies is leaking out at slowly as it can be uploaded. They have episodes 10 and 11, the script for 12, the REAL episode 9 we were all going to try to sell next year, all the 3d models of yoda, and all of the other characters and worlds, the assets to rango, the file they uploaded wall-e's soul into when he died, the video of harrison ford drunk, TRON, the videos, pictures, and incriminating documents of the cruel zoo where the "puppets" are kept, and that's just what's uploaded now. My adult son tried hari-kari with his lightsaber because he was spoiled but he only poked his stomach very hard and fell over. Buy your adult son an account
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May 18, 2020 02:25
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FunkyAl posted:Suggestions? Let's Brainstorme people Reveal the RDR2-Inspired Boba Fett game we've been working on? The VR Mandalorian side-episodes?
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May 18, 2020 02:48
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Gentlemen, you've got it all wrong. You're all trying to make a product. Not only does that cost money, but it also runs the risk of creating something. What we need is a service where customers give us money for us to do essentially nothing, while they do all the hype and dreaming and marketing legwork for us. We do need to lay down some fabricated foundation for this, but it'll cost pennies. We'll create a Disney+ show called "Your Star Wars Story", where the weirdos send the show videos of their attempts to make Star Wars, with a two minute time limit. It'll all be mostly poo poo, but the customers will lap it up, because in each show a winner will be picked to compete in a championship bracket of a 5 minute Star Wars video. During this bracket, fans can crowdfund these competitors only through our various Disney services. Half goes to the competitor, half goes to us. After every bracket, the time goes up, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes. Not feature length, oh ho, not yet. During this time, we figure out which of the probable winners is the most morally... flexible when it comes to our intentions. And we can fast track those candidates while throttling the ones who are real fuckin' weirdos and/or won't play ball. At the end of it, we'll call a winner, and tell everyone the winner gets to re-imagine Star Wars to whatever fantasy they want. We'll have a selective cheap documentary crew film it, and release little bits of this sucker. And it too, will be crowdfunded. Then, all we gotta do is make sure this winner project remains in perpetual pre-production. Under no circumstances can anything about this other than marketing be allowed to coalesce into a "product". We can string this out for years, baby. Years. We'll just keep feeding him cheap starving artists and writers to both indulge his power trip and distract him with fan demands. Merch? Covered by whatever little gem comes out of the starving artists. We keep the "Story" series going, hell we can have the little director diaries in the show itself of the sucker gushing about his vision, and winner of those seasons either get to dictate something from their thing be in the new re-imagining, or if the current winner stops playing ball we can replace him with the new one, and the bullshit cycle begins anew. All the while the fans keep crowdfunding this dumpster fire and putting money in our pockets. And if it tanks at any point, it won't cost us poo poo.
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May 18, 2020 04:45
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reignofevil posted:Buy your adult son an account I'd like to, but he says computers exude "sith electromagnetism," so he won't use one and can't apply for any jobs or turn the light on and of
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May 18, 2020 14:10
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Bootcha posted:Gentlemen, you've got it all wrong. Seriouspost- This nightmare scenario is exactly what George would have done if they'd turned him, he understood the power of fan films 30 years before anybody else. You and I are posting on the web that Troops built. It's proof we don't live in the darkest Star Wars timeline that Lucas told the "white slavers" to gently caress off to the tune of 4 billion dollars donated to schools, because otherwise it wouldn't be John Favreu and Amy Sedaris making Star Wars stuff for Disney+, it'd be Star Wars Kid and Joe Exotic.
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May 18, 2020 18:19
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Let's just sign every hot name in writing or directing to work on a Star Wars movie and then cancel their contract when they either poo poo the bed on another project or refuse to work within our framework of "No you CAN'T take any kind of risk or express an original idea with this property, we just need you to subtly remake these 40 year old movies, again and again, forever and ever"Bogus Adventure posted:"So we're already animating the original trilogy, but GET THIS. What if we animate it again...but in CGI this time???" Star Wars Live-Action Remake; All the characters are CG and the sets are digital composites of real world reference photography and the only live-action character in the entire movie is the original footage of Declan Mullholand as Jabba
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May 18, 2020 18:36
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FilthyImp posted:Uhhh... let's blame social justice nazis? I'm afraid that not only have the VR mandolorian episodes leaked, the virtual world we created for it has gained access to the internet and become self aware. They have a few questions for us, and a lot of nuclear codes
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May 18, 2020 18:38
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JethroMcB posted:Star Wars Live-Action Remake; All the characters are CG and the sets are digital composites of real world reference photography and the only live-action character in the entire movie is the original footage of Declan Mullholand as Jabba
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May 18, 2020 19:32
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FunkyAl posted:I'm afraid that not only have the VR mandolorian episodes leaked, the virtual world we created for it has gained access to the internet and become self aware. They have a few questions for us, and a lot of nuclear codes Call their bluff, we answer to a higher power.
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May 19, 2020 18:05
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I watched the first two seasons of GLOW and thought it was pretty entertaining so my idea is we make something like GLOW but it's about a team of Twi'lek performers instead.
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May 19, 2020 22:50
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Detective Pikachu but it's Baby Yoda instead with the hat and pipe and everything we'll make a loving mint on the merchandising
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May 20, 2020 01:58
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Filthy Hans posted:Detective Pikachu but it's Baby Yoda instead paragon1 posted:Call their bluff, we answer to a higher power.
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May 20, 2020 16:36
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Okay, so the Skywalker Saga is over. The galaxy is in flux... What we need to do is write a story about a new era of peace. Led by a space company with vision: D'z-NEE.
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May 20, 2020 16:46
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Is there anything we can do with all this unused Rogue One and Solo footage we filmed before we decided what we actually wanted the films to be like? I was just going through the archive, and it looks like there's enough material to make at least two more films. I mean, yeah, we'd have to stitch together unrelated scenes and it wouldn't flow too well, but we got away with it with Rise of Skywalker, so...
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Golden tickets like Willy Wonka. Call it the Prize of Skywalker. The winner gets to find out the true secret of the force it's microdosing ketamine edit: the project is Frozen, but Elsa has a lightsaber, that's it. Sharkie fucked around with this message at 13:45 on May 22, 2020 |
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May 22, 2020 13:41
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Alright, the Wizarding World of Harry Potter turned out great for Universal's parks, so hear me out, we're gonna do Star Wars Jedi Academy - The Path of the Younglings. We get these kids and tell them they're going to be Jedi, we do the Olivander's Wand Shop souvenir stand/theatrical display but with lightsabers, they have a meal in the "Jedi Cafeteria" or something, then they walk into a darkened room where a hulking bodybuilder in a Vader costume is waiting to beat the poo poo out of them. Listen, they all signed waivers to get into the park without reading them, our asses are covered.
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May 22, 2020 15:06
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Angry Salami posted:Is there anything we can do with all this unused Rogue One and Solo footage we filmed before we decided what we actually wanted the films to be like? Just rip off Xmen DoFP and use... force projection?
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May 22, 2020 22:35
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I'm uncomfortable with the story potentially endorsing the idea of rising up against the power structure that controls them. Could we introduce a "bad" type of rebel to demonstrate what people should definitely not do so we don't get people challenging monopolies or trying to redistribute wealth? Maybe we can make it into a whole "good and bad people on both sides" kind of thing so it's safely meaningless.
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May 22, 2020 23:52
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What if we make the world-building so vague that it's impossible to tell who's the established power structure and who's trying to overthrow it?
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What if we do that, but PROMISE to explain it in future novels, comic books, video games, and television shows that we release on our own premium subscription channel? Also, we need to make sure we tie part of the story into a popular video game. I've got a nephew who is really into this game called Fortnite...
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May 23, 2020 06:31
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Dancing with the Star Wars: Regular people are paired up with memorable Star Wars characters like Dengar, Ben Quadrinaros, Jitt and Jot Jawas, ME-8D9, and Slowen Lo! Losers get dropped into a Rancor pit, and we all get to watch them fight the Rancor! (The Rancor is someone in a poorly modified inflatable T-Rex costume, and they chase the losers around while on a hoverboard).
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May 23, 2020 10:24
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Bogus Adventure posted:What if we do that, but PROMISE to explain it in future novels, comic books, video games, and television shows that we release on our own premium subscription channel? Also, we need to make sure we tie part of the story into a popular video game. I've got a nephew who is really into this game called Fortnite... Can we make the next one IN fortnite? Like a play the game characters perform? If its live, we can charge $30 a ticket each "performance"
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May 23, 2020 14:39
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Buddy I got two words for you: Space. Racists.
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May 23, 2020 15:56
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FunkyAl posted:Can we make the next one IN fortnite? Like a play the game characters perform? If its live, we can charge $30 a ticket each "performance" YES!!! *snorts a kilo of coke*
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May 23, 2020 16:18
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Planet 66, where the Pixar Cars live
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Filthy Hans posted:Younglings On Ice How well do zambonis clean up limbs and corpses?
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SlothfulCobra posted:How well do zambonis clean up limbs and corpses? If you want to make the ice white and nice, not very well. But that's the point, making the ice red would totally save on lighting costs. To illustrate, here are the savings of that. *snnnnnnnnnooooooooooorrt*
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platzapS posted:Planet 66, where the Pixar Cars live Or Have a spin-off where we make every Disney Princess a Jedi and a galactic senator!
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mind the walrus posted:Buddy I got two words for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3KX8g00kCQ
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