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NoneMoreNegative posted:
"Punch him in the head, it's his weak point!" "Oh... Okay... you do it."
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# ? May 19, 2020 06:28 |
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# ? May 19, 2020 08:04 |
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Laser nipples
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# ? May 19, 2020 17:38 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Laser nipples Nipples are not that high on the chest.
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# ? May 19, 2020 17:54 |
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World of Mystery #4 (1956) What If? #19 (1980) The Adventures of Spider-Man #2 (1996)
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# ? May 19, 2020 17:56 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Laser nipples Tony loves his armored nipples.
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# ? May 19, 2020 18:04 |
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Rhyno posted:Nipples are not that high on the chest. The Iron Man of 2020 had some work done. By a really cheap plastic surgeon.
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# ? May 19, 2020 18:13 |
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Darthemed posted:[timg]https:// So Brando as Uncle Ben and Hackman as Osborn, right?
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# ? May 19, 2020 18:21 |
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Splint Chesthair posted:So Brando as Uncle Ben and Hackman as Osborn, right? Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock.
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# ? May 19, 2020 19:45 |
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Place items in mouth, crank arms for ULTIMATE SHREDDING ACTION!
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# ? May 19, 2020 19:50 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock. I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics?
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# ? May 19, 2020 20:19 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Nah, Brando as Kingpin, Hackman as Doc Ock. There is no way Kingpin would allow a movie depicting him as a villain to be made.
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# ? May 19, 2020 20:21 |
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bony tony posted:I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics? In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.
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# ? May 19, 2020 20:30 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.
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# ? May 19, 2020 20:40 |
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bony tony posted:I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics? Jackie Chan, make him an exchange student and have an American stand comedian dub him in the Spider-Man costume as a weird version of Christian Bale's Batman voice.
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# ? May 19, 2020 20:44 |
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bony tony posted:I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics? Billy Crystal maybe? Andy Kaufman? Add in Eddie Murphy and we’ve exhausted my knowledge of white comics from that era.
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# ? May 19, 2020 21:39 |
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bony tony posted:I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics? Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect.
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# ? May 19, 2020 21:46 |
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Skwirl posted:Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect. Yeah, I agree. The only alternative I can think of is Matthew Broderick, but he wouldn't be able to pull off Spidey's wisecracking the way Fox could. John Cusack might be decent as a sad-sack Peter Parker, but he was still a teenager at that point.
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# ? May 19, 2020 22:10 |
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Skwirl posted:Like half the Brat Pack, 1980 was a year or two before he started getting big, but Michael J Fox woulda been near perfect.
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# ? May 19, 2020 22:27 |
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Woebin posted:Thanks for reminding me of this. Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started.
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# ? May 19, 2020 22:34 |
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Skwirl posted:Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started. That's only 3 years longer than the gap between Iron Man and Infinity War 1
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# ? May 19, 2020 22:56 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass. Correct. It's also written by the enormously underrated Peter Gillis. {GIGANTIC PETER GILLIS DEFENSE RANT OMITTED HERE}
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:10 |
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On reflection: man, Pat Broderick sure wanted to be Michael Golden, huh?
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:12 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:the enormously underrated Peter Gillis.
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:22 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Correct. It's also written by the enormously underrated Peter Gillis. I love when newspaper/magazine articles in comics have something actually written in the text bits, instead of copy-pasted lorem ipsum gibberish. There's usually some gem like: "gambling, prostitution, narcotics, and turning tennis balls into MacRonald Hamburgers" WHAT lol
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:32 |
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bony tony posted:I'm trying to think of who would play Peter in this example, but I'm drawing a blank. Was there a limber wiry comedian in 1980, who could also do acrobatics? Robin Williams on a coke bender.
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:37 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:{GIGANTIC PETER GILLIS DEFENSE RANT OMITTED HERE} I want to read the rant
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# ? May 19, 2020 23:53 |
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Woebin posted:Thanks for reminding me of this. Even if this got made with the dream casting side of it, it's 1990 in superhero movies, so there's no integer that could describe the amount of poo poo this would suck.
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# ? May 20, 2020 00:27 |
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Skwirl posted:Lou Ferrigno Hulk in a movie made 13 years after his tv show started. Want to guess what year Death Of The Incredible Hulk came out?
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# ? May 20, 2020 00:28 |
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Sodomy Hussein posted:Even if this got made with the dream casting side of it, it's 1990 in superhero movies, so there's no integer that could describe the amount of poo poo this would suck. I just noticed that the poster listed the director as Michael Ritchie, who at that point had not made a good movie since the 1970s (okay, Wildcats wasn't horrible or anything). Interesting choice.
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# ? May 20, 2020 01:09 |
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Blue Beetle #14
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:12 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I want to read the rant lmao you most certainly do not
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:53 |
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Demon Slayer, an example of why Tanjro is the best boy. (read right to left)
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:05 |
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muscles like this! posted:Tanjro is the best boy. The gently caress did you just say?!?
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:16 |
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muscles like this! posted:Demon Slayer, an example of why Tanjro is the best boy. (read right to left) the plot of this manga is pretty boilerplate but the art is very cute and expressive and it did the best thing a manga can do: it ended
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scary ghost dog posted:the plot of this manga is pretty boilerplate but the art is very cute and expressive and it did the best thing a manga can do: it ended How many parts is One Piece at, and do they know what the One Piece is yet.
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:05 |
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Lurdiak posted:How many parts is One Piece at, and do they know what the One Piece is yet. It's closing in on 1000 chapters, and no of course we don't.
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:19 |
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Its soap opera for kids, why would you end it. :v
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# ? May 20, 2020 06:29 |
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Begemot posted:It's closing in on 1000 chapters, and no of course we don't. Yeah we do. The totality of what it means and how it delivered the information is still up for grabs, but what Roger found is known. And why the island is called "Laugh Tale".
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