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shame on an IGA posted:There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine Retirement from the military has been tough on Sherriff Chowdown.
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shame on an IGA posted:There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine It's not something that really comes up often, but I'm not going to probate anyone for using the word in its entirety for its actual meaning. A man whose wife is unfaithful is a cuckold. See? No probation.
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McNally posted:
If you're a cop you have to tell us, otherwise that's entrapment, and that's wrong.
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May 19, 2020 19:59
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I can tell you that McNally is not a cop. You can trust me. I’m not a cop either.
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McNally posted:It's not something that really comes up often, but I'm not going to probate anyone for using the word in its entirety for its actual meaning. Only probating people who lazily misuse words to hijack the words' emotive force? You fascist.
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Scratch Monkey posted:yeah how the police are gonna spend that 58k+ in forfeited bonds, homie! MRAP TIME! I've never seen a place that squirrels that money into the police budget. More likely the city/county general fund, or diversion programs. NYC was looking at setting up a charity for it, but I don't know if that happened. MRAPs are almost certainly paid for through federal grants.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I can tell you that McNally is not a cop. Whips back?!?!?
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Syrian Lannister posted:Whips back?!?!? ugh, don't tarnish cyrano with that park ranger's name.
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shame on an IGA posted:There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine Oh my god
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https://law.justia.com/codes/south-carolina/2012/title-4/chapter-17/section-4-17-70/
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If memory serves me correctly that guy got punished for that prank. The USMC may be the funniest branch but I’ll be damned if their senior leaders have a sense of humor.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:If memory serves me correctly that guy got punished for that prank. The USMC may be the funniest branch but I’ll be damned if their senior leaders have a sense of humor. they only give a poo poo if you get caught by others and these people recorded it.
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needs that terminal lance strip of the SNCO "Look at these Marines having a good time. I think I'll charge them."
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He should be punished for recording it and uploading it to the internet like an idiot, not for rightfully nut punching your coworker which is always funny and okay.
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That is a pretty righteous and well-earned nut shot, gotta give him props for that.
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bird food bathtub posted:That is a pretty righteous and well-earned nut shot, gotta give him props for that. Military punishment is cyclical.
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. 
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. you magnificent bastard
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He pulled back on the cyclic control stick to sack-tap his buddy. The collective pun was a solid too, but that one went over my head at first helicopters have a cyclic control, collective control, and pedals as their 3 pilot controls. If it doesn’t make sense, don’t worry; helos are aerodynamic blasphemy, and Sikorsky was an agent of Satan himself
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Daaaaaammmmnnnn
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Ah. Nice.
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Wingnut Ninja posted:Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment. Just close GiP now, we hit our peak.
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Wingnut Ninja posted:Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment. 
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Wingnut Ninja posted:Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment. Amazing.
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A conversation I recently witnessed/overheard: "Hey Chief, uhh..." "What've you got for me?" "[NAME] rolled the duty van." "... Alright." *pause* "What else?" "Into a ravine." *sigh* "Sure. Okay. Is she alive?" "Minor injuries. Seatbelts, y'know." "Cool. Good. We'll fix that later."
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Kith posted:A conversation I recently witnessed/overheard: That’s either a good Chief or one about to retire next week.
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That’s basically my response at this point as well with added “Have we logged and reported it all and who is doing the 15-6, and btw no one ruin your lives by trying to sweep this under the rug or otherwise double down on bad decisions.”
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I don’t even know where to put this so I’m throwing it here but pretty much Army boyfriends are insane. First one was the middle of summer, pretty sure it was July and a bunch of us had gone hiking during the day and that night we were going to go see one of the Transformers movies. So there we are in a crowded movie theater lobby all of us in various stages of ticket purchasing when someone in our group starts hooting and tells us all to check something out. Turns out someone in our flight had gotten beat by her boyfriend in the Army guard or reserves or whatever. Turns out the guy chased her through the house until she locked herself in a laundry room or something but he just ended up ripping the door off the hinges and beating her with it. This left her all bruised and with a massive black eye that she took pictures of and posted on Facebook which is how we found out. Cue our leadership yelling at her over Facebook to delete the post describing what happened and the pictures because this could negatively affect his Army career. I think she ended up pursuing the issue though and I think he did end up kicked out. Second might have actually been a husband I don’t remember but long story short is their relationship was having issues so he does the sane thing anyone of us would do an emails nudes of her to her entire chain of command along with the claim she was cheating on him and nudes of her somehow constituted proof of this. Fortunately we had better leadership at this point and they kept everything as low key as possible for as long as they could and he ended up losing rank for it possibly. I think there was a pretty good gap of time before what even happened started to leak to the rest of the flight. Wild how just thinking about mountains and hiking can bring back such wonderful memories of my time in the USAF.
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Cenen posted:I don’t even know where to put this so I’m throwing it here but pretty much Army boyfriends are insane. I was a SrA, living with my then-wife and her best friend in a small apartment. Her friend had joined the Delaware National Guard and one of the girls from her unit came over absolutely beaten to poo poo. Black eye, busted lips choke marks across her throat, the works. Was saying it was her fault because she wouldn't give his drunk rear end the car keys and was actively trying to leave and go back. I end up loudly declaring "I gotta take a poo poo", locked the bathroom door and quietly called the cops before she could get spooked, run back and get killed. gently caress you, Green Dot, I was doing this poo poo in like 2004. Cop finally comes (I got transferred between 3 different departments each declaring it someone else's problem before I snapped and asked if they would just send a patrol before she goes back and this guy kills her). Young guy. Is giving me the absolute stinkeye until I explain to him that I'm the guy who called, not the dude that did this to her, and he's groovy after that. I think the whole thing is behind me until I get a subpoena to testify as a witness a few months later, on the day of one of my big exams in ALS. Now I need to explain to my instructors why I've got a subpoena for a domestic violence case and need to reschedule by test. I change so I'm not in uniform, head to the courthouse, find the cop and hang out with him for a few hours. Turns out the defendant never showed, got a bench warrant. The girl was also subpoenaed and never showed, she got a warrant, too. Last I heard they'd gotten back together and she was pregnant. Junior enlisted, ladies and gentlemen.
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