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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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d3lness posted:

If you eat too much you can throw up. No idea why that's seaweed specific.

Because it was particularly nasty coming up, I figured the vivid description would do the legwork for me there

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1262828374151573504

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Imagine being this mad about food, food that was probably perfectly fine.

This guy must be either a troll or Italian.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

People like this need to be murdered in their sleep

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mymla posted:

Imagine being this mad about food, food that was probably perfectly fine.

This guy must be either a troll or Italian.

Being mad about food you didn't make or pay for, shameful. Man shouldn't be allowed to ever eat again.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I'm in the camp of it's not chili unless it has beans. :colbert:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
its not chili unless it has strong opinions about ontology

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I never eat chili by itself, it's either on a baked potato, fries, macaroni, fritos, or rice if I'm out of the other stuff. Chili is a topping.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

empty sea posted:

I love seaweed salad so much. It's so crisp and light. I could eat it every drat day if it wasn't so expensive.

It's probably a good thing it's expensive because eating too much seaweed can cause iodine poisoning and heavy metal toxicity. You'd have to be eating a good sized portion of seaweed every day but it can happen.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

What if they told him to try their ground beef and potato stew.

What is the value of stringently maintaining the categorical identity of a food.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SlothfulCobra posted:

What if they told him to try their ground beef and potato stew.

What is the value of stringently maintaining the categorical identity of a food.

Perhaps you didn't read the post

He is extremely online about his chili.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
PYF Anti-Food Porn: I watch chili videos on YouTube every day.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Dude's not chill about chili.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

let me just say this: a fellow saying he "makes the best chili" is as common as a mile marker on a highway

what is LESS common is any given fellow losing a chili cookoff to some broad that shoved chicken and cheese and white sauce and all other manner of thick dairy whatever into a slow cooker and presenting it as chili

that poo poo was whiter than the underside of my forearm

I love my new home in the Unspecified Midwest but I ask you

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

*Principal Skinner voice* It was served next to a bag of Fritos, so I'm going to allow it. FIRST PRIZE

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

let me just say this: a fellow saying he "makes the best chili" is as common as a mile marker on a highway

what is LESS common is any given fellow losing a chili cookoff to some broad that shoved chicken and cheese and white sauce and all other manner of thick dairy whatever into a slow cooker and presenting it as chili

that poo poo was whiter than the underside of my forearm

I love my new home in the Unspecified Midwest but I ask you

Sorry about your life in Minnesota.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
porijiz or whatever his username was, gotta pull up that thread

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Pastry of the Year posted:

*Principal Skinner voice* It was served next to a bag of Fritos, so I'm going to allow it. FIRST PRIZE

Ngl, Frito pie is redneck as poo poo but it's oddly tasty.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Frito-burritos...the best thing ever to exist on the taco bell menu, sadly not a forever item.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

AlbieQuirky posted:

So many questions, but why the Commonwealth spelling?

The one we can see all the sides of is a heptagon

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I might break quarantine for this

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Wait, this hasn't happened already? Have I, in my own kitchen, surpassed the masters?

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Brawnfire posted:

Wait, this hasn't happened already? Have I, in my own kitchen, surpassed the masters?

Taco Bell did it ages ago.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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NinjaDebugger posted:

Taco Bell did it ages ago.

That's what I thought, I knew I'd seen its ilk.

Although I'd definitely trust KFC to make a good taco more than I'd trust Taco Bell to make good fried chicken.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/curcsNS/status/1262826674837581824

:thunk:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Come and take it you bastard.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I'm glad that I'm not from Texas

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Oh my god, disgusting.

That is the wrong cheese for this

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


frantically looks for Jerry O'Connell and John Rhys-Davies

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





it's not fair...

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

That's what I thought, I knew I'd seen its ilk.

Although I'd definitely trust KFC to make a good taco more than I'd trust Taco Bell to make good fried chicken.

Same company.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

SlothfulCobra posted:

What if they told him to try their ground beef and potato stew.

What is the value of stringently maintaining the categorical identity of a food.

Storming out of the restaurant is a bit much but if you want people to pay for your food then you need to accurately describe it on the menu. People have the right to personal preferences and hell some people have allergies or diabetes or whatever. If you brought chili with potatoes to a diabetic you better be prepared to comp that meal because they didn't order a pile of carbs, they ordered chili.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

How on earth did Hank Hill have no-rear end syndrome if this is what Texans eat

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Leviathan Song posted:

Storming out of the restaurant is a bit much but if you want people to pay for your food then you need to accurately describe it on the menu. People have the right to personal preferences and hell some people have allergies or diabetes or whatever. If you brought chili with potatoes to a diabetic you better be prepared to comp that meal because they didn't order a pile of carbs, they ordered chili.

For sure, but if your friends are making you some a free dinner that's a much different ball game.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sure my count is low, but I make up for it in size

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Leviathan Song posted:

Storming out of the restaurant is a bit much but if you want people to pay for your food then you need to accurately describe it on the menu. People have the right to personal preferences and hell some people have allergies or diabetes or whatever. If you brought chili with potatoes to a diabetic you better be prepared to comp that meal because they didn't order a pile of carbs, they ordered chili.
Most chilis are a pile of carbs though. With corn, rice, maybe cornstarch if the chef is sensitive about the thickness and doesn't want chunks of carbs. Beans tend to lean heavy into carbs too although we cullinarily treat them as protein.

There are certain chili enthusiasts who like to be like "behold the spoon stands up in my no added bean or carb chili" but let's be real, those are warm chili flavored aspics.

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Leviathan Song posted:

Storming out of the restaurant is a bit much but if you want people to pay for your food then you need to accurately describe it on the menu. People have the right to personal preferences and hell some people have allergies or diabetes or whatever. If you brought chili with potatoes to a diabetic you better be prepared to comp that meal because they didn't order a pile of carbs, they ordered chili.

it wasn't a restaurant.

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