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-a young Guinan learns about bar-tending -an animated show about Species 8472, where you can go hog wild -Johnathan Archer, space ambassador! -Deep Space Ten
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Check the DREAMTREK thread hot stuff.
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May 19, 2020 07:13
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pon farr, but as a blind date style gameshow
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May 19, 2020 22:23
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May 19, 2020 23:25
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Down Periscope, In Space
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May 20, 2020 05:31
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just, an old starship with a misfit crew and a captain willing to do crazy poo poo because he knows this is the last command he'll ever hold in his career, and he'll be damned if he doesn't make the most of it and when i say "misfit crew" i don't mean "assortment of
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May 20, 2020 05:36
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misfit crew should be a crew that doesn't fit a normal standard space ship. one guy is waaaaay too big. another is wayyyyy too small. there's a lady who is always gasping for more air since the oxygen level is too low for her species. there s a guy who cant use the toilet normal ways so he has to piss into the recyclers
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May 20, 2020 05:45
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Pick posted:misfit crew should be a crew that doesn't fit a normal standard space ship. one guy is waaaaay too big. another is wayyyyy too small. there's a lady who is always gasping for more air since the oxygen level is too low for her species. there s a guy who cant use the toilet normal ways so he has to piss into the recyclers "starship tsibliyev, we have important ambassadorial traffic. prepare to receive shuttlecraft and render honors." "ooh, uhhh... give us some time, we've got a guy in there." "well, clear your man out already! this diplomatic meeting is of galactic importance!" "no, this dude's twenty feet tall, the shuttlebay is the only place he can fit. he's taking his bed apart right now so we can fit your shuttlecraft in."
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May 20, 2020 05:58
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ok we're going to do a Star Trek but this time it's all baby Star Trekkers baby Kirk, baby Spock with the ears, the whole shebang we're talking real babies with voiceovers, Look Who's Talking style they crawl around the fuckin' spaceship cockpit in Trek uniform nappies, just doing cute baby stuff we do an exclusive contract with Huggies and get that poo poo into every supermarket on Earth ring a ding ding, baby!
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May 20, 2020 06:34
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no do it animated, Muppet Babies-style. the Nanny is a Talosian. or Q? idk.
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May 20, 2020 06:45
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:just, an old starship with a misfit crew and a captain willing to do crazy poo poo because he knows this is the last command he'll ever hold in his career, and he'll be damned if he doesn't make the most of it Isn't this The Orville
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May 20, 2020 15:59
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I guess? It's sort of similar but honestly I don't get the impression that the Orville's crew are particularly goofier than the average Union starship, and the Orville herself - while not the biggest or most powerful ship in the fleet - seems like it's fully modern and up-to-date. I dunno I'm thinking more like a miniseries on the last Constitution-class ship active in Starfleet, that's been kept in service longer than she otherwise would have been, in part because the captain and chief engineer have been scrounging parts and busting rear end to keep her out of sight of any Operations beancounters looking for an excuse to decommission her. Importantly it wouldn't climax with the ship getting trashed in a firefight, but would get to Save The Day one last time before finally being recalled for decommissioning.
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May 21, 2020 17:40
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If you're gonna do that the ship almost has to go out in a blaze of glory, right? Like they autopilot it to eat a giant laser or whatever to protect a science vessel hauling refugees
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May 21, 2020 20:03
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law and order: department of temporal investigations Karate kid but anbo-jyutsu
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May 21, 2020 20:05
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Peanut President posted:If you're gonna do that the ship almost has to go out in a blaze of glory, right? Like they autopilot it to eat a giant laser or whatever to protect a science vessel hauling refugees nah
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May 21, 2020 22:47
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how about a show about jean-luc picard's life after starfleet
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May 22, 2020 03:13
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We got regular swords sometimes, but get this ,whaaaaaat if, we made them LASER swords!
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May 22, 2020 03:13
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Cat Army
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May 22, 2020 05:47
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May 22, 2020 05:52
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a show from the maquis' point of view. they constantly gently caress everything up, their lives are a constant morass of petty drama and fickle sexual rivalries, and they get balls-deep into the most totally inane ideological tiffs possible which result in even more dysfunction and failure.
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May 22, 2020 07:00
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Star Trek Worf but like in the following: only it'd be funnier if Martok showed up to solve tactical/combat problems. Like Captain Worf is downstairs in the conference room with the Melconian ambassador, when suddenly, red alert - a Mazone battlecruiser is attacking! Worf rushes up to the bridge, but by the time he gets there, the opponent starship is a smoking wreck and Martok's already lighting up a victory cigar on the bridge*. "Ah, Worf! I was already here, regaling your officers with tales of our mighty battles against the Dominion, so I decided to take charge, and show these young Starfleet pups how we did things back in the old days. Remember, Worf? When we piloted the Rotarran against endless waves of Dominion attack ships? What a glorious time it was." "General, we have talked about this. It is inappropriate for you to assume comm-" "Oh, do not worry about such things, Worf... out here, a thousand light-years away from Federation headquarters, nobody needs know about it. And there is no shame in letting an old warrior like me take the reins of your fine ship... you still have decades of glory left in you! Come! Let us crack open a barrel of blood wine, to celebrate this victory!" "Captain Worf... the Melconian ambassador is on the comm. He's very dissatisfied with the seating arrangement and demands that the room be reconfigured again." *Worf begins to think that blood wine is sounding mighty appealing right about now* *i think we can all agree it was a tragedy that martok did not smoke cigars (no, j.g. hertzler smoking as the pulp rag artist doesn't count!!)
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May 22, 2020 07:08
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an episode where the events of Arena are told from the Gorn perspective
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May 22, 2020 07:09
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a show about the adventures of Dark Admiral Jean-Luc Hyperriker and the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-JFAZW
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May 22, 2020 07:11
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a dr. who crossover where the dr. who writers are banned from the show
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May 22, 2020 07:16
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an anime version that does not have sexualized character or costume designs
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May 22, 2020 07:17
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47 minutes of rick berman being put in jail
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May 22, 2020 07:17
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:47 minutes of rick berman being put in jail
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May 22, 2020 10:03
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Butternubs posted:law and order: department of temporal investigations Department of Temporal Investigations: SVU
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May 22, 2020 10:26
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Cooking with Riker: Fact or Fiction
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May 22, 2020 10:28
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Star Trek Reboot, but completely compatible with Stargate TV Series
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May 22, 2020 10:30
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Undercover Boss: Cardassia
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May 22, 2020 10:31
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Spot’s Day
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May 22, 2020 10:34
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Anything, as long as it’s a Star Trek series and the showrunner/writer/director is Robert Beltran with complete creative control.
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May 22, 2020 10:45
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Set it in the year 300,000. They're so far advanced of us that the characters, objects, and events are nearly incomprehensible.
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May 22, 2020 15:32
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Sharkie posted:Set it in the year 300,000. They're so far advanced of us that the characters, objects, and events are nearly incomprehensible. Just a bunch of abstract shapes phasing in and out of view with high pitched shrieking in the background...Still more watchable than Picard
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May 22, 2020 18:07
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A late night talk show in Tamarian
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May 23, 2020 06:03
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WilWheaton posted:A late night talk show in Tamarian Kimmel, his jokes bad
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May 23, 2020 06:12
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Two words: Baby Data.
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May 23, 2020 07:12
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Bogus Adventure posted:Two words: Baby Data. Baby Lore
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