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Literally A Person posted:Well, if BBC decided it was okay for poeple to see that mug of his...  And now dreams of our tiny rectangularly lensed babies can fill my head
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Big Beef City posted:Alright fine. For real. I love how he is lookin at us like "That's right ya nerds! im that nitrous powered shitposter who loves feet! Whassup now!?"
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Dixville posted:All the folks w blue hair you are cool as heck. I wanna dye the ends of my hair purple. I should do it Hell yes!
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Got a story with this one: As kids my parents would send me and my brother to the Dominican Republic every summer, we were 16 and I found a buttload of polaroids and photos my father would send to his family and my aunt had been keeping them along with other family photos and curios. Early 2000's so it was rare to find anybody with a computer let alone photoshop but there was a Haitian dude that scanned the pictures, blew them up, and set them in some pretty nice frames. Cost me like 3 thousand Pesos, around 100 bucks at the time. but they came out pretty cool gifts for my parents 
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Literally A Person posted:Well, if BBC decided it was okay for poeple to see that mug of his... you didn't lie, you literally are a person.
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May 20, 2020 19:22
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This thread is so friggin cool Everyone in here pat yourself on the back you got BALLS What a nice surprise  
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May 20, 2020 19:29
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Spinz posted:This thread is so friggin cool Some of us have in the past, it's just that no one remembers or cares.
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May 20, 2020 19:36
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Elentor posted:
Welcome to GBS!!! It's super great to see ladies in here-- please post lots!!! 
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May 20, 2020 19:43
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Spinz posted:Welcome to GBS!!! she wont.
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May 20, 2020 19:45
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Don't post in GBS there's this poster called Burt Sexual... well I wont say anything but he's done some messed up stuff. It's not safe in here
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I'll protect any ladies from Burt just let me know if you need protecting I'm a pretty tough guy
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Don't post in GBS there's this poster called Burt Sexual... well I wont say anything but he's done some messed up stuff. It's not safe in here yeh Burt Sexually scares off all the goonettes and tries to make us all wear leopard print.
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My Shoes posted:yeh Burt Sexually scares off all the goonettes and tries to make us all wear leopard print. Can confirm
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May 20, 2020 19:49
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My Shoes posted:yeh Burt Sexually scares off all the goonettes and tries to make us all wear leopard print. Leopard print sounds so scary. I can't believe he would do that to you.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Leopard print sounds so scary. I can't believe he would do that to you. Frankly im traumatized. it has permanently scarred me.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Leopard print sounds so scary. I can't believe he would do that to you. Burt hit me several times on the collar bone and once directly onto my sternum "Oh my loving hand!!" Burt screamed as his balled up fist thudded against my rib cage and drove the air out of my lungs as I threw up "You're gonna pay for that!" Burt rose his fist again and brought it down on my collar bone shattering it near my left shoulder. He heard my mom coming up from downstairs and ran out the window. It took several months to recover. I looked over my hospital bed and saw a card that was plain light pink and inside it just said "BITCH" in block letters that looked like it was scrawled out by a child. There was no name on the card but I knew it was Burt. Burt has been physically terrorizing me for years. He hides in trash cans, bushes, or one time in the mud bath at a spa where he rose out of the mud like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. I still cry when I think about that image to this day. Burt was wearing a button up shirt with khakis and socks and sandals and they were just covered with mud but his eyes were clear and white.
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I promise that no one has to wear anything around me.
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I noticed a lot of red haired bearded guys in this thread, including myself. Unfortunately I decided to leave the club today, my Barbarossa chums. My beard got thick enough that I wanted to goof around with it before removing it entirely. If anyone asks I'm a time traveller from the '70's. Halloween is a ways off but my costume is going to be Yosemite Sam. I'll keep this for a few days and see how my family reacts to it. 
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Burt cannot be swayed his fists are rocket propelled and target telemetry zoning in on the anus
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Burt cannot be swayed his fists are rocket propelled and target telemetry zoning in on the anus That's the objective and by god I shall succeed!
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Burt pulled my fingers and harassed me
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Burt said bad words to me on several occasions. I have witnesses.
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Big Beef City posted:Alright fine. For real. This is a brutal self autoannihilation
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Burt is cool and good. He rolls with the punches and tells you to stfu before he brings the leopard print banhammer.
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It's a really nice day goons
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I'm not showing a recent one the covid has my hair all hosed up tbh
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Glenn Quebec posted:I'm not showing a recent one the covid has my hair all hosed up tbh Well now we REALLY want to see!!!
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Literally A Person posted:Well now we REALLY want to see!!! No way I completely shaved my head before covid and it's grown back entirely and insanely
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Glenn Quebec posted:No way I completely shaved my head before covid and it's grown back entirely and insanely Ah yes, mental patient chic. Hot new look for the spring.
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Glenn Quebec posted:No way I completely shaved my head before covid and it's grown back entirely and insanely pfft come in here and tell me I self-owned my own drat self and then pull the "oh but my face looks like a weed whacker factory accident sorry no can do", huh? wow i see how it is
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Big Beef City posted:pfft come in here and tell me I self-owned my own drat self and then pull the "oh but my face looks like a weed whacker factory accident sorry no can do", huh? wow i see how it is That's actually very fair. Give me a sec.
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The entirety of the lockdown my daughter's mood has been either worst demon child ever or sweetest thing in the world and today she is the latter 
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May 20, 2020 21:03
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 From a few months ago at a local donut festival.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
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Glenn Quebec posted:
You look like you wanna fight. If we can do this in jello I'm all in let's do this.
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