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barfdog posted:being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles i am a mere 6'3", perfectly compatible with modern furniture and appliances. i fit in a regular car, and buy clothes at a store
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May 19, 2020 19:58
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i have never been painted green and used to advertise canned vegetables
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May 19, 2020 19:59
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owlhawk911 posted:i am a mere 6'3", perfectly compatible with modern furniture and appliances. i fit in a regular car, and buy clothes at a store my legs definitely don't hang off the end of the bed by the knees, and there are absolutely some rides that i am not tall enough for |
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May 19, 2020 20:02
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Finger Prince posted:I don't understand, is the funery mound somehow portable? Or is it some ritual burial site for broken wheels? A 30th century monument that's just a rusted wheelbarrow in the woods with a skeleton in it, a sign next to it says do not touch, scarfacian era funerary barrow |
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May 19, 2020 23:56
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barfdog posted:being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles Oh no, I love to fly! Sit back, relax, stretch your legs and enjoy the view, it's a miracle of technology that I wouldn't want to miss for any train ride.
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May 20, 2020 00:16
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There was a guy in prison we called Predator Pat the Pretentious Pedophile and I always wanted to like write a skit about it but I couldn't figure out how
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May 20, 2020 04:53
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| The $25,000 Pyramid, but it's Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. | |
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May 20, 2020 22:23
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barfdog posted:being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles hahaha complaining about my gigantic dong ruining my life but everyone thinks i'm bragging
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May 20, 2020 22:49
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:The $25,000 Pyramid, but it's Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. That little mountain climber guy from the price is right, but it's Maslow's hierarchy of needs. |
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May 20, 2020 23:08
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Yinlock posted:hahaha complaining about your significant other being a nymphomaniac because it's literally exhausting and painful and all your friends are liek "oh sure what a HORRIBLE PROBLEM TO HAVE" |
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May 20, 2020 23:09
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Finger Prince posted:That little mountain climber guy from the price is right, but it's Maslow's hierarchy of needs. "How much do you think that toaster is worth?" "Being able to gently caress, Drew." "Is that th--?" *BUZZER* |
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May 21, 2020 05:20
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playing plinko to determine which of my needs is met today "come on come on emotional connection gently caress NO I GOT "EAT ENOUGH" AGAIN!!!"
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May 23, 2020 02:59
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a man walks into a talent agency and says, "boy I got a great act for ya, wait til you see it, it's a family act" the talent agent says "okay pal, what do you call it?" and the man says "the aristocrats" |
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May 23, 2020 03:14
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Heather Papps posted:playing plinko to determine which of my needs is met today Oh you're watching the Scandinavian edition? Because the US version just had seventeen slots marked 'zero' and one slot with 'blue angel flyby' |
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May 23, 2020 04:20
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Cubone posted:a man walks into a talent agency and says, "boy I got a great act for ya, wait til you see it, it's a family act" CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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May 23, 2020 07:39
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Oppais Dei. |
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May 23, 2020 18:36
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i made this a while ago and thought about making some kind of photoshop phriday type thread for it but Fritzi Ritz isn't exactly relevant these days
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May 24, 2020 03:49
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Khanstant posted:i made this a while ago and thought about making some kind of photoshop phriday type thread for it but Fritzi Ritz isn't exactly relevant these days i would post a phriday with this one image and take the punishment. this is very very good.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:Oh you're watching the Scandinavian edition? Because the US version just had seventeen slots marked 'zero' and one slot with 'blue angel flyby'
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May 24, 2020 04:27
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got the rental moving truck for another 6 hours and coming up with ideas to best utilize it. filling an inflatable pool in the back and setting up a mobile swimming pool backing into the driveway of a house with the for sale sign and hoping one of the neighbors brings me banana bread buying a drumset and playing it inside |
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May 24, 2020 06:36
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google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.
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May 24, 2020 07:13
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just the phrase "ipad thai"
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May 24, 2020 10:52
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FakeBlood posted:just the phrase "ipad thai" used to read spicy posts
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May 24, 2020 11:10
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I'd love to see those posts 
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May 24, 2020 11:16
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Crisprs Not a chip not a cracker just a perfect disease-free baby boy with shining blue eyes, fair golden hair, and an 8 pack and wings
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May 24, 2020 11:57
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Do Americans have chedders because that sounds a bit like them. |
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May 24, 2020 15:28
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title looking up - definitions such as where the ceiling is or a google[1] END title POST: quote:so like i play dnd not that much and not really with friends on like maybe discord or whatever but theres the whole "always look up" religion and im part of it im an atheist in real life though |
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May 26, 2020 21:18
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May 26, 2020 22:43
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happiness hah, penis
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May 27, 2020 12:08
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owlhawk911 posted:happiness Pursuit of hat penis ---------------- |
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May 27, 2020 16:59
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owlhawk911 posted:happiness
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May 27, 2020 19:01
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owlhawk911 posted:happiness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSC4uWV9Mc
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May 28, 2020 00:16
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owlhawk911 posted:happiness hah, penis is a warm gun |
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May 28, 2020 00:44
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One of those "do X and innovate"-style TED talks except it's a man talking about all the bizarre sex tips he picked up on pornhub.
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May 28, 2020 01:16
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alnilam posted:hah, penis is a warm gun 
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May 28, 2020 06:03
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alnilam posted:hah, penis is a warm gun
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May 29, 2020 00:56
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less a joke than a realization the other day that the title of bon jovi’s album slippery when wet could be referring to something sexual in nature
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May 29, 2020 00:58
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HUSKY DILF posted:less a joke than a realization the other day that the title of bon jovi’s album slippery when wet could be referring to something sexual in nature My floor mopping fetish |
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the collective noun for a gathering of moms is a "judgement"
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