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Yeah but you'd better watch out when he's done eating!
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Captain Hygiene posted:Flashbacks to my last officemate You too? So many times I was so close to killing him
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/earthygissel/status/1262849891610488832?s=19 cue some very dark disturbing news about this dude in 3, 2, 1......
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May 20, 2020 21:02
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To be honest I don't know how to do many of those things and I actually have a dad
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May 20, 2020 21:32
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My dad taught me how to do all of that. Wrong. And very unsafely. So very wrong and unsafely. I can build the gently caress out of a deck, but ya gonna lose at least a few fingers and that bitch is falling down in 5 years.
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May 20, 2020 21:53
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I learned to change a tire, by myself on the side of the road. I did not grow up with a dad.
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May 20, 2020 21:59
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Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night?
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May 20, 2020 22:07
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Inceltown posted:Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night? Its about things you would ask your dad how to do, not things you already drive him to do
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Zzulu posted:MORE FRIENDSHIP The Jax one 100% reminded me of this which i consider blessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw
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May 20, 2020 22:52
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Inceltown posted:Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night? I'm actually teaching a class on this down at the annex. Pm me.
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May 20, 2020 23:58
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May 21, 2020 00:16
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Was once the proud owner of one of these, but it's been lost to time 
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May 21, 2020 02:43
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Ah the original babality
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May 21, 2020 03:28
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I originally got into the whole internet thing so I could access Sonya Blade Nudalities that I found on some cheat-sheet at the arcade with ftp.rat.org/whateveverever/nudalities... ahh the 90's
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May 21, 2020 05:15
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Was that even real or just the fever dream of sweaty nerds during the dawn of the internet age?
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May 21, 2020 05:29
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Carth Dookie posted:Was that even real or just the fever dream of sweaty nerds during the dawn of the internet age? i dunno but the tomb raider nude code was real I don't remember it but I swear it was real I did it
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May 21, 2020 05:31
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I definitely played as Bill Clinton in NBA Jam He wasn't nude though, thankfully
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"I had sex will ALL these vegetables!"
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May 21, 2020 16:41
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There's a pube in one of these, but I'm not telling u which one.
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One of these doesn't have a pube in it, but I'm not telling u which one.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i dunno but the tomb raider nude code was real I don't remember it but I swear it was real I did it there was a fanmade 'patch' you could d/l that did it that was a bit like a proto-mod; it instantly spread all over the internet once it was uploaded and yes that 100% means that one of the first ever widespread mods for a game was a sexy mod for horny gamers
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Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega. Horny is as horny does
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May 21, 2020 20:01
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In case of the fall of civilization, def remember to raid this guy's house.
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May 21, 2020 20:08
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Facebook Aunt posted:In case of the fall of civilization, def remember to raid this guy's house. But what about the pubes?
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LifeSunDeath posted:But what about the pubes? Fine, you can raid his pubes too.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega. 
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LifeSunDeath posted:But what about the pubes? It's the apocalypse my dude. You think a pube is the worst thing you're gonna eat?
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's the apocalypse my dude. You think a pube is the worst thing you're gonna eat? If I'm down to eating brains out of a guy's head, I still don't want there to be a pube in it.
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jojoinnit posted:If I'm down to eating brains out of a guy's head, I still don't want there to be a pube in it. Then be careful of dickheads! 
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mittens looks like will ferrel, my cat is cuter 
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I looked him up, and it turns out Mittens is indeed a Very Good Cat. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12333977
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Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag. That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!
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