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Dr. Garbanzo posted:There’s been nothing of any description from the department either. All we as teachers have to work on atm is the announcement from Gladys and co yesterday. It’s gonna be a poo poo show and half but it’s also very much to be expected seeing as teachers have become a political football to kick around. There was a statement from Dept of Education overnight telling parents that the return to school is an order and that their kids will be marked absent if they don't attend. It's a huge error of judgement to be heavy-handed at the moment and I hope there's a significant backlash. I feel extremely sorry for teachers, who are going to be under stress from all sides. Lolie fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 19, 2020 |
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The misses just spent 5 minutes walking around the house looking for her phone whilst holding it in her hand.
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May 20, 2020 00:47
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Airstream Driver posted:The misses just spent 5 minutes walking around the house looking for her phone whilst holding it in her hand. I misplace my phone multiple times a day but I'm not that bad.
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May 20, 2020 01:40
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I've started wearing coveralls at work and now I've pretty much gotta get undressed to poop
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May 20, 2020 01:46
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I have a real boomer relationship with phones. I use the thing for a lot of dumb poo poo to waste time but I also deeply resent it and leave it in the most desolate corners of my house for hours at a time kind of semi accidentally
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May 20, 2020 01:47
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One of those shits that you have to completely undress for
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May 20, 2020 01:51
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When you know a shits so bad you put all the towels away in a cupboard and throw your clothes in the wash before you start
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May 20, 2020 01:57
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May 20, 2020 02:26
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I decided one day to make it silent except for making my watch vibrate for calls Best decision I ever made
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May 20, 2020 02:37
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i have a really poo poo smart watch and I can't figure out how to make it turn off the thing where a fireworks display goes off when I take 10k steps and it vibrates like crazy so its like a terrifying celebration each day
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May 20, 2020 02:42
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I honestly wouldn't know what my ringtone has ever sounded like, even back in the days of the 3310.
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May 20, 2020 02:43
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I have vb longneck dude as my message and ring tone but I keep it on mute pretty much 100% of the time I just like to know its there
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May 20, 2020 02:57
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Airstream Driver posted:The misses just spent 5 minutes walking around the house looking for her phone whilst holding it in her hand. Log into your Find My Phone and make hers beep. That's all I've actually ever used it for.
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May 20, 2020 03:12
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I don't touch my phone for anything when at work. I'm there to work, not tool around on groupchats, social media and any other loving poo poo. Clients hate it and always ask for my mobile number to txt me a photo of some serial number I need. Nope email it to my work email.
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May 20, 2020 09:23
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Lol at giving clients my own mobile number. It's bad enough they try and contact me through work!
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May 20, 2020 10:30
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If you spontaneously develop an incomprehensible accent or way of speaking they'll stop calling and start emailing again.
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May 20, 2020 11:48
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Rude morning
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May 20, 2020 22:13
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While I do like the sheer volume of water those things produce, the water pressure through the apartment sucks so it doesn't have much go, to the point I'm considering buying my own head that forces the water velocity to increase and get a better shower
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May 21, 2020 01:01
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Currently working on a jaw/closing mechanism for work and it's gotta mate up on a conveyor system, except the conveyor model is about 75mm out from what is sitting down in the plant lmao and I need it to be closer to 0mm out but also I don't want to spend 3 days remodelling the entire conveyor
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May 21, 2020 04:07
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Airstream Driver posted:The misses just spent 5 minutes walking around the house looking for her phone whilst holding it in her hand. just before isolation started, i went to an engagement party in melbourne. after a particularly messy bender we went and crashed at someones house. upon rising in the morning i did the usual 'oh poo poo better check i didnt message any ex's' and went thru my chats. 'huh. seans lost his phone. he posted in the group chat' I said to my 2 friends asleep on the floor. sean comes out of his room. "guys I cant find my phone" "we know, we saw in the group chat. Someone call it" everyone looks around for his phone in the flat for the next half hour, cutting it fine before our flight home. It doesnt turn up so we get in an uber. for those playing at home, yes. sean was not the one posting in the group chat he lost his phone. it was the uber driver. none of us put two and two together until we called seans phone about half way to tullamarine and the uber driver answered and explained he was trying to tell us the entire morning via the group chat. drugs are bad (sometimes)
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May 21, 2020 04:39
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May 21, 2020 05:52
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We are allowed one
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May 21, 2020 06:20
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Jestery posted:We are allowed one Doesn't mean we have to have one but. Free NVJ.
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May 21, 2020 06:44
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I misplaced my belt the other day and its absolutely shattered my will to do anything productive unless I can do it in pajamas. I cleaned up the house looking for my belt and then gave up in disgust when that didn't work. I'm thinking about growing a dirty warren ellis beard.
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May 21, 2020 08:20
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I got glasses today for the first time in my life and the optometrist laughed at me and was like "this is gonna blow your mind" and it turns out my vision was worse than I thought, the glasses felt like I had superhuman vision
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May 21, 2020 08:50
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Lmao I'm hoping beyond all the garbage genetics my parents gave me (slower than normal metabolism, balding, possibility for diabetes, Hashimoto's disease, haemochromatosis) that I at least avoid the lovely eyesight ones from both sides and at age 31 I still think I'm in the clear but also might get checked soon lmao For the meantime I just use my optometrist uncle as a source of free sunglasses each year with my BUPA. Last set was polarised RayBan wayfarers
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May 21, 2020 09:07
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Good bit of rain just started in sutho, big thundercrack and it's belting down
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May 21, 2020 09:08
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Caesar Saladin posted:I got glasses today for the first time in my life and the optometrist laughed at me and was like "this is gonna blow your mind" and it turns out my vision was worse than I thought, the glasses felt like I had superhuman vision It's crazy hey. Reminds me of the visual fidelity of being on magic mushrooms
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May 21, 2020 09:29
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McSpergin posted:Good bit of rain just started in sutho, big thundercrack and it's belting down Some further west.
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May 21, 2020 09:34
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Caesar Saladin posted:I got glasses today for the first time in my life and the optometrist laughed at me and was like "this is gonna blow your mind" and it turns out my vision was worse than I thought, the glasses felt like I had superhuman vision Be careful with stairs until you get used to them.
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I didn't get glasses until after I started teaching. I somehow made it through an entire arts degree and my masters thinking that all books are just a little fuzzy. My glasses aren't so much to fix my vision but correct my astigmatism.
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May 21, 2020 09:35
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Lolie posted:Be careful with stairs until you get used to them. Thats a good tip, i fall down the stairs enough due to going too fast thinking i'm more coordinated than i am. I've really been giving myself crazy headaches by squinting my way through the day, i'm looking forward to getting my hands on these things. I probably should have done it years ago tbh.
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May 21, 2020 10:16
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I worked retail a few years ago and some guy picked up a set of binoculars and asked me " How far do they see? " How should I have answered him?
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May 21, 2020 10:30
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should have send "depends on your elevation and the weather conditions you dumb cuck"
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May 21, 2020 10:58
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looking at celebrity impersonators in Melbourne with my brother and laughing my rear end off https://instinctmusic.com.au/entertainment/impersonators/melbourne/ the pickings are slim. Anybody want an Amy Winehouse that probably can't sing? How about a mishapen Ozzie Osbourne?
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May 21, 2020 12:10
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the catwoman is just somebody who wants to get paid for their latex kink
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May 21, 2020 12:32
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Your telling me I can get paid for being a misshapen Ozzie Osbourne
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May 21, 2020 12:38
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Theres a guy that says he can do a perfect Terminator and also a perfect Borat. I don't believe it, he doesn't have that range, nobody does.
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May 21, 2020 12:41
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Wow, you can hire oompa loompas, I wonder if they will take part in a gang bang
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I want to know who is in the market for a dame Edna impersonator.
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