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 If you're looking for the charity stuff and goons making sick rear end custom content skip toward the back end of the thread. Otherwise enjoy the insanity that is the source material and we'll catch you in a bit. - Future Burd To keep our ducks in a row, please add your name and preferred chairity to the Contributor Sign Up sheet if you wish to make a page. - The cooler futurer Burd Rolling album of the goon made continued story - The coolerer futurerer BurderI was foraging the wastes trying to find some PPE and I found this comic in a disconcertingly damp box in the woods. Let's crack it open and take a look around shall we?  First impressions are critical folks, and if your first impression that the art is bad then buckle-up buttercup. poo poo's going to get weird. But that is our good buddy Megaman and this does have 3 free mini posters of Megaman and his pals included. Did Capcom put out a manga styled comic series based on the games that folks just forgot abou-  Oh huh. So folks what we have here is what happens when you license out your video game property to a group of folks that haven't played the games or know anything about them sight unseen. This here collection of images is an English translation of an Officially Licensed Megaman comic put out by a rotating cast of what can charitably be called morons in Brazil in the late 90s. This will not be a good comic by almost any metric. It will be entertaining for the sheer spectacle of this rolling train wreck and retroactive amazement that some series of people said it was ok to go about this. I grabbed the entire collection of some fan's FTP server after coming across a fan site detailing the disaster in the late aughts if memory serves. I do want to be clear about something, this is what amounts to a 90s Indie comic. It's going to have some content and themes that may not gel with some folks; just wanted to get that out there. I'll just be doing the first chapter tonight, but we can work through the series if there is interest. Anyway, back to our       So those of you misfortunate enough to care about the Megaman series lore may have some questions right about now. I'd advise you jot them down on a piece of paper and then toss it in the garbage. cont. Warbird fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Jul 15, 2020 |
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Wtf that chick is nude OP
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May 21, 2020 04:17
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Pharoah Man of all the robot master's lmao
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May 21, 2020 04:19
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Can't you remember that time we did the Street Fighter comic instead
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May 21, 2020 04:21
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May 21, 2020 04:22
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It's really unsettling how the robot girl has impossibly form-fitting clothing on her boobs.
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May 21, 2020 04:26
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Wtf that chick is nude OP From what I can recall one of the pages of Portuguese in a later issue addresses this and plays it off as a "coloring accident". Clearly this was deemed too subtle by the editorial staff as later issues of this are just going to go for the drat thing.
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May 21, 2020 04:26
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I think he says that he took the Megaman because it's famous but did whatever he wanted because the game and the TV series suck. He wants to get input from the readers and incorporate it in the story line, but only if it has nothing to do with the game or the TV series because they suck.
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May 21, 2020 04:26
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    NEOMAVRICS SON
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May 21, 2020 04:28
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  "Hold on burd!" you exclaim, "Isn't that just the intro scene from Megaman X? Is this guy X?" No, no he is not.   
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May 21, 2020 04:34
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    And that caps off the first issue. Humble beginnings for what is to come. Next time we can expect: an old friend, bunny slippers, a 4th wall breaking talk show, and Megaman's sick rear end trench coat.
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May 21, 2020 04:40
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Warbird posted:
Wow that got really messed up
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May 21, 2020 04:42
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"Is there a problem" No no problem I just woke up from a 30 year coma to be attacked by robot egyptians who killed my nude sister in front of me, then found out the world ended and my father is dead, I'm addicted to eating the dead, and now my sister who has a gaping hole in her torso is telling me that something called the internet wants me to save the whole planet before I can grab a shower. Other than that it seems fine.
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Here's the insane manifesto written in the first edition: --------------------------- If there's something hard to do in this country, it is to be a comic book artist. The local publishers sit on their lazy asses and only care to bring American comics. Unaware of what the readers want, they give money to the gringos and kill the dreams of millions of Brazilian artists who, without a place to publish, go wherever their hunger sends them: After money and food. But every now and then we get a comic book of our own. And so is this. This comic book was made for the purpose of riding on the success of the MEGAMAN animated series, of course! The merits of this comic book can be seen from its very stylistic choices: This is the first 100% Brazilian manga that isn't copying Japanese stories; It's the first manga ever made by a woman; It's my first official job as a writer; it's the first to use computer-assisted coloring. The plot goes like this: I took a look at the animated series and completely ignored the story, because it's so bad! So, this comic has NOTHING TO DO with the tv show, written with the sole purpose of selling toys. And neither does this comic resemble the "plots" of the games, because a videogame cartridge can never tell a proper story: It just strings you along, so you can move that mouse pointer across the screen and get an RSI (???). I'd rather be different and (some insanely old idiom (I don't even know the literal meaning of this (Googling))) be annoying on purpose! Who am I? I'm not one of those people who writecomic books just to make a few bucks and then be quickly forgotten. I plan to follow an entire plot arc. And I'm not writing this for my friends, nor do I suck Kamen Rider (??????????????). That would be a gross incompetence from my part... The team and I are doing the best possible job we can. The story is good, within what is reasonable to expect from a comic book, the artwork is also cool and I even ask for your help with the screenwriting! When was the last time a Brazilian writer asked you what it is you want to read? So in order to write this comic I'm counting on you. Send your critiques, give me your opinion, but do be careful with what you're asking! I'm not gonna accept adaptations from the TV show or alternative timelines from the cartridge "plots". Be creative! This comic is yours, the writing is yours, not mine. My team and I are just doing our job. Do yours: Buy the magazine, tell your friends to do the same and send us your suggestions. We need your support. Let's see what's gonna happen. José Roberto Pereira
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I'm the screaming head man
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May 21, 2020 04:52
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Elentor posted:Here's the insane manifesto written in the first edition: Oh awesome, thanks friend! I had a few of these translated years ago, but I've been through a few computers since then and lost the text file at some point. Fun tidbit for the next round, a character turns to the camera and monologues a similar manifesto.
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May 21, 2020 04:53
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Wtf is wrong with his legs?
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May 21, 2020 04:53
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I don't understand the line of thought that sucking Kamen Rider is proof of someone's gross incompetence as a writer.
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 quote:José Roberto Pereira foi um editor, redator e jornalista especializado em cultura japonesa "pop-trash", mangás "underground" e criações de quadrinhos diversos. Foi editor das revistas Japan Fury, Animax, Como Escrever Roteiro de Mangá, "MAD" e Kamikaze. Licenciou games adultos e os mangás AT Lady, Bondage Fairies, Battle Atleth, Ozanari Dungeons e U-Jin. Editou pelo menos 100 revistas de mangás pornôs, revistas pôsteres e livros de contos pornográficos. e: I can't read what that says exactly, but I can take a pretty solid stab in the dark!
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May 21, 2020 04:57
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It says he worked on the licensing/translation of over 100 porn magazines as well as a bunch of adult games and hentai magazines.
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May 21, 2020 04:59
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what the gently caress 
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May 21, 2020 05:00
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Oh that explains some stuff about this comic
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May 21, 2020 05:01
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It's really weird how Dr. Wily knows about the existence of 486 CPUs so far into the future!
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May 21, 2020 05:05
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Why is Megaman Sonic?
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May 21, 2020 05:08
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It says he died a hero's death, suffocating between a sexy woman's giant buttcheeks
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May 21, 2020 05:11
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Joust posted:Why is Megaman Sonic? His legs look like poo poo. He looks like poo poo
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May 21, 2020 05:14
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lot of years ago in a video game some brazilian guy got upset and said YOUR MOTHERS rear end A SANDWICH
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May 21, 2020 05:22
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Mega Man fuckin owns, I’m the biggest Mega Man fan on the forums and both this thread and that comic are extremely my poo poo
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May 21, 2020 05:27
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I love how everybody itt is asking why Mega Man looks so hosed up but loving nobody is asking why Roll is butt rear end neckid on the cover
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I. M. Gei posted:I love how everybody itt is asking why Mega Man looks so hosed up but loving nobody is asking why Roll is butt rear end neckid on the cover That's literally the first post in the thread smh
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May 21, 2020 05:32
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The second manifesto is great as well, should Roll get knocked up??? We might as well my young black one?!?? And then they diss Apple McIntosh 8)
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I. M. Gei posted:I love how everybody itt is asking why Mega Man looks so hosed up but loving nobody is asking why Roll is butt rear end neckid on the cover It's Brazil, everything in this Country had to have some degree of nudity in the 90's, sadly. Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:The second manifesto is great as well, should Roll get knocked up??? We might as well my young black one?!?? And then they diss Apple McIntosh 8) I missed that gem. Roll, pregnant? Everything is possible!
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May 21, 2020 05:42
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In the next issue Roll stars in metis' next scat flick
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's really weird how Dr. Wily knows about the existence of 486 CPUs so far into the future! Brazilian Megaman was edited on a 486 so of course he would know, d'uh.
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I made a Mega Man comic when I was a kid. It was little more than an unconnected series of strips featuring the most juvenile poop jokes and toilet humor that only my sheltered child rear end thought was funny. There was no overarching story. So maybe calling it a “comic” is a bit generous. Each strip was only like 1 or 2 pages long and the “art” was terrible since I couldn’t draw for poo poo (and I still can’t). Most of those strips ended with at least one of the robots vomiting. Yes, that’s right, robots can puke. Because I was eight, you see! I’m not entirely sure what happened to them, but I’m pretty sure they’ve all been destroyed by the sands of time. Which in a way is kinda sad cuz they might’ve made for some funny posts. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 21, 2020 |
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So if you're wondering about why this thing is drawn like garbage, in the 90's there was a craze about drawing manga here. I think it's safe to say the biggest influence was Masami Kurumada (Saint Seiya) who is not exactly good at drawing faces. Nevertheless J-stuff were absolutely huge here and 80's manga were a big influence, so there were swarms of "how to draw manga" magazines trying to teach you how to poorly emulate the 80's without teaching you the fundamentals.  "How to draw Manga - Hot babes" 
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E: loving Manga jumping in
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Elentor posted:It's Brazil, everything in this Country had to have some degree of nudity in the 90's, sadly. You say that like it’s a bad thing. EDIT: Elentor posted:So if you're wondering about why this thing is drawn like garbage, in the 90's there was a craze about drawing manga here. I think it's safe to say the biggest influence was Masami Kurumada (Saint Seiya) who is not exactly good at drawing faces. post more of this
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I'd never seen any of this sub-slice of the franchise but I did hear about it - and that eventually Capcom pulled the license and shut down the comic when the creatives decided that Mega Man sucked and they could do better, so they killed him off and replaced him with a self-insert fanfiction character who was intended to become the permanent protagonist. Reading that egomaniacal letter to the readers that outright poo poo-talks other parts of the franchise(!), that sounds about right.
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They mashed the Megaman and Megaman X storylines together.
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