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They're not they guy you need to beat in a downhill ski race to save the rec center in an 80s movie They're the guys standing behind him going "Huh huh huh good one Chet"
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I've actually completed an undergraduate degree unlike the boys in the picture so I know better than to think that their features got shuffled around their unborn faces during multiple choppy helicopter rides to and from Little St. James Island like mushroom pieces in a runny campfire omelette
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May 20, 2020 03:29
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Eric doing his best "Biff Tannen's Extra Chromosome" impersonation.
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May 20, 2020 05:12
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LingcodKilla posted:Fine then. Printers at dawn and bring our real dolls as our seconds. I'm not sure mom will have my breakfast ready by dawn, but Jessica will gladly allow me to wheel her out to the field of battle where you shall be bested by my Brother colour laser.
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May 20, 2020 05:14
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Gromit posted:You'd have thought we would have moved onto something better by now, but it turns out Stockholm Syndrome is a powerful thing. Listen you bastard I paid my ten dollars and I'm going to get my drat money's worth
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May 20, 2020 06:16
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Flint_Paper posted:Listen you bastard I paid my ten dollars and I'm going to get my drat money's worth $13.57 adjusting for inflation.
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May 20, 2020 07:07
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May 20, 2020 07:49
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I remember when I first started lurking; the president was incompetent and his administration was malevolent, the economy was crashing and nobody had a good response, the "left" had an election stolen from it a few years ago, and we were completely and utterly unprepared for the gigadeath systems collapse from climate change in ~50 years (now 13 years less!). But my posting muscles were weak and undeveloped unlike now, so it's a wash.
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May 20, 2020 08:42
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otter posted:$13.57 adjusting for inflation. Given the price of the Aussie dollar I paid a lot more than that without even figuring inflation into anything.
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May 20, 2020 09:02
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
i always think of the triangle-mouthed doll-fucker when i see these two. someone else will have to post the pic because i dont have it. what i DO have is my friend's further adventures in online dating:     
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May 20, 2020 20:22
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DemonDarkhorse posted:i always think of the triangle-mouthed doll-fucker when i see these two. someone else will have to post the pic because i dont have it. Is this a gently caress one, marry one and kill one?
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May 20, 2020 20:46
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which one would you gently caress
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May 20, 2020 22:10
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The one that wasn't posted
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May 20, 2020 22:20
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Nice try, now post the picture that wasn't retouched by the lady who did that Jesus fresco restoration Internet Wizard posted:The one that wasn't posted So you'd marry one of these two?
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May 20, 2020 22:31
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:which one would you gently caress I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.
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May 20, 2020 23:41
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LingcodKilla posted:I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.  Act like you've been there before. The pro move is to slowly back out of the room on all fours.
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May 21, 2020 02:03
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LingcodKilla posted:I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat. .... Then what's giving you the erection youd be trying to hide? 
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May 21, 2020 02:35
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LingcodKilla posted:I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat. Well, the room called, and it's running out of you.
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May 21, 2020 02:39
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Paladinus posted:Well, the room called, and it's running out of you. This guy. I love this guy.
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May 21, 2020 03:08
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this.
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May 21, 2020 06:42
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GreenMetalSun posted:Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this. I mean, have you seen their dad? I get it, I'm a fat dad too, but at least I wear button down shirts and know how to grill a steak medium... and not put ketchup on it. edit: had to fix typo.
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May 21, 2020 06:50
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There's no buying good sense, nor taste. Personally I plan on living in a fallout bunker with a gigabit internet line after I get rich. (now selling posting training, post harder than ever before starting from 30/hr.
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May 21, 2020 06:55
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I'm not paying you 30/hr to tell me to stop posting while binge drinking.
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May 21, 2020 07:18
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Resting Lich Face posted:I'm not paying you 30/hr to tell me to stop posting while binge drinking. Are you binge drinking or am I? Either way, my advice is to post more. That's a free sample.
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May 21, 2020 07:22
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SPAGETT!!
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May 21, 2020 07:23
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T-man posted:Are you binge drinking or am I? Either way, my advice is to post more. That's a free sample. Me. Or maybe both of us. Boy I need to stop posting while binge drinking. ... she says as she posts while binge drinking.
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May 21, 2020 07:24
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:SPAGETT!!
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May 21, 2020 07:59
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Knormal posted:Holy poo poo, it's uncanny. I hadn't noticed his face before, his chest hair made me instinctively look away from the photo. Terrifyingly he's the most attractive person in that post.
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May 21, 2020 08:00
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Chest rug delivery man definitely fucks.
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May 21, 2020 08:16
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He looks like fun and like he can laugh at himself. So many men cannot tolerate not being alpha boss seriousman.
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May 21, 2020 08:32
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GreenMetalSun posted:Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this. They have all those things, what you're failing to recognize is that this is the best they could do
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May 21, 2020 09:15
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I've asked this question before, but what do the Trump sons do for a living? What is their job? Also, was it Don Jr. or Eric. that neither Don nor his wife wanted in the custody battle?
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May 21, 2020 09:55
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Be daddy's kids. Chapo watched a clip of Eric slowly and gently being told which of two options to pick at his real estate "job," and the sad part is that it's obvious he thinks he's actually making any decisions. It was like a toddler convinced that nap time was all his idea.
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May 21, 2020 11:19
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BrigadierSensible posted:I've asked this question before, but what do the Trump sons do for a living? What is their job? They have generic "businessman" jobs in the Trump Organization handling its business and doing investment deals. Their dad scamming his way into the White House has given them political tasks that they repeatedly gently caress up. Basically all nepotism giving them poo poo they're woefully unqualified for.
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May 21, 2020 14:08
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To be fair Kushner has benefited far more from political nepotism than either son. I can't tell if Kushner is actually good at anything other than being the dude Donnie wishes he was (married to Ivanka).
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May 21, 2020 14:28
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chitoryu12 posted:They have generic "businessman" jobs in the Trump Organization handling its business and doing investment deals. Their dad scamming his way into the White House has given them political tasks that they repeatedly gently caress up. Basically all nepotism giving them poo poo they're woefully unqualified for. So, failsons?
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The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right... Not only is the white dress so tacky, it also is ill fit & unflattering on her torso, then you see the wedding dress, then the doughy failsons... E: AHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THEIR BOUTONNIÈRES ARE T FOR TRUMP AHHHHHHHH MAKE NO BABBYS has a new favorite as of 23:40 on May 21, 2020 |
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May 21, 2020 23:37
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right... The best part is.... Junior’s wife left him
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May 22, 2020 01:34
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The best part is.... You have to love her part-way to “my big fat gypsy wedding” dress along with the big ol evangelical cross.
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right... She must use the same tailor as her dad. Also wtf is with the entire Trump family's weird loving hands in photos. They always look like aliens who are uncomfortable in human costumes.
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